Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

One for the road...

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MemphisRaines868
Apr 24, 2019, 11:37 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The entrance was underwelming, and definitely not welcoming at all. I should have gone with my gut and checked out another place, but I figured, if the did not spend money on the entrance area, maybe the spent it inside.

I was wrong. Think of a bad strip club in a movie. This was it. The lighting was poor. I did not even try to go close to the stage, as I would not be able to see anything in this lighting. Besides the girls did not look that attractive. I thought they would look better from afar. So I settled down at the bar which is on the left as you enter. The bartender was much better eye candy than any of the girls on the stage so far.

Figured I would just relax a bit and try to the enjoy the vibe, what there was of it. Only thing was that girls would disturb you every 3-4 mminutes for tips. I had to tip girls who danced on stage even though I was not even looking at the freaking stage. But whatever... I came to spend $250, and I was still way under budget. Besides, why should I go to the stage and throw some dollars down when there were two black dudes who looked like rappers (I think I recognised one, but I was not sure) just throwing out dollars by the handful. Hell, the girls were not even botherinng to dance the whole stage, sticking mainly to where they were. Again, not a real issue as none of the girls ranked above a 5. Unless you like overly thin black girls (spinner body), or latin women who could stand to lose 25 or so pounds just to get to the soft body that I like to caress.

The women were a little pushy to regarding lap dances. I saw one guy practically get one for free right at the bar... he looked like a regular though, so that might be why.

I was going to chalk this up to a learning experience till she walked out.. and she was a solid 8, maybe a 9. Again the lighting was bad, but here was a body. And she was a looker also. After she finished her set, she walked around the room collecting her tips, and unlike the others she deserved it. When she came to me I asked her to come and check me after she finished her rounds.

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