Boob sanitizer

ArtCollege
Oregon
We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had dirty fingernails; he clearly hasn't been washing his hands. And I want to lick and suck, but that other PL looks like he just got back from China. Did he lick and suck those breasts? I bet he did.

So let's have boob sanitizer in the VIP rooms. Start the dance by putting some on your hands and then cleaning those boobs. Spend at least 20 seconds rubbing it in.

And maybe coochie sanitizer as a next step.

Be safe my pathetic friends.

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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
They say that washing your hands is the best. The alcohol sanitize should only be used when washing is not available.

Oh well, I guess we could have fembots who have special medical grade skin and are washed from head to toe. Or we could even steam sterilize them.

SJG
nicespice
5 years ago
Reminds me of the time a customer brought hand sanitizer in to Baby Dolls Dallas once....and rubbed it all over my tits before the dance.🤣🤣
DenimChicken
5 years ago
Holy shit that's hilarious spice. Considering how many horrible handjobs happen in all the chairs upstairs and more in the past behind the main stage...that should be the least of his worries!
MackTruck
5 years ago
I got it covered! I got me sum hooters booby shampoo!

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4220

^^^ proof
Cristobal
5 years ago
A buddy told me he is taking the threat of the Corona virus very seriously:

"when I jerk off I use hand sanitizer instead of lotion"

This threat is becoming too real.
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I do not know how serious Corona is. Do not know anyone who has it. And of course it has much to do with age and otherwise health.

Right here in this County, precautions keep getting ratcheted up.

I think we will get some sense of it sometimes soon.

And Trump is expected to talk tonight, though I will not be listening to that.

SJG
48-Cowboy
5 years ago
I'm not being an alarmist for telling the truth. I hate people who can't acknowledge obvious truths. My conclusion from this thread is either A. You guys are even more afraid than I am but lack the courage to admit that this is a serious virus so you want me to shut up. B. You genuinely have a severe cognitive deficiency that cripples your ability to make accurate threat assessments. Or C. You didn't read anything I posted or watched any of those videos and just scrolled to the bottom of the page to be like "Haha! HySteRical PaNicKing PuSSy!" 🙄

Another post from Reddit...

"Been living in China for 7 years. People in the rest of the world do not understand face. China will always, always focus on maintaining a good image even when the underlying reality is shit. For China to admit to the world that they lost control of the situation and for them to humble themselves as they did means the reality of this virus is worse than we can imagine. Because if it wasn't bad, the government would have covered it up and dealt with the problem quietly. They risked international and domestic humiliation because they feared the virus more than they feared losing face. This might seem obvious and logical to us, but to the Chinese it isn't always so. For them to do what they do, means the virus must have scared the ever living shit out of them, we should respect that and take similar pre-cautions. I wish the world tried to understand the basics of Chinese culture, for if they did they would realize this is not a drill..."

www.reddit.com

Why do I need to get through to these people's thick heads? Because of shit like this...

www.stuff.co.nz

time.com

Its true that we won't precisely know the mortality rate until five years from now. Because there is likely long term damage that can be caused by a hospitalization. COVID 19 can cause lung fibrosis that a person may survive the initial infection but die from 5 years later. There are reports of people getting reinfected and dying in Wuhan after being considered "a recovery."

But the most compelling evidence of all is just fucking common sense which people in this thread don't seem to have. Why in the hell would China lock down their entire country for something similar to the flu? I mean for God's sake people use your fucking brains. Its like you guys think this needs to be the next smallpox or bubonic plague and anything less serious than that and you'll call it "just the flu bro."
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I am being as careful as possible, but I also do not feel that I know what to expect.

SJG
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