Hog Heaven

I started my afternoon in Norton out at the Lucky Corner (see review). From there, I stopped at Desiree's hoping to see someone new or at least relax. Instead, they had one dancer on shift who appeared to be some sort of dancer/gorilla hybrid so I fled the scene.

One last place to go - Francois's. I've avoided this place after a dancer tried to rip me off years earlier. Plus, when I did stop by in the past they seemed to specialize in chubby women, extremely chubby women. I know some guys like that, but if I wanted some tubby broad trying to pry money out of me I'd just get married.

Well, nothing has changed at this place. Three dancers were on duty. The first was a thin plain-Jane who was shooting pool. The second was an AA dancer I used to see at Georgie's. She had put on weight and was walking around in tennis shoes. This is HUGE pet peeve of mine. If you're going to dance, wear the damn shoes! At least try to look like a dancer.