ur such a f’in ho, I love it!

The club has a very low-key and casual vibe, makes me feel like a place I could sit back and enjoy the show. DJs play the yoosh.

They have dancers for every taste. Besides a couple, most of them seem as if they’re strippers because they like being strippers (*cue Lil Pump* ur such a fucking ho, I love it!) - Although far and few between, GEMS can be also be found here if you come at the right time.

Drinks are usual bar prices which always makes me wonder why I go to regular bars at all, if I could go to a stripclub, pay the same amount for drinks and you know what else. Cover can be free from their website before 2am, or $10. Wednesdays are discount dances, but most girls doesn’t seem to like doing the cheaper topless dance even on other days, some have even told me they won’t do them at all.