Today is International Peepee Day!

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• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Actually it's National Cheesesteak Day.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ That just for fat fucks that haven’t seen their pee pee in decades
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Reverend,
  
  In celebration, you should go to your local club and let some cute girl play with it.
• reverendhornibastard

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  6 years ago

  @warrior15 - That’s my plan.
  
  This morning, I went to my workout room (I’ve got a great gym setup in my man cave). I enjoy “getting hard.”
  
  Later I will go to a late lunch with wife and kids. Then I’m going to watch college basketball at a buddy’s house - at least that’s the official excuse!
  
  I can hardly wait!
  
  I’m dribbling already!
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  I assume the smoke smell will be that "your buddy" allows cigars in his house ? FYI, make sure you know what team is playing and what the score is.
• reverendhornibastard

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  6 years ago

  Actually, my buddy featured in my alibi DOES smoke cigars in his house (but except for one, none of the clubs I go to allow smoking inside the club).
  
  Because I often use sports events in my excuses for going out on a prowl, I always have details on the game in question but so far, I’ve never been asked.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  "That just for fat fucks that haven’t seen their pee pee in decades"
  
  1. I don't know about you, but I don't get off looking at my pee pee so no loss there.
  
  2. If I did, isn't that what mirrors are for? ;-)
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ That's the anthem of dickie doo's all over (Dickie doo, a guy who's belly sticks out so far he cant bet laid)
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Lmfao
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Have fun with your new toy