What’s the appropriate response to the L word

22 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  LOL - I just nod and smile
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  “And I love your tiddies”
• JamesSD

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  5 years ago

  I love it when you make me cum
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  I thought the "L word" was "lesbian."
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Tell her she shouldn’t talk with her mouth full ;)
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  25 ftw. That was going to be my response.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  "wanna fuck?:
• Warrenboy75

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  5 years ago

  Say nothing.......from first hand experience......."run, Forrest, run"
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  Or, just say "Of Course you do." in an incredibly patronizing voice while you muffle her with your dick.
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  Darn that four letr word! "Letr" was just poetic license. ;-)
• rickdugan

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  5 years ago

  I say "thank you, that's sweet."
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  'Does this mean you're ready for anal?'
• bullzeye

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  5 years ago

  “Show me....”
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  Fake a heart attack. More than once if you must. #thebigone [view link]
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  One dancer kept telling me she loved me. Later she told me she likes me. I told her no you dont like me. She looks at me dismayed so I said you don't like me because you love me. .. hahaha
• Subraman

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  5 years ago

  I always say, "Oh! Love YOU!", usually accompanied by a wink (that is, a bit of a corny show). It's just stripper hustle, and fun to handle it with a little humor and corniness.
• georgmicrodong

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  5 years ago

  Respond with the *other* L word: LOL Unless you really do love her, of course. In that case, tell her so.
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  Off topic I know since OP's question relates to strippers not civvies, but OP's question made me think of what happened to me with a civvy girlfriend when I was a young adult. Her: "I love you." Me: "Umm, umm, I like you a lot." She immediately terminated the relationship, which was not a bad thing.
• Subraman

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  5 years ago

  @DC: I don't think "luv ya!" means very much, just a fun way to express affection (or in strippers case, faux affection). I see no reason to punish the stripper for upping her fantasy game. And since I'm not in love with her, and I know she's not in love with me, no reason for the warning bells to start sounding.
• bubba267

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  5 years ago

  Subra, yep...
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  To be serious, it's only happened once with me. My ATF, of course. We were sitting in my car at a her gym just talking. I don't remember the exact conversation we were having, but I would bet it was something about her personal life. Lot's of strife there for a time. Anuway, she paused, stared at me a bit then softly said, "I love you". Was I shocked, not really and I replied in same. We both knew it wasn't romantic love, but love as you would love a family member. She was alone in her life, for the most part, and I always thought that I was basically her "family", then she became a small part of mine, in reality.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  The one time a dancer used the "L" word with me she showed me in the VIP room how much she loved what I did to her, as she squirted on the couch.