Why not to have strange women in your bed.

I once met a girl who after one beer st night would wet the bed. How would you explain that if you had her over when your wife was gone.

I also read this https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ask-the-expert/a4117/after-drinking-i-urinate-around-the-house/

Makes you think! Even in a hotel room I would hate to get a $250.00 cleaning bill. 😂