Juice Vs. Shailynn: The Myth Busters
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I met Juice last night, and it wasn't in a stripclub.
He is pretty much what I thought he'd be like. Funny, very polite and a very good guy.
At the Detroit meet up a few months ago JS69 mentioned that many people on the board were not sure if juice was a "real" person but more like a group of several guys making posts. Therefore, since I was going to be in the city juice claimed to live in I thought I'd seek him out.
My Friday was fucked due to road construction and I arrived much later than anticipated. luckily juice was still up and agreed to meet at a restaurant that was open late. Of course, he ordered chackin fangers, he knew he had to just for nostalgic reasons.
We chatted for over an hour, we are both close to the same age so we could relate on a bunch of topics. He told me about Follies (I have never been) and I told him about Detroit.
He could pass for Action Bronson but he's a good bit thinner, he has the beard though.
As I suspected his misspellings are just him joking around, he's very articulate and well spoken. I'm glad he took the time to meet me and he told me a few other TUSCL members have tried to meet him in the past but it never panned out, since he works some odd hours at his job.
If you're ever in Asheville look him up, he's a good guy.
He is pretty much what I thought he'd be like. Funny, very polite and a very good guy.
At the Detroit meet up a few months ago JS69 mentioned that many people on the board were not sure if juice was a "real" person but more like a group of several guys making posts. Therefore, since I was going to be in the city juice claimed to live in I thought I'd seek him out.
My Friday was fucked due to road construction and I arrived much later than anticipated. luckily juice was still up and agreed to meet at a restaurant that was open late. Of course, he ordered chackin fangers, he knew he had to just for nostalgic reasons.
We chatted for over an hour, we are both close to the same age so we could relate on a bunch of topics. He told me about Follies (I have never been) and I told him about Detroit.
He could pass for Action Bronson but he's a good bit thinner, he has the beard though.
As I suspected his misspellings are just him joking around, he's very articulate and well spoken. I'm glad he took the time to meet me and he told me a few other TUSCL members have tried to meet him in the past but it never panned out, since he works some odd hours at his job.
If you're ever in Asheville look him up, he's a good guy.
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I said from the very beginning Juice wasn't a troll but a funny guy. He's just misunderstood lol
I also stated before I suspected he really was a smart guy. No matter how many Chackin Fangers he ate, he couldn't fool me
I used to be the size of Bronson but have been in the gym and trying not to double order my chacken tanders lol..
Once we broke the ice..we did warm up to each other and I get the vibe that if we keep meeting each other at meets or other random times...maybe your trips to asheville on business a real true friendship could grow from it.
Shailynn is a very sexy dude.. I assume he clubs for shits and giggles because if I was a homosexual I would have made a move on his ass lol.
He has a very peaceful spirit about himself and happens to be a funny individual.
I find it amusing that we meet in asheville close to 2am lol....to bad we didn't cause a 2Amer for shadow to post lol....I also find it amusing no one bought a beer.....I guess one lie about myself is the drugs....I've actually never done them....yep...not even weed lol.....I'm basically not even a casual drinker....I prefer sweet tea as shaiylnn can testify to lol.
He is also a very giving person as when I arrived he had already made provisions on a few damn good side items and paid for even my meal...I hope that doesn't mean I owe him a blow job ?
I even get the feeling he might be a good poker player that would be a blast with on the felt...would enjoy getting the cards in the air with him around
If juice and shailynn teamed up on civi bitches.. he would be the one getting the hot chick while I would be face fucking the fat friend...lol....I love slaying fat bitches lol
I enjoyed myself and this brings a new level to tuscl I desire to build on....it's true if your ever in my town and desire to meet me...as long as you can work around my odd schedule with my work and kids...I will be happy to meet you and enjoy a few laughs
God bless my friends
Peace!
I think I want to have your baby
One thing shailynn did not post and I suspect it's because he is a legit respectful person...is my funny text of " find a table not a booth" lol...I said I was "challenged" in this area...lol I found this to be funny of truth in my life...don't get it twisted...I have slimmed down as my brother can bear witness but don't think I'm some skinny boy...I'm still a large play boy.
Also I give thanks to Joe for always cracking me up
Twenty-five for saying nice shit about me
Meat fuck yes...you find yourself in asheville again...sounds like you buy property out in my part of town....I would love to share food, laughter and fellowship of the pervert brother hood
Travel golf dude I plan on making future tuscl meets so maybe we can meet one faithful day
One thing I did forget to tell shailynn about was how hot the strippers are
For some reason I got stuck on describing the physical building and the parking lot just like those funny reviews we read online and I forgot the most important part lol
Anything goes and the talent does not suffer to get the mileage....their are a lot if supper fuckin hot bitches that am to please
All kinds of colors and sizes from the variety of these bitch selections
It's a buffet fo sho...
But yes the location is tiny and if wasn't for the girls this place would be a dump...the girls make this club what it is
I am indeed a buzz kill, The Ultimate Buzz Kill.
SJGuy
OK y'all, imma go out an' actually have some fun. It T-I-IS Saturday and the night be young. Smell ya' l8er!
I'm technically now more certified, verified and trusted than Ricky Boy
I make Rick look like a troll that writes shit fake reviews LMFAO
Juice is tuscle
Juice is follies
Juice is da crew
Fuck you Jackie
No worries I never do it around others just at the house so I can zone out and pass out lol...never in public or a club