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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....

ricktheturtle

An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness

https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.…

Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I shall die a rick. The latter is more important.