The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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falc1973
Apr 24, 2019, 8:00 AM
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As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one of the reasons but given the other choices in the area this one is just the right amount of sleaze. Overall the club is fairly well maintained. The interiors are dated and sort of 80s/90s ish but it works. Most of the patrons are there for the girls anyway. The music is generally good although they could upgrade their DJ on busy nights. I've discovered quite a few songs while watching their stage shows so there's that. Overall, their audio could use a decent upgrade. The general layout is like a theater which facing a T shaped stage, with seating around the stage itself. Two poles at the back of the stage all the way to the ceiling and a ramp for performers to do their shimmying closer to patrons. I've generally avoided sitting right up by the stage unless I really like a girl. But if you do, and you tip well, there's a good chance the performer will come and say hello to you.

The girls themselves are a mixed lot. Pretty much all ethnicities covered. This probably has much to do with the area as well. I've even met a girl from Mongolia here! They are a mixed lot when it comes to performance. I've watched girls who were downright disinterested while on stage and then also girls who knew what to do while on a pole. Most of the girls use the ramp to strip, especially in front of the folks who tip well. So keep tipping if you're by the stage. On the weekends the club almost always has at least half a dozen girls. One thing to note is that the girls hustle in spells. You could be sitting there with the stage girl being the only one in sight and then all of a sudden all of them come out and start hustling. And then it gets quiet again which is weird. They could do with a deja vu style parade so patrons can see all the girls and get an idea who they want to spent time with.

There were quite a few girls who have been there for a long time. Most of them have their regulars but they also seem to be the ones who know how to treat patrons well. That said this place has had quite a bit of change over the past year or so. Quite a few of the girls have left and I've seen a lot of new faces. They have started having pornstar guests lately which is a nice draw. Popular pornstars do tend to draw a crowd and the shows are usually worth it. Lastly, watch out for the pushy ones. Some of them get a hold of your hand literally drag you out of chair promising a good time. Keep your hands in your pockets. Getting to know the girls seems to help best. Once you've made a connection it helps open up more possibilities and phone numbers.

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