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What would we do if strip clubs temporarily close?

rickdugan
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Friday, March 13, 2020 4:19 AM
All around us, events are being cancelled and entertainment venues are shutting down. They are even shuttering Disney World this weekend. So what will we do if this string of closures spreads to strip clubs? Seems to me that this is a good time to make sure we have the numbers of some of our favorite strippers in case they need alternative earning opportunities during these trying times. ;)

44 comments

  • CJKent (Banned)
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    4 years ago
    We would do what we can do... “ultimately nothing stands in the way of people wanting sex....”
  • twentyfive
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    4 years ago
    Contemplating some home time with Mrs Dugan and the girls ?
  • Fun_Loving_Fella
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    4 years ago
    Lol
  • Mate27
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    4 years ago
    We would enjoy them even more when they decide to reopen them.
  • rickdugan
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    4 years ago
    25, thanks as always for your invaluable topical contribution. ;) Any non-troll contributions are also welcome. Anyone already have a club closing that you know of?
  • twentyfive
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    4 years ago
    Glad to be a help to you buddy it was only a suggestion, but I’m sure you have bigger fish to fry.
  • Nidan111
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    4 years ago
    I’m guessing that my 3 foot sperm tails will grow to 4 foot and not just tickle my brain as usual, but begin to filter out my ears and nose; thus, replace the hairs that generally occupy those spaces.
  • 48-Cowboy
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    4 years ago
    Future generations are going to look back on this year and the test questions are going to be something like... 1. How did the people in 2020 lose control of the COVID 19 virus? And a kid will raise their hand in school and say. "Were people back then just stupid? Why didn't they shut down the borders and prevent people in infected countries from coming in? Why did nobody else do what South Korea did?" And the teacher will reply. "Well at the time, people were saying it was just like another flu virus." And the student will respond... "How could they have possibly thought that when China shut down their entire country because of it?" And the teacher will respond. "I don't know. People are very strange."
  • Dolfan
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    4 years ago
    As I mentioned in another thread, I've already seen an increase in contact from strippers looking for OTC. I'd expect that to increase dramatically if the clubs closed. Somehow I see the likelihood of most of the clubs around here closing as being pretty small, unless there is some sort of mandate. I've seen these clubs open up after hurricanes before they get power back. It's not like ownership/management has any concern whatsoever for their contractors (aka strippers) and we've seen how little they care about their customers. So, unless it costs more to open than close I can't see them closing.
  • NJBalla
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    4 years ago
    there are much deadlier things in most strip club bathrooms. But anyways Be proactive and get your favs number this week, strippers are feeling the pinch and you might be able to get otc at a reasonable rate.
  • twentyfive
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    4 years ago
    I agree with you @Dolfan I sincerely doubt any of the S Florida clubs will close voluntarily, but I have already heard from a few gals telling me that the club’s are dead at least on afternoon shifts.
  • FLOrange
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    4 years ago
    North Florida only has a few cases, so I will see how busy they are tonight when I go
  • Dudecreeping
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    4 years ago
    It’s gonna be hard times.. I’ve stopped going to strip clubs Temporarily I’m Waiting for this to pass.
  • gammanu95
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    4 years ago
    If I were in my 70s, or had any underlying health issues, I would have to think twice about initiating any unnecessary social intimacy (as opposed to social distancing). As a healthy 40-something, i have no personal concerns about becoming very sick, even if I were to become infected with the Chinese coronavirus. I do worry though, about becoming infected without knowing it, and in turn passing it on to my elderly patients or those on immunosuppressive therapy. Dancers wouldn't know their patrons past medical history or current drug regimen, so it is up to the individual PL to be smart and make informed decisions for himself.
  • TheeOSU
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    4 years ago
    I've really slacked off on my strip club visits the past couple years mainly because the talent level at the closest clubs to me has nose dived and hardly any of them interest me so although I don't want to see it happen, if the clubs close I have other things to do and my life will go on.
  • Eve
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    4 years ago
    I've had a lot more customers than usual recently ask me about OTC, and girls have made note that business in North Florida (Jacksonville/Daytona/Orlando/etc) has been dropping, especially since popular events like the TPC tournament and Bike Week are ending/getting canceled early. So I guess guys are avoiding the clubs and looking for the ladies that they know aren't sick for one-on-one.
  • mark94
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    4 years ago
    I’m waiting for the strip-value-summer, virus-free season in Phoenix. Until then, I guess I’ll watch a lot of sports. Oh, wait......
  • crazyjoe
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    4 years ago
    I am going to stay home and flog the dolfin
  • crazyjoe
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    4 years ago
    Like juice said " Every time I jerk off I save $300"
  • THE CHAINDOG
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    4 years ago
    save some money lol
  • Muddy
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    4 years ago
    I would save enough money. Hopefully enough to be able to be start affording girls that speak English. That’s a big goal of mine
  • IHearVoices
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    4 years ago
    I'll admit to checking the Tootsie's website to see if there would be any changes (not as of yet). I'll also admit to thinking that visiting a smaller/neighborhood club might be a better move, at least for this weekend.
  • Electronman
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    4 years ago
    If clubs close or if business decreases significantly, the dancers will be more severely impacted than the customers. The dancers depend on the clubs for a living wage. I wonder if anyone has noticed dancers lining up OTC possibilities as a back up to club closings and fewer customers.
  • rickdugan
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    4 years ago
    ===> "I've had a lot more customers than usual recently ask me about OTC, and girls have made note that business in North Florida (Jacksonville/Daytona/Orlando/etc) has been dropping, especially since popular events like the TPC tournament and Bike Week are ending/getting canceled early." I believe that Bike Week is still rolling pretty strong in Daytona. They're not letting fans into the Speedway to watch this weekend's races in person, but there are still a ton of bikers down by the beach partying it up. There is no way that the city was going to shut that down without evidence of a direct threat. Too many businesses down there rely upon the money they earn this week to keep them afloat during the lean months.
  • FLOrange
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    4 years ago
    TPC being canceled is bullshit. I had tickets for Sunday and now I have nothing to do.
  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    I plan on golfing/skiing/having sex with my wife and betting horse racinf worldwide through my NYRA account. We've stepped up poker and Friday and Saturday nights will be poker nights with each of us taking turns hosting a small tournament and a loser's table playing 1/2 no limit hold em.
  • Fun_Loving_Fella
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    4 years ago
    Betting on horses might not be an option for long [view link]
  • rickdugan
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    4 years ago
    ==="TPC being canceled is bullshit. I had tickets for Sunday and now I have nothing to do." As bad as I feel for you FLO, I feel worse for all the hard working men and women, including many hundreds of bartenders, servers, hotel staff and others who are losing out on an awful lot of money. Some of those people actually incurred travel costs just to come here to work the event, so it's a double gut shot for them.
  • mark94
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    4 years ago
    Huff post claims sex work dries up in Seattle [view link]
  • FLOrange
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    4 years ago
    Oh I agree @Rick the service industry is going to suffer severely over the next couple months. Tourism is ground to a halt and pretty much all sports and other events are canceled.
  • Tiburon
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    4 years ago
    Guess I'll knit an ugly Christmas sweater. Save some of my jizz juice when the hookers and strippers come out to play again.
  • twentyfive
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    4 years ago
    Trump just declared a state of emergency over the virus let’s see what that means.
  • san_jose_guy
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    4 years ago
    Don't worry, in strip clubs nothing happens except guys buying dry humping. SJG
  • JamesSD
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    4 years ago
    That huffpo article is interesting. Strippers at the top of the food chain may be able to ride it out.
  • san_jose_guy
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    4 years ago
    Suppose strip clubs close, but then the authorities try to invoke various legal devices to prevent them from ever reopening? SJG
  • Eve
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    4 years ago
    "I believe that Bike Week is still rolling pretty strong in Daytona. " Nope. The mayor just declared an emergency order and just pulled the plug on Bike Week as well as any following events with more than 100 people attending.
  • wiffle shwaffle
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    4 years ago
    Assuming I don't have it (calling tomorrow to see if I need to be tested because I'm still sick), I'm camming and getting back on SA lol.
  • mark94
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    4 years ago
    For most people, unexpectedly losing 1 or 2 months of income is a catastrophe. There are a lot of industries where the majority of their employees fit this category.
  • DandyDan
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    4 years ago
    I'd probably end up going to the casino, but I will likely avoid the sports book at the casino with nearly all sports cancelled.
  • shadowcat
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    4 years ago
    I guess I'll be watching my bank account increase and free porn.
  • reverendhornibastard
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    4 years ago
    It really won’t be that big a deal to me if the clubs close. Even if they stay open, I’m unlikely to visit them again until the health risk goes back to normal. Despite enjoying the clubs, even during ordinary times it’s not uncommon for me to go months without visiting any strip clubs.
  • gSteph
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    4 years ago
    ^^ What the Reverend says. Was going to go next weekend and celebrate retirement, but . . . I'll have to see whose still dancing in a couple or few months
  • mark94
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    4 years ago
    French people "must understand the seriousness of the issue" warned Philippe, as he declared all bars, cafes, discos, cinemas, and restaurants across France will be closed forthwith
  • JamesSD
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    4 years ago
    Yeah I can easily go a month without clubbing. If things go longer than that some clubs won't survive
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