WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his job as an Uber driver?
A. Because all the dudes were getting off at his girlfriend's house.
That may be your best one so far.