Freaking Horrible, Never Going Back

A friend and I left from Long Island to try Mirage because it was rated like 7+ on the site. We got there and the build in on the inside of a loop with parking in the back. There were at least 7/8 guys standing outside smoking when we walked up. Didn't think much of it, can't smoke inside. We walked in around 1030P. The security was really good with the pat, not friendly or chatty, but he security. On to the BEST part on the night "NO COVER." We went in and sat at the back of the bar when you first walk in. Not sure if we were in the wrong place, but the entire other side of the bar was FULL, so we took what we had. On stage was a black girl, not ugly and she was lazy dancing. Right there we should have known, but we stayed. She got closer and I swear someone had burned her, but she was nice enough (more on her later). We figured we'd order a drink...$10 beer (no draft) on a freaking Wednesday night. Ridiculous. One girl came up to us and she was cute , but visually out of shape

she danced on my lap for like 2 minutes, not letting me touch and place the bills, taking them out my hand. After a short dance she like you want a private for $30 a song...NO! Well can you buy me a drink? How much a ladies drinks? IDK...NO, GIRL BYE! The bartender was built like a manand looked like one, nice but COMPLETELY distracted. Took me 15 minutes to get change for a 20, spent 1/2...nothing worth tiping and she forgot our round for like 30 minutes. By the time we got it, the Lyft was outside, terrible. Also, stage is in the middle, so you can reach and touch the girls. You have to ball your money up and throw it. Whole place.... NEVER EVER AGAIN!!!