First Time

Was in Vegas recently and realized I had never been to a Vegas strip club. Well that had to change. Hopped in a cab and said take me to the best strip club. To the Rhino he said. Pulled up to a massive compound looking building. Everything looked safe and clean. Before entering the building I was wanded and pat down by a bouncer. After that I walked in, to pay a $54 cover!!!!!! My head almost exploded. I later learned the play is to call the club and they will send you a free ride to/from your hotel and the cover will be reduced/waived. Wish I knew that.

So I walked in and, holy crap there were rockets everywhere. Basic lay of the land. 2 bars, one on the front right and one in the back left. Two stages, basically opposite orientation of bars. Lots of seats/couches all over the place. Private dance rooms on the back right and front left.

We decided to sit down, grab a drink, and try to get a feel for it. There has to be close to 100 girls working. The ugliest one may have been a 6, but there was a ton of absolute smokes. My local club is lucky to get 1 girl that looks like that, and they had 80. Was approached by a few girls who sat and talked, none were overly pushy and would leave if you said you wanted to wait.