So there comes that point where every dancer has to eventually dance for a really fat pig. The kind where you have to tell them to kinda lay back on the couch and slide forward cos you want to give a good dance but he's just too fat to grind on, so he almost has to be laying down so you can kinda grind on his dick. and he gets sweaty an shit and you're like expecting him to squeal like a pig and then are like wondering if he's gonna have a heart attack coz he gets all red like a pig in the oven.
but then you're happy you got the job done and think of it as an act of charity
just sayin
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last commentI cannot for the life of me envision a PL so desparate that he'd pay you a dime. What an awful person; I mean for a fucking guy pretending to be a dancer.
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How fat are you?
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How fat am I? 32" waist, maybe a 31" by now. Why do you care?
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You seem upset by her thread lol
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As someone once pointed out there’s no use to getting in the mud and wrestling with a pig, the pig loves it and you just get dirty.
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ever have a fat chick on top of you? its like a human sauna
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ROTFLMFAO
There used to be a guy who liked going to VIP and would suck his own tits. He also told everyone he was wearing a butt plug. This was like a huge fat nasty biker looking guy
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