Baby doll

I saw some yoga pants jogging down the road, sporting camel toe, so I had to make a detour to the nearest club. There were about 6 girls in the club, and three water buffalos,(seriously... who let them in let alone on stage?) the super tatted out fishnet glasses girl danced and walked around for tips, didn’t ask for a dance. Two Hispanic woman cane over one after the other and offered full service in a 20; the one smelled like shit, and the other was born during ww2. Then baby doll cane around; I think she’s either missing teeth, or has a dead tooth in the front; but she kept her mouth shut most of the time. Had the right curves and complexion; and I would’ve passed and waited for better, but just then a 300lb black Betty took the stage. Had to rush into the back to escape having to see that. Baby doll wasted no time; her bottom cane off; and she unzipped me right away. She pulled me out and went to shove it in her before I stopped her. No way am I bare backing a stripper... so she went to jerking for a bit; then made to get it in her mouth; I stopped her again, remember the dead tooth? So she used her titties, and it didn’t take long before she needed to change her make up. Tipped her good; she embellished the song count to the bouncer... but hey, I figure she earned it. Paid the guy, finished my drink, tipped the bar back and got out of there without having to see the bovine twins on stage.