Chuck Norris is 80!

And he could still whip all our asses. I wonder what he would say about Cunt Eastwood backing Mike Bloomberg.

I heard he was air dropped in Italy to put the beat-down on the Corona Virus.

He is a total bad ass - and I would avoid mentioning his age.

The Corona Virus refuses to infect him, simply out of respect.

Chuck Norris sneezed and the Coronavirus caught a cold.

^ damn Wallanon right on the money

Putin earns 9th-degree blackbelt, now tougher than Chuck Norris

IT TAKES a lot to make Chuck Norris look like a pansy, but it is Vladimir Putin's life goal. Not only does he ride half-naked on horse back, he is now a taekwondo grand master. Chuck who?

mmmm he is fine for 80 then.... total panty dropper of a man