FLORIDUH MAN SPEEDING HOME TO USE BATHROOM POOPS IN SQUAD CAR INSTEAD

If he really had to shit, wouldn't it have happened while he was being tased?

Now that's the way to resist arrest !!

Just pull into a McDonalds or something similar and drop a deuce.

I'm sure it happens all the time.

Those Carbon cars designed specifically to be cop cars had a one piece plastic rear liner, with a drain hole in the center.

SJG

Good job!