The stripper got upset because I gave her a fake name. WTF?!

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• gSteph

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  4 years ago

  Seems unreasonable. But unreasonable is at a discount these days
• nicespice

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  4 years ago

  🤷🏻‍♀️ If a customer gives a name like John when he’s actually Mike, then I wouldn’t know and I wouldn’t care. Occasionally you ask a customer his name and then he gives a dramatic pause, gets a smug expression, and proudly declares himself as stuff like “Asshole, jerk, motherfucker” “Trouble” “Asshole” “Chuck Norris” ...or some other way to attempt to convey is he a ~confident man~. Usually a pain in the butt and often want to pitch extras or OTC hard instead of just getting a dance. They don’t make me angry, but I do tend to put in less effort for these types and kinda wanna dance them. (Holding a conversation is tough because they will often want to DOMINATE that too and it’s tough getting a word in edgewise) There are exceptions tho. One of these types of customers I met not too long ago, who *might* be an alright moderate spender, at least in the short-term. I was supposed to meet him a couple weeks ago, but had to cancel. He’s been checking in to see when I’m feeling better, and unless he has a reason to cancel—I’ll meet up with soon enough.
• nicespice

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  4 years ago

  Given the tone of the OP as if he wants to pick a fight with one of the dancers on this site, I suspect there was something else *other* than just saying “Tiburon” that led to irritating the dancer mentioned. But that’s neither here nor there and just speculation.
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  Without speculation none of us would have anything to chat about. I just give dancers my first name (real) as I would with anyone else who asked.
• Studme53

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  4 years ago

  I have a very uncommon first name, so John’s my usual go to. Never had any drama as a result.
• san_jose_guy

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  4 years ago

  At one point when I saw that not only the dancers have aliases, but also the talent agents for our underground circuit do too, I started using my middle name. But really that was just because I was in a very difficult marriage and I wanted an extra layer of insulation. Now I no longer do that. Once a dancer, A.A., came and sat down at my table and tole me her name. Then she said, "Well oh my stage name is ..." You just go along with it. I mentioned that she is A.A. cause A. A. women are way obove most people in verbal smarts. But as far as names, I would always start a strip club conversation by offering my name and assuming that she will tell me a name for her. As far as veracity of names, you just have to play along with it. SJG
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  I have nothing to hide so I usually give them my real name. My TUSCL name could get me in trouble. :) Occasionally when I meet a Mercedes or Porsche I introduce myself as Ford.
• Tiburon

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  4 years ago

  @nicespice nah I don't need to pick fights. THis is a internet forum where I'm allowed to talk dirty and be anonymous. Last thing I need to do is get angry at someone I never met before over something that wil no doubt NOT impact my life in any form of signficance. I just like saying, bitches whores, sluts skanks and scallywags because I can never get away with it in real life....like a BITCH LMFAO.....or can I *dum dum duummmmmmm*
• Tiburon

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  4 years ago

  @shadowcat crazy part is this bitch's name was something nearly normal. The actual person in real life I mean. I just know all these thoteries uses fake names because some of these patrons put the P in PL and will stalk a bitch.