Monday Monday

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club exterior looks nice and you enter through a side breezeway to reception. Cover was $10 with a metal detector pass through. After reception you pass through a hall that passes the entrance to a sex shop and then spills out into the club. As I entered the hallway the hostess, Yolonda (?), an older woman, escorted me in and led me to a table. She asked me what I wanted to drink and brought me a Corona. Monday is happy hour day, so the Corona's were $4 until 9pm. As we walked through the hall I was approached by two girls who wanted to sit with me but Yolonda advised them to wait since was just getting in. This was a little unusual, but ok with me since I like to look around the club to get the lay of the land when I first walk in.

The club was very slow - I saw about 4 or 5 guys and easily 8 to 10 girls working. After I sat down with my beer I was approached by Penelope, a cute blonde. She made a quick introduction and the usual small talk and then asked if I ever went upstairs in clubs. I asked how that worked here and she gave me the run down - $160 for the "bottle", but she thought it might be 1/2 price right now, and then whatever we worked out. Penelope was cute but not a stunner, and I told her maybe later and she moved on. Shortly another cute small blond A-cup girl sat down. I didn't catch her name, but she has short blonde hair. She was very friendly and we chatted about a few things and then discussed dances. She also pushed the VIP but I declined. Then an older Latina gal with huge tits sat down and started giving me a shoulder rub and immediately said we could have a good time upstairs. I said I just got there and wanted to hang for a bit. She persisted and then started massaging junior. She kept this up for about 10 minutes with continuous suggestions for pleasure upstairs. After I declined several times she suggested we try a lap dance at the booths. I wasn't really into this gal even though she was giving me serious stick shifting the whole time and letting her enormous boobs "slip out" frequently. While she was on my lap the cute blond was on stage and I wanted to tip her, but I was really trapped by this Latina gal and didn't want to be rude and tell her to go away. She finally agree to come back later, then asked me for a $20 "advance" on the lap dance we would have later! This was a new ploy I haven't heard before. I gave her a $5 for the time she spent trying too convince me.

I had my eye on a small brunette sitting nearby and after about an hour she came over to sit. I thought she would be a good bet, but right away I got a not so good vibe. When we talked she told me her name was Lacy and I recalled a post here where the poster felt ripped off by a gal named Lacy in the VIP. I didn't feel good about her so I let he go. Girls were on the stage but there was very little tipping happening. Mostly by other dancers. I talked to a few other girls. After a while I think I was the only live prospect in the club. Most of the girls were friendly and gave some level of touching or caressing when they approached, although none as aggressive as the large breasted Latina gal. There were several girls that I thought were cute, but they were either engaged in deep conversations with other dancers or furiously texting. I tipped a tall thin brunette A-cup gal named Tiffany at the stage and she came by to sit afterward. She has full curls and a sparkly personality. She didn't push for a VIP but suggested we have a lap dance. The lap dance area is a row of booths along the wall. Not really private but Tiffany took me to the back corner where visibility is minimal. This was a good sign along with her suggestion that we wait for the next song. She gave good grind and stick shifting and let me roam freely. She had me hard as a rock and suggested we could go upstairs. She quoted me $160 for the bottle and $300 for her. I told he I hadn't brought that much with me. She said she could do more in the lap area, but that I wouldn't be able to DATY! She suggested she could take care of me for $200 which I thought was reasonable. I gave her $40 for the two dances so she could go and freshen up - I think we actually did three dances while we were negotiating, with her stroking me the whole time. She came back and proceeded to release junior and slide him in, very deftly sliding on a cover and making it look like a regular grind. I was very happy and she claimed she was too, which made me feel good even if it was a line. I think I lucked out for a Monday when a lot of girls were working a few guys. I doubt I would have had that much attention or the opportunity for Tiffany to give me what she did on a busy night. YMMV, but I'll definitely be back.