Stripper Shit
crazyjoe
Colorado
Have you ever been tempted to try to beat a dancer to her stripper shit lines. Like act like you met her before when you have not. Or tell a B cup dancer they have the biggest boobs you ever saw. Or laugh at everything they say and tell them how funny they are?
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Just to be clear, I don’t mind if they are feeding me BS. It just isn’t fun if it’s not believable. Sometimes I feel like they’re one of those toys where you pull their string and they give a canned line. That’s no bueno.
I still like her. She's fun. But since then she has toned down the SS to a low roar. That works for me.
I think guys get upset by it when their self esteem is very low or they realize that a woman like that can't really mean what she says. It makes certain types of men angry, like a lot of guys in strip clubs think their money entitles them to anything and everything and her not being genuine ruins their perceived ownership of her.
If the ss is overdone - I will ignore it. When there’s a half naked hottie sitting with me - my tolerance for ss increases significantly.
However, I like this approach of offering a nice steaming pile of customer shit - to a dancer. I tried it a few weeks ago - as I was trying to get a dancer to fuck me in a lap dance stall - and it didn’t work as planned. I had my pants around my ankles - she was stroking my cock - and she pulled her tits out. I didn’t expect such a perfect set and I went strong with “Wow! Those are incredible! I didn’t expect such perfect tits - when you had your top on. I need to cum on your beautiful tits.” She kept stroking my cock - but didn’t take the offer. Then I doubled down. “Do you model? You should be a lingerie model with your beauty and body!” Still nothing! So I switched it up - and when she leaned close I whispered “I need to fuck your ass. I want to feel your tight dumper squeeze my cock. It will feel so great to raw dog your tight shitter! I know you are a filthy fucking girl...” She didn’t take the bait - but I came hard talking dirty to her - lol!
I wonder, if a customer implies he may be interested in the priciest VIP upsell but “sit and relax with me first”—and then doesn’t, is he pulling reverse PL shit or reverse ROB?
The compliments I get are at least believable like touching my body and asking if I work out, or grabbing my butt.
The stories of epic fails would be fun to read here.
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The negative SS lime “ my baby daddy beat me up or my car needs fixed” .... we’ll screw that shit OR rather, ain’t gonna screw that shit!
That is aside from "here is my ATM card, the pin is xxxx" what things are PLS?
I have a small cock, it won't hurt at all
I finish very quickly
This is my first time in the VIP (or arriba for the TJ mongers)
You can follow the clogging contest with some brilliant bidet play ;)