And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness
Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I shall die a rick. The latter is more important.
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An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
6 yrs ago · 1 min read
And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness
Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I shall die a rick. The latter is more important.
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Its actually Mountain Lions that are genetically closer to house cats, not African Lions. And you can see this just from looking at their faces.
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