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What’s the appropriate response to the L word

Jan 8, 2019, 9:21 PM
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BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole

I’ve had a few favorites say they love me.

I know it’s not real, so I just change the subject. Maybe it would be better to accept it as a compliment and then smoothly guide the conversation elsewhere.

Idk. What do you do?

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Papi_Chulo

LOL - I just nod and smile

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nicespice

“And I love your tiddies”

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JamesSD

I love it when you make me cum

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jackslash

I thought the "L word" was "lesbian."

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twentyfive

Tell her she shouldn’t talk with her mouth full ;)

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steeldog65

25 ftw. That was going to be my response.

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shadowcat

"wanna fuck?:

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Warrenboy75

Say nothing.......from first hand experience......."run, Forrest, run"

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steeldog65

Or, just say "Of Course you do." in an incredibly patronizing voice while you muffle her with your dick.

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ATACdawg

Darn that four letr word!

"Letr" was just poetic license. ;-)

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rickdugan

I say "thank you, that's sweet."

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pistola

'Does this mean you're ready for anal?'

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bullzeye

“Show me....”

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Fake a heart attack. More than once if you must.

#thebigone

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MackTruck

One dancer kept telling me she loved me. Later she told me she likes me. I told her no you dont like me. She looks at me dismayed so I said you don't like me because you love me. .. hahaha

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Subraman

I always say, "Oh! Love YOU!", usually accompanied by a wink (that is, a bit of a corny show). It's just stripper hustle, and fun to handle it with a little humor and corniness.

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georgmicrodong

Respond with the other L word: LOL

Unless you really do love her, of course. In that case, tell her so.

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DeclineToState

Off topic I know since OP's question relates to strippers not civvies, but OP's question made me think of what happened to me with a civvy girlfriend when I was a young adult. Her: "I love you." Me: "Umm, umm, I like you a lot." She immediately terminated the relationship, which was not a bad thing.

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Subraman

@DC: I don't think "luv ya!" means very much, just a fun way to express affection (or in strippers case, faux affection). I see no reason to punish the stripper for upping her fantasy game. And since I'm not in love with her, and I know she's not in love with me, no reason for the warning bells to start sounding.

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bubba267

Subra, yep...

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Clubber

To be serious, it's only happened once with me. My ATF, of course. We were sitting in my car at a her gym just talking. I don't remember the exact conversation we were having, but I would bet it was something about her personal life. Lot's of strife there for a time. Anuway, she paused, stared at me a bit then softly said, "I love you". Was I shocked, not really and I replied in same. We both knew it wasn't romantic love, but love as you would love a family member.

She was alone in her life, for the most part, and I always thought that I was basically her "family", then she became a small part of mine, in reality.

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Cristobal

The one time a dancer used the "L" word with me she showed me in the VIP room how much she loved what I did to her, as she squirted on the couch.

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