A Rare Bad Visit..

Was nearby so I figured I'd go check out some latinas before I headed home for the day. Turned out to be a really bad idea as I thought I stepped into the Twilight Zone or something cause the "C" squad was in the house today. Normally I can count on this place to have a few cuties for sure but not today, the 4 or 5 that I saw were definitely past the prime age of stripping and it was an immediate buzzkill! The sad part was I didn't even have a drink yet, so I just made the old "fake jaunt" to the bathroom to regroup and see if things looked better with a second glance...but no! I thought about getting a beer to kill time just in case a few cuties were in the back, but I was immediately set upon as I walked to the bar by an older dancer. Definitely wasn't going to fake pretend I was interested in a dance so I just pulled out the "old phone trick" from the pocket and made it look like I got a call and she got the message, whew!

So as I leaned at the bar still frontin' with the phone in my hand, I made a quick scan of the new VIP booths by the front and damn!! They are TOO WIDE OPEN for anyone to see, especially since their facing the bar and the glass is clear as day. Why would anyone wanna get dances there? Those dances should be $5 since you probably can't touch anyways without being seen by the world. You're better off sticking with the other booths closest to the stage and I've had some great dances there, more private for sure. Soon enough, the bartender was asking if I wanted a drink, so I took that as a cue to bounce, no sense getting a buzz for nothing! I went home and said "I'll catch you next time Chicas!" But as I said, this is a rare bad visit....so I won't hold it against them.