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What's your best advice for mongers?

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wellhungsac420
NNJ/NY getting extras cause I'm soooo good looking
1. If she's wearing something that's gonna take a whole song to take off and a whole song to put back on don't pay by the song.
2. If she's not touching it in the front room she's not gonna touch it in the back either.

I was at a club last week and forgot these two. She was good looking and we hit it off so I ignored that she only played with it over the pants and was wearing more clothes than me. We went back for some dances with the promise of extras which she delivered but getting her out of the outfit was a huge pain in the ass and when she wouldn't even touch jr without a barrier it kind of killed the illusion.

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avatar for Icey
Icey
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6 years ago
If their outfits take long to take off, they've always started taking them off and don't count til the next song.

Tricks on here act like they're too good for street walkers, who are likely to use condoms, but brag about going at it raw with hoes they find in strip clubs.... LMFAO
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steeldog65
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6 years ago
LOL DC wins on that comment
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Icey
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6 years ago
My best advice would be to not go to a club with preconceived notions or expectations. Take things as they come and enjoy the experience. And remember you're paying for a fantasy. That's what you're gonna get.

If you want a hooker, get a cheaper one elsewhere. The best girls aren't going to be hoes and the hoes aren't gonna waste their time and effort playing games with a trick who can't even be straight forward about what he wants.That's where being ignored by her comes in....
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Warrior15
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6 years ago
DC, Good one.

Icey, STFU .
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pistola
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6 years ago
Yes +1 DC
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BoringLoser
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6 years ago
If I ignore this account does that make me a cock blocker?
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Call.Me.Ishmael
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6 years ago
DC and BoringLoser... [slow clap].
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TrapBaby304
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6 years ago
Do the opposite of what the losers on here tell you to do. Do you want to be a sad old man cheating on your wife with hookers? Nope, you don't!

Go to strip clubs and have the time of your life. Get wasted and get lap dances from anyone you want. Get a few girls at a time if you want. Be fun and outgoing. Be clean and smell good, wear something trendy.

The VAST majority of dancers aren't hooker so yeah. If you want P4P there are plenty of cheaper places to get it. If a dancer resorts to it its cos she has to and it won't be the best looking girl lol
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Liwet
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6 years ago
Don't pay by the song or don't start until she's naked. If you want her to touch it in the backroom, you have to negotiate that in the front room.
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TrapBaby304
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6 years ago
If she's not the type of girl to give you the time of day IRL she's just selling you a fantasy. Enjoy it for what it is.
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Salty.Nutz
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6 years ago
Dont chase, dont give her more money to do x.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
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6 years ago
Take a shower.
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JamesSD
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6 years ago
Ask for what you want and her first offer is rarely her last best offer.
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Cristobal
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6 years ago
Always agree to the what happens (and how much) BEFORE you pay for the VIP session.
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twentyfive
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6 years ago
Buy low, sell high that’s the best advice for everything in life.
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steeldog65
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6 years ago
Things are only worth what people will pay for them. There is no value if it isn't desired.
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whodey
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6 years ago
Know exactly what you want and how much you are comfortable paying and always negotiate specifics before hand. Also, don't tip before services are rendered.
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