God bless texas.

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's yet. I believe there was a valet in front but I dont know how that works or if it's just friday/saturday night. I went in and paid the cover. I forget what it was now. Anyway, i tipped the door girl a dollar and went into the club. The club was really big and spacious. I cant actually tell any details because I only saw one half of the club. As soon as I got in a chick grabbed me and tried to drag me to the lap dance. I literally had to pull myself away from her. You will have no problem getting attention here. I went to the bar to get a drink first. A corona and maker's mark was $14 I think. Theres also a stage right next to that bar. The other stages were more in the middle of the club but as I mentioned, I didn't see that part of the club. Wasn't at the bar long before a 5 or 6 came over and grabbed my manhood asking for a dance in broken english. I figured with so many dancers there I was going to sample plenty of hoes anyway. We went back to the lap dance area. It's just a bench or couch that goes along the wall. There were other strippers and pl's but it wasn't crowded. I got 3 or 4 dances from the chick and truth be told I should've shut it down before that. I was distracted by the other better looking dancers and her friend came over to us and she started talking to her friend in Spanish. I dont know what she said to her friend but she was under the impression I was going to give her something after i finished. I had promised her friend nothing but she tried anyway to push me back down on the bench as I was tried to leave to get somebody else. I dont play that. I pulled away from the bitch and went back out on the floor. Got another beer and lo and behold didn't even feel like 5 minutes and another chick was in my face again. This one was an easy 8, a cuban, so it didn't take much at all to convince me. Normally I would've got 4 or 5 dances and tried the next dancer but I spent the rest of my time and money on this one. The grinding was intense and mileage was high. She was really high energy and into the dance I was so impressed I couldn't quit her. I dont know how many dances we did but it felt like more than she said. I give her a 10/10 for effort and customer service. After I gave her the rest of my money I called it quits. The dances were $20. If you like or prefer latinas/Hispanic women chicas locas is great. Do yourself a favor and go here if in houston. I will almost certainly be back. Only downside is some of them are pushy and super aggressive.