Life is too short to go here

oh my god. I have been here before and it has been worth the $5 entry. Not today, and the road from hotels to the place have smoother surfaces if you drove across Mars in a go cart. I was frisked at the door, doorman (nice guy, professional) took my ID, looked at me (hell I am over 30 by any standard) I walk in and on stage is a very large not well covered large minority female and then followed by a woman much taller same color and both seemed totally disinterested in people in the place. I bought a modest drink at the bar for almost $7 drink at the bar, tipped and not a hello goodbye go to hell from the bar maid who seemed put out to take the tip on a dumb inadequate drink. sat down, nobody talked to me but bouncers and the bathroom guy everyone totally bored. Now, there was on way big overweight chick blonde who was walking around inside the place, in and out, out and up and down. Packed to leave, not sure. Turns out she sees there is no money to be made so she wants to go go home (good idea, she was a 4) because why pay out the club when there is like no money to be made. Man, I cut my losses and left as the stage was empty and it was obvious they were trying to figure out what to do. It is early in the year but this is the worst in a long time. My recommendation - avoid the place, life is too short to waste time here. Not that there are better places in Chicago greater!