What’s the appropriate response to the L word

LOL - I just nod and smile

“And I love your tiddies”

I love it when you make me cum

I thought the "L word" was "lesbian."

Tell her she shouldn’t talk with her mouth full ;)

25 ftw. That was going to be my response.

"wanna fuck?:

Say nothing.......from first hand experience......."run, Forrest, run"

Or, just say "Of Course you do." in an incredibly patronizing voice while you muffle her with your dick.

Darn that four letr word!

"Letr" was just poetic license. ;-)

I say "thank you, that's sweet."

'Does this mean you're ready for anal?'

“Show me....”

Fake a heart attack. More than once if you must.

#thebigone

One dancer kept telling me she loved me. Later she told me she likes me. I told her no you dont like me. She looks at me dismayed so I said you don't like me because you love me. .. hahaha

I always say, "Oh! Love YOU!", usually accompanied by a wink (that is, a bit of a corny show). It's just stripper hustle, and fun to handle it with a little humor and corniness.

Respond with the other L word: LOL

Unless you really do love her, of course. In that case, tell her so.

Off topic I know since OP's question relates to strippers not civvies, but OP's question made me think of what happened to me with a civvy girlfriend when I was a young adult. Her: "I love you." Me: "Umm, umm, I like you a lot." She immediately terminated the relationship, which was not a bad thing.

@DC: I don't think "luv ya!" means very much, just a fun way to express affection (or in strippers case, faux affection). I see no reason to punish the stripper for upping her fantasy game. And since I'm not in love with her, and I know she's not in love with me, no reason for the warning bells to start sounding.

Subra, yep...

To be serious, it's only happened once with me. My ATF, of course. We were sitting in my car at a her gym just talking. I don't remember the exact conversation we were having, but I would bet it was something about her personal life. Lot's of strife there for a time. Anuway, she paused, stared at me a bit then softly said, "I love you". Was I shocked, not really and I replied in same. We both knew it wasn't romantic love, but love as you would love a family member.

She was alone in her life, for the most part, and I always thought that I was basically her "family", then she became a small part of mine, in reality.

The one time a dancer used the "L" word with me she showed me in the VIP room how much she loved what I did to her, as she squirted on the couch.