Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202

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kongorilla
Mar 27, 2019, 5:01 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t changed at all in the several years since I’d been here. Third, the dancers were just meh, but a lot of clubs are like that in the afternoon.

The most disappointing experience was the food! Friends tell me this place is famous for its $7 steak. My friend and I both bought one and we both found it was tough and inedible. The baked potato that came with the meal was good. I can’t believe people like eating here.

Seating was tight, people were forced to sit at the rail if they wanted to sit at all. There were more younger people here than I expected, and the place felt like it had a hipster vibe. Overall, I won’t be back, just not to my tastes.

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