Q. What do screen doors and strippers have in common? A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Q. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? A. It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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last commentThe chicas at HK in TJ must have flapping slices of roast beef dangling between their thighs
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I bang all night long
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Q. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
A. It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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@jackslash
You seriously need to stop messing around a publish a joke book already
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