In defense of being a dumb ass...it can create fun memories as long as you don’t cause damage.
*Like buying a painting of an eyeball at a party while drunk
*Taking LSD and wanting to teach a dog how to jump a fence (was unsuccessful in that endeavor)
*A customer you’re dancing for asks what you are thinking...and you blatantly tell him you’re craving pizza
*A friend throws a tampon (unused, of course) at you out of nowhere, then suddenly you are both flinging the tampon at each other back and forth
As for being a smart ass, I wouldn’t know as I don’t engage in such type of behavior. 😇
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*Like buying a painting of an eyeball at a party while drunk
*Taking LSD and wanting to teach a dog how to jump a fence (was unsuccessful in that endeavor)
*A customer you’re dancing for asks what you are thinking...and you blatantly tell him you’re craving pizza
*A friend throws a tampon (unused, of course) at you out of nowhere, then suddenly you are both flinging the tampon at each other back and forth*
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Definitely, but that does not mean that being a smart ass might not get you into trouble. Better to be nice and respectful to people.
SJG
Dumbasses are only good if they're willing to learn to move up and away from their dumbass ways or are aware that they have dumbass tendencies.
Tough call . . . even knowing that I'm a smartass half the time.
*Like buying a painting of an eyeball at a party while drunk
*Taking LSD and wanting to teach a dog how to jump a fence (was unsuccessful in that endeavor)
*A customer you’re dancing for asks what you are thinking...and you blatantly tell him you’re craving pizza
*A friend throws a tampon (unused, of course) at you out of nowhere, then suddenly you are both flinging the tampon at each other back and forth
As for being a smart ass, I wouldn’t know as I don’t engage in such type of behavior. 😇
Smart ass FTW. 😝
*Like buying a painting of an eyeball at a party while drunk
*Taking LSD and wanting to teach a dog how to jump a fence (was unsuccessful in that endeavor)
*A customer you’re dancing for asks what you are thinking...and you blatantly tell him you’re craving pizza
*A friend throws a tampon (unused, of course) at you out of nowhere, then suddenly you are both flinging the tampon at each other back and forth*
naughty girls just wanna have fun