Absolute (And Correct) Attire, Pants, Underwear, etc., for a Lap Dance
Monday, January 7, 2019 10:14 PM
After reading through numerous comments from "the Best Attire for a Lap Dance", I've lost all faith in the imagination of the fully developed male mind. Really guys? Really? So far the best fathomable clothing would probably be Liquid Lap Dance pants, if they still existed. Well, how about the next best thing?
You're going to immediately know this is what you should wear for the best bang for your buck. Nobody cares what you wear up top, but like shoes, it would help to attract attention efficiently with something you know, nice. With a collar perhaps, I prefer flannel. Now if you kept reading, than you deserve the treasure that cums next:
Okay pants, best I've discovered so far is golf pants. They're light, strippers don't complain since they're soft. Plus, they're dressy. Don't wear jeans or sweatpants. You look like a jerkwad. Underneath, you're not wearing underwear... you're wearing latex.
Have you heard of latex cock sheath briefs? It's a BDSM type of clothing, except you're not going to use it for that nonsense (or do, I don't care). Get the ones that are chlorinated if you can, makes them softer. You fill the inside with lube, squeeze out excess air & you're off to the races. Your cock is extremely liberated and it tends to make the strippers a tad curious since they can tell something is different but have no idea what. Best part is, you will not leak everywhere when you blow your load, which you will. You're welcome.
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