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Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday afternoon at Pandora's

This was my first Pandora’s. My Lake City Way stop has been the Vu but I felt like it was time to check out other places in the area. As suggested here, it was seedier.…

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Unicorn stripper

https://www.facebook.com/1529871780/posts/10221154252955824/ Is this you NiceSpice 😋

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

First visit

Had my first visit to mystique in mid-November. Got there around 6 on a Friday night. Plenty of parking right next to club and the area is not too bad considering it is…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Very Slow Night, But I Kind Of Liked It

After seeing skibum’s recent review, I was looking forward to checking this place out. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out too well. I was traveling through Providence on the evening a large snowstorm was expected, and…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Maybe Not Wonderful, But Not Bad

Some have described the area as sketchy, but it didn’t seem that way to me. It’s close to the docks along the Providence River, and most of the surrounding businesses appear to be warehouses…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

A Wednesday at Diamonds

Spent about 3 hours at Diamond’s last Wednesday evening. Paid the $10 cover and entered the club around 8:30 after walking through a metal detector and quick pat down. Club was fairly dead as expected for…

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TUSCL search function does not appear to be functioning.

Can't pull up city listings or specific clubs and not even myself but I can pull up other members.

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Free monday well spent

Used to be better but none the less amongst the best in town. A bit far away from downtown but worth the drive. In the recent year, they changed the layout and made it a…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

first time likely last

Club is located at the back of a parking lot near what appears to be an out of business burger king. arrived in the afternoon on a Friday, no cover, no one at the entrance, walked…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Not Bad, Not Bad At All

Temptations is in South Carolina less than 5 minutes across the bridge from Savannah, Georgia. It’s on the top floor of a stand-alone building pretty much in the middle of nowhere in a marshy, sulfur…

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Miscommunication

Every been in a club where the music is loud and it is hard to hear someone from even three feet away? This happened on my last strip club visit inside the champagne room: Stripper: Do you have kids? Sinclair: No, I…

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I shit on Dougsters Lawn today!

Tittle says it all

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

oasis on friday afternoon

The last time I reviewed Oasis it had just changed ownership to the group that manages Cheerleaders. A few months later and there are a few noticeable changes, some construction projects to refresh the…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

afternoon Tattletales visit

I had never really heard anything that made me want to visit TattleTales in the past, however, I was nearby and thought I should stop by and see what it is like. I tend…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

First time, back monday to try again

Ok this was my first time to baby dolls. I dont think i need to go into the description of the place because previous reviews have covered that but some of you are anal about…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Improved Mileage here!

I was in town for a ballgame and was staying a block away from the club. I had always been here during the day in the past. In the past only got air…

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Can't afford to make it rain in your favorite club?

Go to Nigeria. 400 Nairas to $1USD. https://www.tmz.com/2019/12/07/cardi-b-nigerian-strip-club-africa-concert/

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Yes your pathetic, but you can die knowing your not this pathetic

https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/ Fucking nerds

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Playin the game at PO

Stopped by late afternoon; about 4-5 ladies working. The place definitely looks seedy, but since the big parking lot is shared with Jerry's Corner it seems open and feels safe enough. I have…

Europa Bar

Queens, New York

Eurafuckingdopa if you like this place

Came here on a Friday night after midnight. Right next to the busiest train station, Jamaica on the Long Island Railroad after Penn Station. Jamaica is considered the rough part of Queens. It's usually pretty…

La Oficina

Queens, New York

PSA La Oficina is closed down

This club is closed down. I went on a Friday night. The area is Corona, Queens. Safe area, working class kinda busy. Parking is a bitch around here I could see why it might have…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Very pretty ladies, very tame dances

It had been a while since I visited Torpedoes. I dont care for it much since I have not had much luck interacting with any of the girls (i.e., no lap dances, no bar chat,…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

I know better

A disappointing visit on this trip to KH, and I knew better. Arrived in the afternoon and counted maybe 1/2 dozen dancers of various shape and sizes. Yasmine (I believe was her name)…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

They have started asking for money first now!

Have been to the Adelita a few times. The good thing is they are always open and easy to get to. This place used to be very good and friendly before. But lately,…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Club up

This club is located off of the main street. I firstly mention that for parking purposes. The parking is either on the main street or on a side street off of the main street. Parking…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Better Girls in Evening compared to Noon

Along with my friend, we went to Perfect 10 last week. This is located in North Austin. Lot of free parking available. We went around 5PM and paid 10 for entrance. It is clearly written on…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Friday night with new young faces

Haven't been back in a while so I decided to come on a Friday night when I know there's going to be lots of girls. I saw some familiar faces that have been around for…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Booby trapped but no boobies

Stone Park has some history with stripclubs but the heyday seems to be long gone on the Mannheim strip. I've been to Carl's and the Gold Room (or Club) and decided I'd give this…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Shrewd negotiation

So I've been frequenting this place, on Tuesday's pre-9pm only, to take advantage of the VIP special and no cover. Its the only way I can rationalize coming to this place that is an…

Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club

Slidell, Louisiana

Keep driving to NOLA. Even after the raids.

Do not waste your time. This dive should have been shuttered years ago. You’re better off going to the truck stop across the highway and checking out the lot…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Fourth time is charm...?

It had been a long time since I visited this place - mainly out of frustration since I could never get the attention of any the girls as they seem to cling to their regulars.…

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Why does it never get old ?

Shoving your cock down some skanks wind pipes

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Unexpected crowd on Wednesday

My friends planned to visit full nude club so we opted to go XTC as they were going only to Ricks earlier. We went around 10PM and paid $25 each as entry fee. Dances are $5…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good Visit

This club is located right off Route 130 with its own parking lot. Entry was $5. It was BYOB, so I didn't pay anything for drinks beyond tips to the bartender. The seating consists of…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Quaint, but Very Nice

Went on a Thursday early afternoon and had a great time. There were 3 girls working. First one was a BBW I had no interest in watching, talking to, or otherwise getting near.…

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I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned.

I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned. I never saw a girl run away so fast.

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

No limit based on you Pocket $$$$

So I went there last Friday evening. \ Park your car as close to the front door as possible. The bouncers are often on the street, and your car will be safe. You will ALWAYS be…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Black Wednesday

Stopped in for the first time on black Weds. Club was awesome. They have a Weds retro night only playing music from the 80's and 90's. (They actually had one of my favorite B96 mixmasters dj'ing.) Blast from the past...…

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A stripper told me I see women as sex objects.

Wanted tell her “well u met me in strip club bitch.” She was ROB asking me invest in her bitcoin biz.

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If doing stripper married or in relationship is her husband or bf cuckhold?

One Stripper did her when she engaged, married and then after she divorced did her ehen she had bf. It’s like money trumps them all. Those guys and don’t know it. I think once they whore they still…

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Where are the white dancers with ass shots?

I see plenty of black dancers in the south with butt shots, but no butt enhanced white dancers. Is this just not something they do, or am I frequenting the wrong cities and clubs?

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Cheap dive bar, decent mileage

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the private…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Love latinas

I was in dfw for work. Had a free evening so decided to try this place out due to the reviews years ago baby dolls was my go to when visiting the big…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at Palomino

Was after midnight and I was bored and drunk in my hotel. Decided to go here based on some reviewes elsewhere. Stupidly didn't call the place for a ride and used a Lyft. The driver…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Place go find your next ex-wife

A little out of the way off of I-25 but definitely worth it!!! Rolled in around 3, the parking lot was easy to access and the bouncer seemed pretty chill. No cover on a weekday…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

A hole in the wall, with bouncers in bullet proof vests

Went here on a Sunday night sometime around midnight. Uber was getting close and you can tell this isn't in the greatest part of town. Lot of closed down buildings with decrepit signs.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Great way to spend time in Portland at Rouge

I visited to Portland recently for family and wanted to make sure I ventured to one of the local establishments after hearing so much about Portland and also being from the fairly barren East Coast.…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Lacking motivation

I hadn't been to the Den in about a year and decided to stop by. Sure, I was short on time but figured if I spotted a diamond in the rough, I could get some…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ph

Playhouse has a big parking lot. The building is pink. The bar is rectangular. Stages inside bar. Small bathroom to the left. CD rooms are in the back, except for two in the front.…

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Floriduh man charged for sex with stuffed animals at Target.

DECEMBER 6--A Florida prosecutor yesterday filed a misdemeanor criminal count against the 20-year-old man arrested last month for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store. A misdemeanor information charges Cody Christopher…

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Everything you ever wanted to know about camel toes.

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The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Great first time at Landing Strip

Went to Landing Strip for first time and the place lived up to expectations. Mandatory valet, walked upstairs and took a seat at the bar on the side. Only complaint about my seat was people…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Continues to SUCK

I pop in now and then because it’s one Ext from my gym and I always hope this place will redeem itself. I’d rather drive one hour to Fayetville where at least I don’t…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Why Did I Stop Here?

Driving home one evening and Waze directed me on to 22W instead of I78. Was going to drive past here, so I figured I'd grab a beer. I knew from my past experiences…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Lodge —- good, but not great

Lots of folks have written about the club — i will just add that i had not been to the Lodge in many years and i was not disappointed. It seems like they have…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Tuxedoes not doing so hot

I recently took a break from strip clubs, but decided to try tuxedoes again. Parking lot is a mess. There’s a giant hole that still hasn’t been fixed, makes it hard to get in and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Pleasantly Satisfied

Visited when in town for a meeting the next morning. Planned to try Flight Club, but pulled out after confirming the BS valet was the only parking option. Had my briefcase and luggage…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Playing on 516...

Been a couple of times. Just moved into the area recently and trying to find a new spot. Couple in the area but those places seem to be high paced dollar trains. That's cool but…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

A New Hope?

Maybe things are looking up? Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to me) dancers that…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Always a good time in SD!

In San Diego, this is the place. But you are still subject to the silly laws of SD that do not allow contact while the girl is topless. I used to live in…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Plenty of action at the back stage

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers -…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent value, for Vegas

This club is removed from Vegas proper but easy to find in North LV if you keep driving up the boulevard past downtown. Arrived early evening midweek after gaming most of the day. Place used to…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I found the unicorn

It ought to be better than this. Am I right? So I am back after a long hiatus. And I can honestly say I am pleased with the talent. No. 1 - A Latina I hadn't seen…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Tuesday lunch at the Men’s Club of Houston

I went to the Men’s club for lunch on a Tuesday. I thought they had their buffet(which is really good) every day, but found out it It was only on Wednesday though Friday. The cover…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Weekday afternoon @ Rick's

I'm a fan of weekday afternoons at Rick's. Seems to always be plenty of women around and not that many customers, so you can sit where you want, plenty of room. Plus $8 drinks, a…

Splash Cabaret & Gentlemen's Club

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Only choice for good looking girls

It was the Thanksgiving holidays. Went to cabo with a bunch of friends and had a fun time. The splash club is located right next to mermaids. Splash is maintaining a monopoly and it's clear…

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Dancing

I was dancing on the bar at the Palazio tiddy club! Then I gave dem big tiddy dancers a lapperz dance

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Very Good, But Could Use A Few Big Improvements

I got there at the earliest time I have ever entered a club, 1:00. There were only about four patrons and maybe 6 dancers. However, all the dancers looked very good. A…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Decent low key time

This review combines a few visits. Nothing about the layout has changed parking seems fine and well light. As you enter the door the smoking area is to your right and the rest of the bar…

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Top Clubs for PLs VS. Top Clubs for Dancers / Is there a correlation ?

There is another thread going about the Top 4 clubs you have been in this year. nicespice just put in her Top 4 from a dancers point of view. Is there a correlation between…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday night visit

Decided to mix things up and visited EB on a Saturday night. I showed up around 11:15 or 11:30. Parking lot was half full with half being unpaved. Paid a $5 cover and was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Overall It was a great night

I was traveling through town and stopped for the night, i drove by another club in town because the number of cars was really low. when I first walked in I went to the bar…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I need more of Just Enuff

I always stop in here when in the KOP. 5 dollar cover which I have not paid in the past. Now they also offer valet parking. Pounder of bud light for 6 bucks . I…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Topless, not so much, but the lap dance was good

I went at midnight on a Thursday. The place is pretty small, but there were a lot of dancers working, maybe 30. I think the dancers outnumbered the patrons two to one. I'd rate most…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

A few dances but no love

Came here in September after hitting up some bars in Belltown. I got dropped off about a block away at the BOA ATM so I could pull out some cash. Cover was $22 and came…

Tijuana

Another random Mexico question

Any of you ever traveled outside TJ for a girl? Have my CF who wants me to travel to see her family and also a knockout 10 who I met in TJ when she was there for a few…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Dancers Review

Dancers Review...... Went around 1pm to audition, pretty much knew there was a chance that they would ask me to stay because dayshift tends not to have a lot of dancers. However there was a lot…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Long live Ace of Clubs?

Guess someone reported the change in name from former Club Babes, but didn't bother to review. Went to the newly remodeled AofS late in dayshift, so not really the best time to check out…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Aroused on A1A

Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at Bandaids

Was visiting a buddy in Phoenix, we got a little stir crazy and decided to hit up a strip club. He’s the local, and he said he typically went to HL but it had fallen…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

2 nights at Rhino - a good time for me!

In the area for a conference, and what would a trip to LV be without the Rhino. As many post on here - #1 - call for the limo, even if just running solo. One word…

Alcazar

San José, Costa Rica

Fun times in Alcazar

Fun night at Alcazar.. its in a rough area so uber orTaxi, its about 6 min ride from the Hotel Del Ray. 12 bucks to get in includes 2 drinks.. girls of all sizes are…

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Bourbon St. strip club owner booked with raping child at business

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/12/05/bourbon-st-strip-club-owner-booked-with-raping-child-business/

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What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs?

Q. What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs? A. She can't run away.

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Men's Club is nice, but Treasures is better

Went back to the Men's Club last Friday night after going to Treasures first. I should have stayed at Treasures. Here is a review of my visit. 1. $10 cover (after midnight) 2. Lots of beautiful women…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

See everything in glorious technicolor with no pressure for dances

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10,…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

One of the best in town

Alaskan Bush dive has been my go to for awhile. I always have a good time, and the staff is friendly. In the past I’ve been a little nervous to be in the area the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not what it is to be, turn back TIME!

I've been going to the Blue Moon for years now but have not been going in on a regular basis and have not written a review for it for some time for one simple reason.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Solid visit

I had not been to the club in several months. I arrived just before 6:30 and was let in for free after they scanned my ID to confirm membership. Domestic beer was $4.50 plus…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thanksgiving week

This review is going to cover two visits the week before Thanksgiving one on Sunday the other Wednesday evening. I usually don’t visit on Sundays but the girl I was interested in said she was…

La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club

Canoga Park, California

The Godfather is Muerta

I saw that the Godfather Club on Sepulveda in Van Nuys was closed and apparently for good, as another business had converted and taken over the building leave no trace of strip club behind.…

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Find me and wifey (nicespice) a woman or a few to join us in bed

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OT: Funny Kim Jung Un sketch

https://youtu.be/r0nyA0n2c3I

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OT: Some people I guess have nothing to live for

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/05/us/florida-ups-truck-police-chase/index.html

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Back after a 2 year absence

This was my first time back in about 2 years. Cover is still $15 to get in and you have to go through a metal detector to get in. Large club with a big main…

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ncaa ranking of top 4 strip clubs your been to in 2019

1 HK- tijuana 2 Atlantis- toronto 3 Follies- atlanta 4. Blaze- atlanta I put this in TJ group for the global ranking.

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Bachelor Party

A large group of us headed to Austin for a friend’s bachelor party and our itinerary had the Yellow Rose on it for every day. We managed to get there twice (the first and last…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Quick lunch visit

I’ve been out of the club scene for a few months, and haven’t been back to the Criket in about a year. My most recent visits have been to Flight Club, but I wanted to…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nice visit to Italy.

Club is in an industrial park with a large parking lot, well lit at night. Walk in past smoking section and if is afternoon, straight into club no cover. Today 1 barkeep, blonde…

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Dark Star Rising : Magick and Power in the Age of Trump, by Gary Lachman

https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Star-Rising-Magick-Power/dp/0143132067/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=dark+star+rising&qid=1575596635&sr=8-1 I have lots of stuff to read. But Lachman's books are always good, and I want to read this while Trump is still in office. And that might not last too much longer. So I will have this in…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Still Plays with Dolls

This night I decided it was an early night and would not drive to Cocoa, but instead see if anything has changed in Mouse Town. Some kudos (tongue in cheek) are due to Thee Dollhouse.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Pleasant Saturday

It was the Saturday after Thanksgiving, about 11pm. I was on my way home from the holiday weekend and decided to squeeze in a quick stop at Jen’s. A quick aside, I passed Dreamer’s on…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

‘‘‘Tis the season..... single moms need money... negotiate

Arrived at FC around 10pm Wednesday night via Uber so no valet or DUI. Cover was “only” 5.00, and I took a seat behind the bar. Not sure if the cover was lower because…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First strip club ever; Two trips

New Monger here, made an account in July 2019 and mostly just been a lurker. Two part review, as I've been to this club on two occasions. Note that these two trips are my only…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Good for the area

This part of town was pretty sketchy, but the club is ok and I paid to park in a monitored area. Once inside the place was ok - not great but certainly not bad. Went…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

High end club. Attractive women. Low mileage. Pricey drinks.

Located in somewhat of a secluded area of midtown but very safe. Club is definitely extravagant and theres a steakhouse right next door that's part of the club. $20 cover and drinks were around $15-20.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Decent time at Polekatz

Visited on a Tuesday which is reduced dance pricing ($10 topless $20 nude) Parking: parking is available with a valet or on the street. Not sure how much valet is as I chose to park on…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

What is emerald section ?

What else is new i have no clue about ?

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Awkward OTC date with middle eastern girl

I was able to get this one Persian dancer out of the club. Really pretty, reminded me of a life like Jasmine from the movie Aladdin. It got me thinking, you know what would be great if I “themed” the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Monday night at Blackjacks

Stopped by Blackjacks this past Monday night around 9:30 on the way home form the airport and stayed for just over an hour. Maybe 8 girls working. 1 aa 2 latina ~5 white Cover was $13 No alcohol served,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Just Another Day

Cricket is Always an easy stop. No Cover charge. Drink prices similar to all other clubs. $8 to $12. Food is usually good. The separate smoking room is nice. The place NEVER REEKs of…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Hot slow night!

Visiting the area for a few days and thought I would stop by after dinner, around 8. The club looked okay from the outside, a little darker than I would have liked but not too…

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Providence strip club faces potential shutdown after police allege drug dealing,

Long article: https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20191205/providence-strip-club-faces-potential-shutdown-after-police-allege-drug-dealing-prostitution-assault

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Groan

The midget fortune teller escaped! She’s a small medium at large!

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Nice little club

If you’re in the area, this club should be a must go. In expensive and laidback. Easy to find. Off Jonestown Rd. You can’t miss it the board is very visible. Unlike many clubs, no…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Sensual dances abound

Plenty of free parking. Walked in after paying my $12 cover. Long bar to the right with several patrons. Three stages active. Fairly dark environment. Sat a a table with…

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Taking a one day trip flight to ATL.....for hot strippers! 😁

So I'm gonna bite the bullet and say FUCK IT. Learning some new tricks on how to fly cheap, I realized a round trip from a Tuesday to Wednesday flight can cost me as little as $82 round trip. One…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Striking Gold

Made another trip to the Gold Club on a weekday night around 9pm. As usual, there was hardly anyone there. The club itself is on the higher end of the scale, but smoking…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Place is dead from 5-9 pm

First off, was very annoyed that two kids with squeegees were blocking the driveway. Reminded me of NYC in the 80s before Giullani got these guys off the street. I rolled by several…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Disappointed

I thought there would have been more going on with the construction at IR. The parking lot had a few cars, but when I went inside the place was dead. Ordered the standard $5 beer…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Mixed bag.

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great value for money

Visited this place on a weekday afternoon around 2 PM. I was charged a $10 cover. As soon as you enter there is the bar. I noticed that the place was quite crowded for a…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

DVLC is still the same, older days, 20 something nights

Haven't checked this place out in 6 months. Rainy traffic was bad, so stopped by to see who's there. Paid the waitress $17 for entry and a soda, sat at my usual place at the…

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Stripper ‘had sex with boyfriend’s son before chopping his head off and then tex

I hope I never encounter a stripper like this. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10485405/stripper-sex-boyfriend-son-chops-head-off/

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A nice afternoon visit with one of the few non Cuban dancers

I visited DD around 3pm on a Thursday after spending about 90 minutes at Cheetah having some lunch and waiting on better talent to arrive which never happened. This was my third and…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

10 minutes wasted

So I've driven past this place many times but never made it inside until recently. It looks small on the outside. It's even smaller inside. I went mid afternoon and there were…

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Lap Dances in Atlanta

What strip clubs in the Atlanta area offer real lap dances, that don't cost hundreds of dollars for the VIP room, and that aren't "air" based, meaning they would involve touching and friction, when the striper girl grinds on your

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Who'd You Rather: Ahmo Hight vs. Stacy Moran

The B-Movie Bracket is somewhat akin to the Model Bracket in that you kind of have to have had Cinemax in the 90's to truly appreciate it. Some of you have said you just haven't been able to get into…

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Vodka infused wine. I’m fucking drunk.

And not necessarily in that order. I Love to people watch at dive bars USA! I think I might try to get laid tomorrow. It’s gonna be a challenge, but what the fuck, right ?

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Whoops

I saw on the website that a dancer named Chanel would be there. Since I'd danced with a woman at Synn City Of Industry named Chanel, and the clubs are owned by the same group,…

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Camp Pendleton South, California

Not worth my time or money.

I told myself I wasn’t going to stop at any strip clubs while I was in San Diego on business. However, I went up to Oceanside looking for souvenirs and came across the main attraction…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Had a great time!

I am working with a new client in the City of Industry so I’ve decided to check the local clubs out before or after my meetings. A few weeks ago I tried Déjà vu,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Near normal performance have returned to PH!

So, I have not been going to PH as frequently as I used too because the newer talents, IMO are lower mileage than the older reliables, who lately have almost all returned to near PH…

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San Diego outing (kind of TJ related)

Question for all you SD mongers. Planning on bringing CFBG across to SD for a couple nights (legally) and wondering if anyone has good suggestions on restaurants and dance clubs (not the strip club variety) to take her to. Being…

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Club Lacy’s moved from Vegas to Dallas

https://clublacysdallas.com/ I had heard this after visiting last year while in Vegas. Never got around to a review. Sounds like they are in a soft opening phase. I’ll say that it was the most interesting club I have been to.

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Job loss.

If you lost your job. Would you A. Say fuck it and to the SC B. Stay home and look for a new job

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Dancer said that cops are more active around elections?

I've been meaning to ask this question - So I went to a club a couple weeks back on a Saturday afternoon. Second time ever. When I asked what her prices for dancers were, she told me her rates, but…

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Business Law, Accounting, and Taxation Issues

Older thread: OT: Business Law Issues https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=50288 In hand now: Legal Guide for Starting & Running A Small Business Steingold, Fred S., NOLO (2019) "Covers The New Tax Law" SJG The Greatest Of Dizzy Gillespie (1961) (Full Album) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNR9lYwiUlo

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

What a dump

Tried this place after going to Rhino the night before. There was more cellulite here than Fat Bastard. Bartenders with attitude, waiting 10-15 minutes for a drink order. Cashiers taking money for vip “forgetting” to give you change from your $100…

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Hmm - Founder approved a review today

First time I've noticed him involved in the reviews section: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=365595

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Acknowledging Founder

for his new intro message which acknowledges the members for the site's content. Founder +25 SJG

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Best place in Europe?

I’ve got 1-2 weekends free during a work trip to the UK. I need some expert advice: where should I go to get the most bang for my buck, both literally and figuratively? I had been checking out Amsterdam, thinking of…

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Backup bands

Assuming all or most of you have gone to concerts I was wondering have you ever gone to see a band you really wanted to see and then watched them get smoked by their backup band? Augsut 3, 1975,…

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New Austin Club

Looks like the Red Rose, https://redroseaustin.com, will be opening "soon." It's in the same location as the old Expose. Will be nice for Palazio to have some competition nearby.

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Newark, NJ area assist?

Gents.... I have a rare trip into NY this weekend. Flying into Newark on Sunday. Free to monger from 4 pm - 10 pm on Sunday. From what I can tell Vic's is closed on Sundays. Paradizio's shut down indefinitely? I…

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Does this mean hell experiences arctic conditions...?

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/willie-nelson-has-quit-smoking-weed

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Is it wrong to like an ugly chick

I'm BACK and I see the site has changed DRASTICALLY. Apparently now I have to be VIP to view the very same threads I posted on. WTF. I was at the club and mingling with a stripper. She looked like…

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FLOYD MAYWEATHER WHIPS OUT STACKS OF $100S AT Miami STRIP CLUB.

Club has 5 reviews in the lat 6 years, https://www.tmz.com/2019/12/04/floyd-mayweather-100-bills-miami-strip-club/

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Is the American strip club dying out?

"Faced with changing attitudes, tightening regulations and a booming online pornography industry, strip clubs are closing across the US. " https://stockdailydish.com/is-the-american-strip-club-dying-out/

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Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"?

Q. Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"? A. Because you take her outside for a drag.

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Damn I’ve grown up since I’ve joined this site

Long past of the days of working under 40 hrs a week, living in a van down by the river, spending every penny on dancers 👯‍♀️ and trolling the hell out of tuscl Now I’m working 100hrs a week, maxed…

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The Essential Equipment

Women come “equipped” to varying degrees. Most women’s equipment falls short of the optimum in one or more important categories. Some women have marvelous jugs but have butts that resemble an armored personnel carrier. Others may have fantastic legs and…

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Capping VIP benefits

I really don't care much for the opinion of someone who hasn't been to a stripclub in the last 2 years, yet there are some people here who claim they have years worth of VIP on their account. It's…

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new dancer

I am wanting to dance and want info on these clubs.. before i joined tuslc.net it said to read full reviews I had to either pay or write a review or comment and I would rather do that then pay…

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One of the perks of being a regular - insider info

From a recent review of Clancy's in NJ: Clancy's ADULT ENTERTAINMENT BIKINI BAR Bloomfield, New Jersey MadMaXXXNYC You're never too old to be surprised. December 3, 2019 So I am hanging out on a Wed. night at Clancy's, just watching the 5-7pm shift…

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OT: I guess they didn't do enough market-research on this one LOL

Japanese department store ‘reconsidering’ plan for staff to wear menstruation badges A woman’s health store in Japan is reportedly reviewing a plan for staff to wear badges when they are on their period. The so-called “physiology badge” features a cartoon character named…

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OT: Hmm - Interesting

Couple paid $100 for abandoned car they found in a storage unit—Elon Musk bought it from them for nearly $1 million In 1989, a couple from Long Island, New York paid roughly $100 for an unclaimed storage unit. It was a…

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Sex in the gas station freezer ⛽

Yep yep.. One of my many jobs is working for a station and I've been fucking slutty Redneck bithes in the cooler

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4 Loco Verified

Founder should implement this

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Anyone getting dee sexy times from the directory ?

It's getting better but curious if ppl having any successful stories they like to testify 2

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Life Really Does Come Back To Bite U In The Ass

"Told my Dad I ran out of alcohol and didn’t have any money to buy any for the weekend..so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that I stole and replaced with water when l was 16... life…

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3 months from now lets have a meet up

I'll actually show up so you guys can witnesses the juicie loops lucky charms

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Can you sell pussy on eBay or Posh?

Just curious

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Shit on my white tee

God damm y'all LOL.. Just got back from a little hood club. Had some time off so i drove 3 hours to a shitter of a club Meet up with this 40s something cornbread feed ho bag After she got done popping…

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Wow most embarrassing club visit ever

I just got turned down after buying a VIP at Follies and I had no idea what was going on. The girl was making various excuses and then said that I had a damp spot on my pants and…

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🎼The US club scene is much more dignified 🎼

🎼If you prefer TJ, you will be villified🎼

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Is the VIP & verified group really better than the Front Room?

I'm even more confused about the VIP since less people would be there but is those other groups really more engaging than the Front Room?

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Tell me about clubs in Hickory NC & Greenville SC

Looking for a new home club. Curious if the clubs in Hickory and Greenville get a decent amount of business. Both are much smaller than the current town I am in so that is a bit concerning. Tell me what…

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Where do you find a stripper with no legs?

Q. Where do you find a stripper with no legs? A. Right where you left her.

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BG or street girl reviews - where to find

I have seen other websites mentioned.

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Can i still fuck with 18 year old strippers ?

My daughter turns 18 this 2020. Now usually I actually shop with the 25 and up group but from time to time a 18 year old catches my 👀 eye. Got me thinking can i be fucking a girl that is my…

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Tired of dancing in nyc

Considering going back to escorting. The club scene is shitty here and escorts get top dollar in nyc. I did it before but got burnt out. I was pretty damn good at it and my reviews got me into Invite…

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No fucking purpose

What is the purpose of jackasses like georgemicrodong posting on tj mongers board. None

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🖤Lust Gentleman’s Club🖤

Hello fellas! If you are close to the martinsburg, wv area or passing through then why not stop by and see me today from 12pm to 7:30pm, let’s have a fun and memorable time!💋🤘🏻

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I went Shit truck racing again!

We were racing in the Tampon 200 and we was running behind. We were in the number 2 position for quite a while and we didn't think we would make it but we did pull a few strings and we…

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A NEVADA brothel that specialises in extraterrestrial fantasies has added futuri

Alien Cathouse is offering bonk bots alongside its “Cosmic Kittens’ for customers with fetishes that courtesans might not be interested in”. https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEMXvTCeaCdw0nHeTZWr4ZA0qGQgEKhAIACoHCAow0Ij8CjCRwIgDMOSMzAU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

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Drugs almost freely flow throughout the United States, (many famous celebrities,

If the United States fails to stop the free flow river of drugs even inside the continental United States it will never be able to stop the drugs that fill this river. Title couldn’t say it all.

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OT: Anyone else enjoy GLOW?

(on Netflix) Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. Show about making the 1st women’s wrestling show back in the 80s, starting in LA, then moving to Vegas. I (and wife) found it to be quite…

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What percentage of your income is dedicated to the hobby ?

I'm around 15%

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Who'd You Rather: Heather Kozar vs. Cori Nadine

The Model Bracket is probably going to feel like a sacrificial lamb in the end. The way things are laid out, the winner in this bracket will face the winner of the Celebrity Bracket in the final four, and while…

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A Unicorn?

I have read a few guys talk about 'unicorns'. In my book a Unicorn would be someone who is atleast an 8 (agree that everyone has a different yardstick...just think of someone who is an 8 for you...not for everyone…

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Facing an Awkward Truth

Who are our favorite movie villains lately? Hollywood gives us many to pick from but among the more common bad guys lately are Middle Eastern terrorists. After all, they’re in the news all the time for killing and maiming people…

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Which city in US has the most big booty dancers?

I mean those big, soft, fake asses