The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

SF is starting to tank -- but there are still some gems here

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Chadd44
Mar 25, 2019, 9:41 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on. Cover charge on this day was $20 -- believe I have paid more on evenings before (but that was when there was a porn star dancing (Lela Starr if you are curious). But there is usually a cover and so that did not bother me.

What I was surprised to find out was that Tiffany was dancing that day. In case you don't know, she is something of a legend (at least to me and a few of mu PL buddies. Asian dancer. She offers (extremely) high mileage lap dances. While you can get a standard -- but fairly high mileage lap dance from her for $30 (which includes some topless), her dances in the private rooms offer the ability to go nude and have extras -- but then you are talking $60 for the dance (on top of a meter feed for the room -- amount depends on the time you want -- but for more than 5 mins you are going to pay at least $50). I know it sounds high -- be here in San Francisco, it actually is practically market prices in my experience (except for MBOT -- which is a club that easily can take you into the $100s of dollars for some "entertainment".

In any event, Tiffany was wearing a blue two piece bikini-type outfit -- but she wasn't wearing it for long with me! I scooped her up quickly, and we went to the back/side rooms -- you can't miss them as they are to the right as you enter the club. I've never been one for drinks/alcohol -- so that situation is not one I can comment on intelligently here -- I was solely interested in Tiffany. I will say though that that Pebbles and Jenna were also there that Friday afternoon -- and I have had very good experiences with both of them as well. My plan was originally actually to see Pebbles -- she is cute while also being playful in a dirty -type way.

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