GIVING LAP DANCES TO FAT PIGS!

So there comes that point where every dancer has to eventually dance for a really fat pig. The kind where you have to tell them to kinda lay back on the couch and slide forward cos you want to give a good dance but he's just too fat to grind on, so he almost has to be laying down so you can kinda grind on his dick. and he gets sweaty an shit and you're like expecting him to squeal like a pig and then are like wondering if he's gonna have a heart attack coz he gets all red like a pig in the oven.

but then you're happy you got the job done and think of it as an act of charity

just sayin