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Tijuana

Fantasies fulfilled and unfulfilled in TJ

88A different approach to the question asked by Boldboy88 in a different thread about whether TJ fulfills fantasies or not. My opinion is that it would fulfill ALL fantasies of any red-blooded man from this planet Earth. Thank being said -…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Dead Empty

Stopped by on Wednesday after work. I was on the early side but didn't think nothing of it. Saw only 2-3 girls. Ordered a drink and realized two of the girls just left. Decided it's…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very Aggressive Dancers

After leaving Sapphire I walked over to Spearmint, about 15-minute walk. So, Tuesday night of thanksgiving week (10 pm – 1 am). In this case, I was asked for my ID outside and given a…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not that great

Visited this club on Tuesday evening (8 pm – 10 pm) of Thanksgiving week. Walked over from a local casino. Area seemed safe but no one around during the walk. Walked in asked for…

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A NATIONAL DAY OF MOURNING - since 2012, hundreds of millions of my sperms are r

All of them will die in a tissue that is soon flushed down a toilet, never to reach the warm embrace of a female egg. It appears that there is no end in sight for these poor sperms. Sorry @CJKent I couldn't…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

great place if you don't need lapdances

This isn't your average strip club - it's more like a dive bar with women dancing behind the bar. But don't discount it just because you can't get a lapdance or extras. It's a great,…

Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club

Slidell, Louisiana

Better than expected for Slidell.

I went two Scuttlebutt three times during a week, on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Each time I spent a few hours there, there was no cover, and no enforced drink minimum. This is a topless…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Short review on the subject of horses with gold coat, white mane and tail

This club is kinda distant from the main attractions in Las Vegas, it's not too far away though, it's about 15 min drive from the Strip. They provide rides to/from the club, although I did…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

Strike out

After leaving this place a glowing review on my last visit, it seems that they have taken several steps backwards! To be fair, it may have been an off week.... I cannot say day because…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice afternoon Again at Diamond Dolls

I arrived around 2:00 P.M. in the afternoon. Parked on the South side of the club, paid the outside attendant $2.00, entered the club, went to the bathroom to the right, walked to the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ended up watching the game at home...

Went on a Monday night a couple weeks ago. Parking was decent and lit with staff patrolling around in a golf cart. $2 to park on the sides and back. Parking in front cost more…

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Seeking Arrangement

A few nights ago, out of boredom and curiosity, I created a profile on Seeking Arrangements. It has one photo of me and the profile is probably 60% complete. I've received about 20 messages since. Mostly, unoriginal, desperate gibberish that…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Okay, like always

As you might know BSC is my go to club. I stopped in Friday afternoon. I prefer evenings because it is slower paced and its turns into a lap dance factory around 9PM. Not much…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

In and Out

This was second visit to the 35 club and it was pretty much the same as the previous one. Although the parking lot looked packed, it was not reflective of the amount of patrons there. Security…

Lipstick

San José, Costa Rica

Worth a visit

Definitely Uber or taxi in this part of town after dark. Inside was nice, there was a stripper pole in the middle of the bar where the girls danced. The setup was really good…

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Lol !

Title says it all !

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not like the visits I had last year.

I believe they claim to be the largest club in the country, but I think they're just counting floor space. I've never seen them use more than the first half of the very large…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Just stopping by

I haven’t been to ecstasy in a long time. The biggest change is the number of new dancers. Maybe it’s because I went in the evening but there were many young women. In my eyes…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back to see the Captain

After being disappointed with an earlier stop I cruised on to a less glamorous Destination. I told myself that I should listen to Flavor Flav and “go wit what ‘cha know”. Paid the cover…

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Anyone try the Wild Mustang (formerly Toy Chest) in Detroit?

Wondering if this remodel was worth a visit. Technically in Detroit, right? Not a good sign.

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Oddball acts that ~technically~ isn’t cheating

Obviously, yes, what is considered cheating is very much up to individual relationships. For some couples, outright intercourse wouldn’t be cheating. For some, just merely meeting up for lunch with somebody of the opposite gender is. And there’s a lot…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Getting better

Haven't been here in awhile no need to describe the bar that has been done over and over this was my first go to spot for extras the girl selection on a Wednesday night was…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Relax, have a drink and watch the girls, at the Shady Lady.

The Shady Lady is one of my top two Kansas City strip clubs, and the best if you want alcohol. I've visited a number of times over the last two years, and it's consistently a…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Luna is honestly very hot.

Back at Bonita after a long time in the frozen north. I think, with the frequency with which I visit these clubs, I am immune to finding the one dancer who draws you back in.…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Ace of Spades ♠️

Rarely do I review a club again but I felt there was enoughed that happened after my first review to put in another. Came in on a Friday night after midnight. Cover is $25. Place…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Nice talent, but little mileage

Made my way through NW Indiana and found myself at Deja Vu upstairs and then went downstairs to Dreamgirls after drinks. There was no valet, so free parking which is nice. The cover was $10…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

A quick Carnival Ride

I've been to this place many times and most of the time I leave with a smile on my face. It's been a while (9-10 months) since I was in the area for work but was…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Hot women, but a bit frustrating

This was my third time here. I arrived around midnight, paid the entry fee using the discount coupon on their website, bought the obligatory drink, and sat down. The place was fairly crowded, so that…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Tuesday Evening visit 830-930

My review may not be so favorable purely on the timing of my visit. I got in around 830pm and left by 930. My visit was basically the change of guard between day shift and…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Some girls are amazing but some are getting pushy and that is not cool.

So this session came with a lot of good but for the first time a lot of bad. First the good. Madison and Pandora were incredible. Madison has dark hair, a gorgeous body, and is…

Hoops

New York, New York

Good place to catch a game with a little eye candy and some company

Been here a couple of times before, but it was dead. This time, I wanted to watch some football, so gave it another try. Didn't regret it. The club is a long narrow spot. You enter,…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Friday Night at TDH

Quite a few cars in the parking lot so I decided to go in. Open the door and the door guy is 4ft from the door and collects $10. As soon as you walk in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sunday Evening - Not Bad

Have been stopping by during the day over the years and rarely make an evening visit and never made a Sunday night stop until now. I know that the Sunday lineup does not typically include…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Life

I intended to give Playhouse's early morning debauchery a shot for the first time. Open 7 am on Fridays for a few months now, reports of looser oversight of couch rooms piqued my degenerate interest.…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

My visit to Partners

I knew I would be traveling in this part of the state and had done my research on TUSCL before departing home. The Friday afternoon seemed like the time to hit the club for a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty girls but kinda boring

Got there a little after 10pm. Valet was easy as usual. $3 and $12 for cover (maybe $10). Hallway to the left leads to the main floor. As mentioned in other reviews, bars line the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A pleasant return..

Having seen that things are getting back to normal. I decided to stop in, since I was driving down the coast after a family get-together in New England. In the name of research, of…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Who’s the best girl at paradise???

Just a quick question, who is the best go to girl at paradise in every ones opinion?

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Healthy hobby versus addiction?

How would you classify your interest in strip clubs (and sexual entertainment in general)? Healthy hobby or addiction? Why? In recent years, we seem to be labeling any and every pleasurable activity as an addiction, it might help to…

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Examples of AWFUL stripper personalities

I got one last night, this one girl in VIP petitie stunner. Showpalace, Queens. Don't ask how she ended up in VIP with me without screening her out, just accept the fact that I am a fucking moron and it's…

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What if you just kind of like...

Made coffee and served it to your guest?

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Okay Visit

I had read reviews here and on local boards that gave a somewhat promising picture, so we decided to try a visit on our latest LV excursion. We usually hit 1-2 clubs on each trip.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

A fine moment for my memory bank.

It was another successful night at the lei !!! Rolled in on a Friday night and was shocked to see a dancer that hadn’t been there in at least 5 years. Her name was…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Till next time

Arrived at around noon, paid the $10 and tipped the girl $5. Club was dark but not crowded, got a bar seat at the DJ side on the corner, $5 beer from the cutie and…

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"What are you thinking?"

Got this question from a dancer toward the end of our conversation today. I absolutely hate this question and it never helps, at least with me, to move up to higher spending activities. If I was completely honest, most of…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Starting to become a routine.

Access to this club is still rough... weave thru a truck stop area and the potholes. When you see the adult video store on your left, look to the right that’s the club.…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

On It's way back

I haven't been here in over a year. I actually liked it as a bar with half naked women. Slow enough that you might have a couple of random conversations during a football game, but…

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OTC THE MOVIE: Regina - "I'm So Sick Of Men Who Can't Just Ask For What They W

James - "I Want You To Spank My Bad Little Boy Bottom" https://youtu.be/vBkBS4O3yvY One-Minute Time Machine or Don't Overthink; Quit While You're Ahead

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A n old school tittie bar with some kitty thrown in for good measure

I hadn't been here in quite a while and I had the afternoon off, so I decided to stop in. The place has been described many times but I will do so again in…

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Year in review for extras

Started contemplating on my successes on acquiring extras Over the last 12 months. I think i did ok. Fuck, I think I might have a problem. I absolutely love having sexual relations with strange women! The below are…

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Who'd You Rather: Salma Hayek vs. Kate Upton

Time for the third round and let's start it off with what I think is the most anticipated matchup. One could make the case this is the biggest matchup of the bracket thus far — maybe the biggest matchup we'll…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

No Title Necessary

This review covers multiple visits, all dayshift and mid-week visits. I usually visit Follies 1-2 times a week, and have been doing this for longer than I care to admit. For those who…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lots of solid dance from great women

This was a standard night here. Go through metal detector for large room with stage in center. Lots of seating on 2 levels. Busy, medium smoky as always. I was particularly interested in Karma, a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Double dance on a Fri morning

I've been here many times before, but this was my first visit on one of the early Friday mornings. For those that aren't familiar, they now open at 7am on Friday mornings. I had heard…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Weeknights are slow. Weekends are busy.

I’ve had to go to Denver a lot over the last several months and wound up visiting this club numerous times, both during the week and on the weekend. I usually would arrive around…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Good times once again...

So this is now renamed Rosewood I believe - or at least I had been here when it was HQ...but that was a while back. Same location and I'm on this mailing list so I…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Not bad, but not exciting.

So this place is located east of downtown Spokane on a busy highway next to some car dealerships. It's well lit and I did not hesitate to park there and walk in.(didn't give a…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Manic Monday

Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but I enjoy…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Weak mileage, but great for tipping and conversation

This is a topless club that does NOT offer topless lap dances, so for many the cost simply won't be worth it. And since the switch to dancers being contractors in SF, lap dances have…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Great Club, definitely worth the visit.

I've been in Dallas area for the last 10 days and finally hit Chica Locas on my last night. What a mistake! The building is the old Cabaret Royale and it definitely shows its age. The…

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NATIONAL DAY OF MOURNING -Since 1970, Native Americans have gathered at noon on

“Many Native Americans do not celebrate the arrival of the Pilgrims and other European settlers. To them, Thanksgiving Day is a reminder of the genocide of millions of their people, the theft of their lands, and the relentless assault on…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Brass Doesn't Disappoint

I came in in the late afternoon/ early evening on a Saturday, no cover yet but I believe there is a cover after seven. Decent ambiance, but a bit dark and dingy. Paid…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Afternoon delight!

Made an after work stop at CJaxx to see if they had any new talent or if my fav. dancer would happen to show up for work. I was in luck this afternoon when I…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A very entertaining night in West Philly

Arrived at LP and the OSC at 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. Stayed until about 8:15. When I arrived there were 4 dancers on the floors (2 upstairs and 2 downstairs) but not…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

There's better clubs in the area.

Went on a Friday evening cover was free with military ID. I believe the normal cover is $10. The building itself is very large & decorated great. They had three stages working and lots of…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Classiest in AC - BUT....

Stayed at the Hard Rock for a quick weekend trip. Decided to hit up Scores as it was freezing outside and it was conveniently located upstairs in the hotel. Bouncer wanted $30 just to get…

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Ginger on Black Friday

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QNZQbHgfY/ You're welcome.

Crossover's Entertainment Lounge

Barrie, Ontario

A memorable American Thanksgiving back home, eh.

As usual, my time was not wasted driving to Barrie to Crossroads when I was back home on U.S. Thanksgiving. I arrived about 12:45 AM and left at close. I have been here before 3-4…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Thankful for Sugar with some beautiful ladies

Greetings fellow strip club lovers, This is not a club ad ladies and gentlemen, but yes this is my favorite club without a doubt. This review is for a pre halloween visit so…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Closing soon.....

Came here late on a Friday night after midnight, I had just come out of synn unsatisfied and decided to try my luck here. Went on yelp and got a $10 admission entrance check in.…

Silk City Gentlemen's Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Not so crowded even around 11pm.

This place is on a busy street and lot of car traffic. I visited around 9.45pm and it was little bit raining. I managed to get in quickly and to the left there was a security…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Better dancer = better experience!

Stopped by on a Saturday and the parking lot was packed! The layout of the bar has been documented there is a pool table when you first walk in with tables along the walls a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Score!

I was in town for a small holiday and decided to take a chance at this club. Club Atlantis seems to be rated highly and Itnwas relatively close to my hotel. Plenty of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I may prefer the night shift now

I drove to follies but didn’t want to risk a boot so went to valet and paid the $20. I was surprised it was 20 since it was a Tuesday night but I was already…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

I went here so you don’t have to

For some reason I decided to try this out. Was bored and thought I could get a cheap ldk. I was wrong. The parking lot is tight and easy to miss. You walk in through…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Fabreezy Duzit on a Toozeday Snoozeday

Well, I had a little late-night free time so I figured I'd see what freaky things might happen on a Tuesday night. Got there around 1am. The parking lot was ok. Some…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Wednesday night in Hawthorne

I stopped by Jiggles recently. This bar has a neighborhood dive feel to it. I parked on a street in front of the place (it is a residential neighborhood). There is a pool table, and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Trek to PH

Wanna go, seen & heard a lot of good things about it. As far as VIP goes, is it more private & more "fun" or should just stick with regular lappers with the "right dancer"??

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Worth a Visit

You can’t miss this place off the road. It has a big illuminated sign. Plenty of parking so no need to worry about that. On weekends it’s obviously more busy but either way you won’t…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad's is the most "Fun" Indy Club IMHO

Went to Brad's for lunch and mid-day fun, arriving 12:30p. There's no cover before 1p (Yay!), and they were doing the 1-girl stage show at the time. As has been reviewed before, it's a long-ish…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Always a good time, but with limits.

This used to be my go-to club a number of years ago. Loved the place! My first visit in a long time and things haven't changed much except for the dancers. I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ruby's cube...

I was near the Burlington are for a project and thought to check out that spot. When I reached there it was almost 4.15 pm. Parking lot was moderately occupied. Still there were plenty spots…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

mostly free Monday

How does this deal work. You pay the 50 to get in and then what. do you really get free dances or is it limited to how many? I was thinking of going this Monday. I…

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Latest shooting at Rose's (formerly Flashdance)

Last night 3 guys were shot, 1 dead, per The Palm Beach Post. Just the latest shooting at formerly Flashdance.

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DON'T BE SURPRISED IF COWBOYS FIRE COACH

there's no way that the cowboys should be 6-6 in about 15 minutes. would the owner get rid of the coach after a game on thanksgiving?

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Jeffrey Epstein and his girlfriend

One day last year Jeffrey Epstein came home to his Manhattan townhouse and found his girlfriend packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asked Epstein. His girlfriend replied, "I'm leaving you. I just learned that you're a pedophile." "Pedophile?" replied Epstein.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Late afternoon Paradise not so amazing

it was a monday about couple of weeks ago, I checked the roll-call and saw that Bobbi was in the house and decided to go check it out. I had a memorable interaction with Bobbi…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Wednesday Winter Evening

I was on my way home as the snow started to come down. I decided to stop in for a beer and see what was going on this cold, winter evening before Thanksgiving. Arrived after…

Hoops

New York, New York

Sports bar with dancers

In New York for a business trip. I walked by this place and asked if there was a cover charge. They said not for you and let me in. They had a mandatory…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

No Beasts at this Circus

BSC is never hit or miss when it comes to the looks department. They consistently have some of the hottest dancers in the valley - if you like barbie looking dancers. I've noticed lately that…

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Slow afternoon

I had some time in the afternoon after work so I decide to try this place again. It had been 6 months or so since I'd been there. Not much had changed. This is one…

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Black clubs in Houston with good mileage?

Hi all. Which black clubs in Houston have a lot of thick dancers, and a private booth?

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‘Teacher of the Year’ Randi Chaverria allegedly gave student oral sex in classro

Where were these teachers when I was in HS? https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEHyIpj30_Whiq-GUtI1rpq4qGAgEKg8IACoHCAowhK-LAjD4ySww69W0BQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

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Palm Beach County 2AMer. Happy Thanksgiving.

A night at a strip club in Palm Beach County turned deadly when a shooting left one person dead and sent two others to the hospital. NBC affiliate WPTV-TV reports that the incident took place just after 3 a.m. at the…

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How wet 🚿 does a maxed out 401k make strippers ?

At 62 I'll have a few million to spend on 20 year old pussy pie

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Strippers allegedly used sex toy on Hunter Biden at NYC’s Hustler Club

"That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said." Keeping it classy. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/strippers-used-sex-toy-on-hunter-biden-at-nycs-hustler-club-sources/

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What I’m Most Thankful For

I probably won’t mention most of these at the dinner table later today, but the things I am most thankful for include the following: 1. My surname isn’t “Schitter,” “Fokkwad” or “Aszwype.” 2. I have a boxcar load of money. 3. None…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A rebound for GGC

I wanted to give this club another chance after my last review was so-so when they had a dead vibe and low energy on a Sunday afternoon. This time I went on a Saturday early…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Afternoons are better than they ought to be

Went to the No 5 on a Friday afternoon for lunch and a bit of show. Somehow, I've been there a dozen times and never made it for an evening run. During the daytime though,…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Appears to be a yearly trip

I'm going to skip past some basic details, since I covered them in a previous review. Still though, $15 for entry with an ID scan and a quick patdown (note now before I forget -…

Penthouse

Vancouver, British Columbia

I want to like this place, but...

When I went to go to Brandi's on a Friday night and saw a long-ass line at the door, decided to walk a few blocks and give Penthouse a try. I'd had an ok experience…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Can't get any closer to the convention center

I was in town for a conference and my friend and I decided to drop in. There were about 15-20 dancers working around 9pm. There was dancing on two stages. It was relatively quiet as…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Fantasyland revisited

I just got back from a visit to Fantasyland so thought I'd share my experiences while they were fresh my mind. I haven't been up that way in about 6 months but with the holiday…

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hope everyone has a place to be and a full stomach as we celebrate the blessings that we get to partake of.

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In Mexico we don't Celebrate so called Thanksgiving

I Doubt real Native Americans celebrate it either .

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

About as cold and unsexy as a strip club gets

It's been many years since I visited this club and it will be many years before I return. I'll have to see a lot of reviews here saying things have changed and it's no…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Triumphant return

So I hadn’t been here in months and thought Wednesday before Thanksgiving while having a lot to drink was the best time to return. I don’t give the layout on a place that’s been reviewed…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Quiet time after Canadiens/Bruins Tuesday game.

Went up to Montreal on Tuesday for Bruins/Canadiens game. Boston won 8-1, so I was very happy. My friend and I headed over to Chez Paree after the game. I haven’t been…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Pretty latina!

Theres a beautiful latina cant remember her name. Has grey or just really light eyes. Nice ass! Anybody know her name?

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Solid lap dance joint

This review actually covers two trips to Club Bristol. The first time I showed up just after 7pm. There was no cover, but when I went in there was only one girl working that I…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

My go to after work spot.

Risqué Bristol is one of my go to spots. A bit more mellow then it's sister club in Philly, haven't been to NE. I'm always happy here, laid back, decent prices for beers, good looking…

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Happy Thanksgiving

On this, and every, day, treasure your loved ones, and let them know that you do. They could be taken from you (or you from them) at any moment. Make sure they know you love them. Everyone have a…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Watch for sharks, segregate money and call for the limo

Call and have their car pick you up, I repeat call and have their car pick you up. This makes the cover go from $40-50 (all bc the cabbies and uber drivers get a kickback),…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Mid tier club- mid tier experience

Went there a few weeks ago. I believe it was the day after their last stimulus package day. You can get a vip for $100/30 mins plus tip. A couple patrons were talking about it,…

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Caption this picture

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3147 Best caption gets to lick the giblets

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

Another Good Visit. Place is a gem!

I have been going to this club for a little over a year now. I have given a couple or three reviews on it already. I am compelled to continue updating on this place because…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

For me, the best club in the Ranson/Bunker Hill area

The club has a nice atmosphere but is a little older (it is clean though ... the tables, bar, and seats are not greasy or grimy. A nice touch is when you walk in…

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Good $50 head

Some times you just need a cheap fuck

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Spread it, Stuff it, Gobble it up!!🦃

(old & lame) , but HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🦃 have a good one.

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OT: In case you wanna watch something on TV tonight

PBS is airing what looks like an interesting documentary called "The Plastic Problem" - it looks into the issues of all the plastics we use/discard as a society and its current impact - looks pretty interesting - it airs in…

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Ever decide not to go to the club because ???

Don't have a fresh hair cut ? Literally made that choice today. All i can say is WOW

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Low-Key, Quality Entertainment

Came here on a Monday afternoon. Generally quiet, with somewhere like 5-10 girls at the time. Wasn't very busy though, so it was possible to get dances and such, but if you had your eye…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I didn't plan on doing that!

Traveled to Austin again on business. Usually head to the Landing Strip, but wanted to give the all-nude club near the airport a try. The club is in a very industrial area and from the…

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Hunter Biden’s ‘baby mama’ Lunden Roberts was stripper at club he frequented

I've never knocked up a stripper--as far as I know. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/hunter-bidens-lunden-roberts-was-stripper-at-club-he-frequented/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191127&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8423035-711691148

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Clubbing on Thanksgiving Eve

Hailed as the biggest bar night of the year, do you think tonight is a good one for us mongers? Wanting to make a couple of stops but wanted to hear others experiences previously

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Worth driving to Sacramento from SF?

I have business in San Francisco next week. Based on the reviews I've seen, it seems like I'll be better off driving to Gold Club in Sacramento over anything SF has to offer. I'm not looking for anything too special,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Smokey but still the best !

Back to Follies for the infamous afternoon shift. Avoided the valet parking charge by parking in the shopping center across the road - why not save the $10 for a 2 minute walk. Anyway walked…

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Whats with the towel in Toronto clubs

Work took me to Toronto this month and have been exploring some local clubs. So far nothing interms of follies mileage. One strange thing I notice is before the lapdance the stripper places a towel on ur lap. That was weird…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Slow Monday but fun girls

Went in on a Monday night around 10/11 after winning a good bit at Harrah’s. Club was pretty empty, maybe 10 customers. Plenty of girls sitting around chatting. Ordered a jack and coke at the…

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Thanksgiving

I'm thankful for the many reviews contributed to this website. I know a website also takes money to keep it going, but the reviews are the heart of TUSCL. To the many reviewers, thanks. To those of you who don't write reviews…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Exceptional Night for Bogies

I was in Detroit on business about 2 weeks ago. After dinner I felt like hitting a club and found a few near my hotel. I went into Criket first and nothing really got my…

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Single-airport single-night mongering destination in North America?

To which city would you fly, for mongering in strip-clubs near the airport and airport-hotels? Let's assume I'd like to fly into a major airport somewhere in North America, stay in a rather standard airport-area hotel, for one maybe two nights,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

3 days of day shift!

This club is well reviewed, so I will skip the parking (I paid $10) and layout. My last visit was in the spring of this year, so its been a few months. Sadly, I did not…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Rest in Peace

Last week the local paper confirmed what my recent visits (more accurately drive-bys) had indicaed. Mac's Two is closed. The front page headline read "Billerica strip club closes, sued" (See https://www.lowellsun.com/2019/11/23/macs-two-lounge-closes-named-in-labor-lawsuit/ for…

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Thanksgiving weekend strip-clubbing ? Better or worse than non-holiday ?

Is strip-clubbing likely to be BETTER or WORSE for the monger on this Thanksgiving weekend? What's the general rule for holiday-time clubbing, especially on or very close to the actual holiday Day itself? I'm currently non-committal. On the one hand,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures still has it - lot's of girls and plenty of chances to relax

Got there around 8:30 on Monday, the entrance fee was $12 & highballs were $8 each. I arrived expecting to meet a girl but she couldn't make it so I looked around for someone else…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Where are the dancers at?

The club itself is very nice and big. Lots of private booths and a super long stage for the dancers. We went early evening for dinner. I must say, the food was…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Lmio

I took a ride in a the lmio for the first time, and had the most crazy time with a beautiful dancer, who begged me not to say her name!!! We had a very fun time, and we laughed and…

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Holiday times and road fatalities

An interesting read. https://www.valuepenguin.com/most-dangerous-roads-holiday-season-travel#nogo ...But not surprised that the highway area all over different Texas metro areas is more dangerous than average. 😅

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Coffee at Shitbucks

I was feeling rich the other day so I went for the expensive coffee at the Shitbucks after hearing Papi Chulo talking about it a lot. Those dam Shitbucks would. Not accept da Shitcoins tho

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

First Seattle experience

I was in town for work and decided to check out what the Seattle scene was like. An early warning for any non-locals, there is no alcohol allowed in Seattle clubs! Although after chatting with…

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Is Wed. before TG a good or bad day for clubs? How about black Friday?

Just wondering how to plan my weekend.

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Dammit

Sometimes, but all too often, I mean to reject a review but absently hit publish instead.

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

still the same

arrived at 5 and noticed they moved the check in booth to the right when you enter, there was a guy checking ID. that is a first and after the club being closed…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Three is a good number

I got back here on Saturday. The renovations are going slowly, but at least it keeps getting better and not deteriorating. It feels cleaner and not as dumpy as in the past.…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

No touching

It is a ok place. Do not allow touchs and it is only topless so I just left quickly. The club vibe is not bad. not a lot of people there when we went there, so…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Quick Review, Sorta

No need to get into the details of the layout, the pricing or the service because that has been given in the previous exhaustive reviews of the past. This is a quick update on a few…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Not a great place but one dancer stood out

Parking lot is in the back and the valet guy hits you up for $3 irrespective of using valet or not. $12 cover and through the metal detectors. About 7 girls working, most…

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Cops rescue robber who stole $1 bills from topless stripper, led them on wild ch

This story would make a good movie. "A screaming, bloodied stripper running topless through the street sparked a bizarre rescue mission — for her accused robber, who was left desperately clinging to the East River Esplanade while trying to give cops…

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Drugs in car? Driver blames strippers

I've had strippers with drugs in my car--weed, cocaine, heroin. The only thing I've used with them is weed. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20191126/drugs-in-car-driver-blames-strippers

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When there is a mismatch in what clubs get acknowledged

I hang out on a few online dancer groups to do what most other dancers do: try to scope out club intel of places. And sometimes places that get attention on dancer groups is ignored here and some places that…

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Barrage of poor reviews

May be me, but have seen a lot of piss-poor reviews in the last couple of days - I'm thinking PLs with time off for the holidays are writing any ole shitty review to get VIP and get some club-reviews…

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Hunter Biden suspected of smoking crack in DC strip club’s VIP room

I've never smoked crack in the VIP room but my ATF did. https://pagesix.com/2019/11/26/hunter-biden-suspected-of-smoking-crack-in-dc-strip-clubs-vip-room/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20191126&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8420718-711691148

Tijuana

U.s clubs

How many of you mongers did tj ruin all u.s clubs for. It did me. I have tried to go to us clubs and they did nothing but irritate me

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Dwink prices?

I wuff to go tew Dallas next week. How stwong are the dwinks and wuff the $$ ?

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Screw the pooch

A dancer who I’ve known for awhile called me on Sunday afternoon, told me about a flat tire that she drove on, ruining the tire, being broke, etc. She said her mother was putting money in her checking account in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Early Saturday Morning Visit How Many Girls?

Planning my first visit to Hong Kong Tijuana and want to go early Saturday morning. Their website says they open at 10am so my question is will there only be like 2 girls working if I'm there bright an early…

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How much should a LD truely cost

Dancers only comments

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Eating Pussy For Fun & Profit

Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is eating pussy. There is nothing I like better than massaging a beautiful woman’s pink pearl and vulva with my long, muscular tongue. Playing golf, international travel, a tropical cruise, even riding a loud, chrome…

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Undressing your dancer

Who else enjoys helping your dancer out of her costume? I really like adding my own personal touch to helping her out of her clothes. I usually ask first, and only if I have spent time with her before.

Politics

The Media's Insanity Convinced Me to Vote for Trump in 2020

I used to dislike Trump. I thought he was an idiot and unqualified to be president. I actually voted for Hillary back in 2016. The truth is though, his presidency hasn't been too bad. And he's done a lot of…

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I take glitter capsules

That way my shit sparkles

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Stripper kicks manager in the nuts...

An exotic dancer at a club in Clearwater was arrested early Sunday morning after police said she kicked a club manager three times -- including once in the genitals. The incident occurred about 1 a.m. at Sinsations, 20866 U.S. Highway 19…

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Coffee Baristas and tramp stamps

I went through a drove through coffee shop and got some good coffee recently. The barista told me I needed to get a tramp that says, "If I am breathing, I am trolling ".

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What is the true value of a Nut ?

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Politics

The Provisional Irish Republican Army and the Morality of Te**o*ism

by Timothy Shanahan, 2009. Author teaches Philosophy at the Jesuit run Loyola Marymount in Southern California. Mention of Bobby Sands and of Lord Louis Mountbatten. Also mentions Rev. Ian Paisley, who to me seems to a big part of the problem. Want to understand…

Tijuana

Time in paradise

How much time do you mongers stay in tj when you go? I spend anywhere from 3 to 7 days

Politics

Impeachment Investigation To Continue And There Could Be More Pubic Testimony

Adam Schiff: 'The evidence is already overwhelming' in impeachment inquiry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mics0HktrrQ Jake Tapper to GOP lawmaker: Is this okay with you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2k6imxetwE New Documents Show Contact Between Mike Pompeo And Rudy Giuliani On Ukraine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUZF-y6aXig 6 hours ago, new evidence House vows to plow ahead…

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What’s Your Poison?

Every man has a different weakness. Some men can’t resist a woman who is a classic beauty. Some guys go ape-shit over a woman who is ferociously sexy. Others crave women with an incorrigibly slutty look. Classic beauty, sultry sexiness…

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Ex-stripper claims Prince Andrew 'Motorboated her Breasts' at Epstein Party

Keeping it classy for the Royal Family. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/24/ex-stripper-claims-prince-andrew-motorboated-breasts-epsteins-party-11208527/

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Black nyc strip club

With the w being temporary closed I am looking for a strip club in nyc area w mostly black women working there, any suggestions? Thanks

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Regulars

Everyone knows that the smart girls here (and the better looking ones) will develop a few regulars that they can count on to come in regularly and provide a steady income. Some of the girls in an effort to secure or…

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How much to tip a stripper if ?

She pegged you without you asking in the VIP ?

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Who'd You Rather: Lisa Boyle vs. Mia Zottoli

We started with 64. After this, we'll have 16. Final matchup of the second round. It comes from the B-Movie Bracket, as well as from opposite ends of the alphabet, at least when it comes to last name. --- B-Movie Bracket:…

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Fuck U Forever

In 2013, a man bought a house next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue for her to see every day.

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If I could have just one thing at a strip club...

...it would be to have them turn the music down.

Tijuana

How many times.

I am curious how many times do you mongers go to tj a year. I go 3 or 4 but wanna go more.

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OT: On This Day in History - November 24th

1835 Texas Rangers, mounted police force authorized by Texas Provisional Government 1859 Charles Darwin publishes The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or The Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life. The first printing of…

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Mustache rides ?

How much should i charge ?

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Beutiful Face, Meh body

I was down in Philadelphia this weekend. Got dances from a girl who was fucking gorgeous. Brunette, olive skin, beautiful dark eyes (the kind where you can't even see the white in her eyes and she's got slight squinting look,…

Politics

Traditional Gender Roles are a Good Thing and Should be Brought Back

How much sense does it make to create an economy where families are expected to have two incomes? How much does it benefit the average person to have so many families on two incomes that wages slowly decrease due to…

Tijuana

Hitting Paradise Dec 2-7

First off, I want to thank everybody who contributes to the TJ section of this site. I've learned so much and feel like thanks to you gents I can navigate TJ. The only thing I'd like to ask is about budgets.…

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Addiction and sex work...

Addiction has been in the spotlight for the past few years. Heroin and Fentanyl becoming dinner conversation. Recently a friend of mine. a beautiful young women with kids and friends and loved ones was lowered into the ground due to…

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How many of you guys actually work 2 jobs ?

I've been using the Jay Leno philosophy. One income to live on thats my factory job $40,000 One to save Thats my bakery job $30,000 One to play on thats my poker $50,000

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What Does “Love” Really Mean?

“Love” means different things to different people. To each person, “love” will have very different meanings as life unfolds. Until I was about 4 or 5 years old, “love” was the word I used to describe my feelings towards (in…

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How much should you tip if she lets you

Eat the inside of her Dookie whole ?

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All groups now combined?

When I click on Discussions I see all threads in all boards. At the bottom there is a link to additional boards which takes me to the recent page where you can select which board to go to. So I guess…

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Helloooooo Ladies and the Verified Member Group!!!

I have noticed that some of the Deutsche bag guys that make Deutschey comments are not verified. If you would like to avoid some of their comments they will not be in this room! You can post and comment here…