What do screen doors and strippers have in common?

The chicas at HK in TJ must have flapping slices of roast beef dangling between their thighs

I bang all night long

Q. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

A. It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

@jackslash

You seriously need to stop messing around a publish a joke book already