Would u take me to the strip club with u ?

Yes. Think you would be a lot of fun.

I already offered to take you two weeks ago. You chose no. I was even going to buy you a mask and pay for your Uber.

I already offered to take you two weeks ago. You chose no. I was even going to buy you a mask and pay for your Uber.

I would. But only if you wear the outfit in your avatar

I'd take you in a moment... but you have to pay your share... where as if you are absolutely naked when I take you... I might cover your share.

If she goes naked, then I would definitely put a cover on in case she shares.

@501 awh what makes u think I would b fin 2 go with ? Do u think I'm fun ? LOL

I would take you Nicole. I can’t buy dances though, but I can give you money for dances if you dance for me. You picking up what I’m putting down? Cool

No I don't dance or get dances I would go with y'all just to talk to the pretty girls and look at them

K

It would be awkard taking a girl to a strip club.

I like your attitude Nicole. Think you would be a fun wingman at the club. Having a drink, getting dances or just hang out in pervert row watching and tipping beautiful naked women.

Were you going to go with @woodstock at some point...?

LDK, thats some good pimp game

Nope, me thinks you would be too bitchy

Yes I absolutely would, and then I would do the world a favor and throw you in a garbage can and mankind would thank me. Collectively.

SS in one ear and Nicole’s never ending rambling in another? Fuck no.

@Nicole1994

Heck yeah, I’d take you to the club with me as long as you promise to be a good girl, help attract beautiful women, have fun and only use non-verbal communication. I’ll help teach you how to have fun while using only non-verbal communication.

I've gone with female friends. It was great. The dancers all wanted to hang out with us!

Many moons ago (during the Reagan administration) I went to a strip club with damn near everyone in the office I worked in. Certainly all the under-40s folk went along. After the strip club most of us went to a porn theater (this was back during the pre-cable TV era).

One of the young women in our group got hornier than she could bear and invited me to her home afterward to help solve her problem.

She was not exactly my cup of tea, if you know what I mean, but as a gentleman I occasionally canoodled moderately unattractive women just to be polite.

So I played the Good Samaritan that evening.

It was my best “office night out” yet.

Nah Nicole, I'd just take you to bed.

SJG

I’ve reconsidered. I might be able to fit condoms, hand sanitizer, and my cell phone up that schnozz making for looser pockets and thus a better grind.