Nice view, in and out of the bathroom.

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Probably the diviest strip club I’ve been to in Baltimore, and that’s either a positive or a negative depending on what you’re looking for. There’s a small parking lot, which is convenient, but the surrounding…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

This isn’t a strip club so much as a classic dive bar with naked dancers in the background. The crowd is pretty low-key, the drinks are cheap, and the vibe is relaxed. While I was…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Went to a day shift mid week. A dozen customers maybe 6-7 dancers in attendance. No fee to get in a this time and place was chill. Large long stage surrounded by a bar. Funny…

This place just re-opened after a renovation so I wasn’t sure what to expect. Area has been described, but it’s somewhat safe but also I wouldn’t plan to walk or go wandering. I arrived on…

Why they spent millions and changed the format is beyond me. I arrived around 9:15 pm to a vertically empty club. $11 cover and a wand and pat down. Nothing horrible there. Grabbed a water…

This is a review of the Penthouse on reopening night. I arrived around 9 pm. Parking is the same, small lot across the street. It was full by the time I arrived, so they offered…

Happend to be in the area, so I wondered in Friday afternoon for a beer. Parking lot across the street was free during the day but $10 in the evening. Club has a very…