Ugh

So stopped by for monthly drive by. Sometimes great sometimes not so much. I was happy to see as many dancers there actually dancing. Nice crowd. I go to a strip club to see dancers and talk and maybe fantasize a bit. Drunk guys at the bar need to realize no one is really there to talk to them. Oh well , then I saw a couple of dancers who looked amazing. Well maybe a 3 and with a “g” cup and a good set of beer goggles to look through. Watched her for a few minutes and no one was taking her offers for a dance. First concern. Second I always like watching the dancer perform before I invest but no takers. Now for why—- she approached, talked for a minute— very nice — then gave me a hug - they were real and she was much better looking up close. Then the door closed - do you want a dance? Sure at that point I was following. Then she explained she doesn’t do normal dances she does timed dances —- what? Upscale clubs yes but at an afternoon club with an average, heavyy set large breast dancer with bad tattoos ( maybe pregnant) charging by the minute, $100 for ten minutes really. That’s crazy. I laughed and she walked away. Then another dancer “Melania” from 30 feet worth the look ——- close hard to tell many medically enhanced features up close for a conversation — to much makeup— you know it would be all over you after a good dance. She also had no idea what you were talking about —except bye me a drink? and next do you want a sexy dance? NO.