Today is International Peepee Day!

Actually it's National Cheesesteak Day.

^ That just for fat fucks that haven’t seen their pee pee in decades

Reverend,

In celebration, you should go to your local club and let some cute girl play with it.

@warrior15 - That’s my plan.

This morning, I went to my workout room (I’ve got a great gym setup in my man cave). I enjoy “getting hard.”

Later I will go to a late lunch with wife and kids. Then I’m going to watch college basketball at a buddy’s house - at least that’s the official excuse!

I can hardly wait!

I’m dribbling already!

I assume the smoke smell will be that "your buddy" allows cigars in his house ? FYI, make sure you know what team is playing and what the score is.

Actually, my buddy featured in my alibi DOES smoke cigars in his house (but except for one, none of the clubs I go to allow smoking inside the club).

Because I often use sports events in my excuses for going out on a prowl, I always have details on the game in question but so far, I’ve never been asked.

"That just for fat fucks that haven’t seen their pee pee in decades"

1. I don't know about you, but I don't get off looking at my pee pee so no loss there.

2. If I did, isn't that what mirrors are for? ;-)

^ That's the anthem of dickie doo's all over (Dickie doo, a guy who's belly sticks out so far he cant bet laid)

Lmfao

Have fun with your new toy