Miss Brown Gave Me a Boner

For the first time in three months, I made it to SR on a Tuesday night, which features $10 topless laps once you get a $6 wristband outside Lapdance Alley. Tonight was another good night, though there seemed to be somewhat fewer girls than usual. No parking fee levied, just a scan by the friendly guy out front (not being sarcastic, the staff seems to be infected with an unusual kind of niceness), and $5 collected at the door by the Girl Behind the Desk. At about 11:30 pm, it was still pretty busy. About 40-50 guys and only about 25 girls, one on stage, several with their regulars and a few lounging around. The place reeked even more of cig smoke and vaping more than usual. Ali was there as always behind the bar, but the bar was only semi-full - most of the PLs were at tables tonight. As usual, after getting my pricey $11 rum and coke, it didn't me take long to be joined by company. A gal named for one of the Rat Pack (the one who sang "Candyman") came by to my left, made some heavily accented conversation, did some furtive, somewhat half-assed touching, and left when I wasn't ready to enjoy her A-cups. She was about a 6.5-7 and I thought correctly that I could do better.

After short and pleasant conversation with Ali, my attention was drawn to the scientifically enhanced (top and I think now, bottom) girl on stage. It took a couple minutes by the stage to realize it was Charlie Brown's now-grown-up sister, who until recently was "the hot Cuban blonde with glasses". Now an even hotter Cuban blonde without glasses (8+), a few dollars of tips gave me a Snoopy's eye view of her nekkidness and I wanted to lick her right there. Thinking better of it, I enjoyed the view and then she hurled herself in front of me and licked me instead. She then went back to the other PL on the other side for more tips and I returned to the bar. After her dance, it took roughly 108 seconds for Ms Brown to show up on my right side with her filmy black top (the right is my better side as it turns out). She did the barside fondle, and it was "Hey Papi wanna dance". For her, a definite yes. I will call her an easy 8, she always had the enhanced boobs but I don't recall her butt being so epic. Back to Lapdance Alley (the long corridor behind the back wall with the dozens of alcoved sofas). I got six dances @ $10 ea, plus $20 tip for good grind and lots of touching and kissing of her assets allowed, plus split second peeks at Ms Brown's crown jewels. I turned down her champagne room offer (I told her I didn't do it at SR), and she was cool with it. I enjoyed being her $10 Dance Papi. The first set of dances was fun, but there would be a second set later that would cement her bid for the Hall of Fame.

So I had another Latina (long-hair brunette, skinny but with some boobs) girl come up on my left after getting my second drink. I think her name was Haley. Friendly, but 3 dances from her were pretty calm even if she did let me do full booby-touch. I'd call her a 7. A lot of pacing going around by the LD area security guy, so I think that kept her under control.