TUSCL News

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.

It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…

Club 91

Pocatello, Idaho

sinclair's Review

I decided to check out East Idaho's only strip club at 20:30 on a Friday night. Upon entering, I was confronted with a doorman and a choice: On the left was a room with a…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

First time was a gem, with Jade!

Went in around 3pm for my first time. It was rather lack-lustered in variety. A few black girls, a seasoned looking girl and a girl who was buried in her face and booth so I…

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Stripper Jokes

Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.

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When the clubs open back up...

Come see me

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Buy a dance from her? 1-10? (Martyna Balsam)

Here is my latest instagram crush, what do you guys think: https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/84445-martyna-balsam/

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How Did Nostradamus Predict the COVID-19 Pandemic?

How did Nostradamus predict the 2020 Coronavirus?: "There will be a twin year (2020) from which will arise a queen (corona) who will come from the east (China) and who will spread a plague (virus) in the darkness of night, on…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still #1

This review will cover my last visit at The Trap earlier this year in January. It is my third review of my 3 visits at different clubs when I stayed in Miami. I have always…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Saturday Night Revisit to Rouge

I had a chance to return to Club Rouge about two months after my initial experience. As you will hear me say, I am a very novice club-goer, but am getting more comfortable to more…

Politics

Using Emergency Powers to Track the Infected in US

Another article from [Bruce] Schneier on Security. https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2020/03/emergency_surve.html "Emergency Surveillance During COVID-19 Crisis: I believe pressure will increase to leverage existing corporate surveillance infrastructure for these purposes in the US and other countries. With that in mind, the…

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Freelancer Cafes/Bars

Since Stupid_Jerkoff_Guy apparently isn’t here to ruin this thread with his stupidity and since we don’t really have articles anymore, I’ll just post this here. Chime in if you’d like to just comment or better yet to share your knowledge/experiences…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Last visit for a while.

So before the outbreak I usually visited HK once a month and sometimes two. But for some reason I could not get this girl I've been with last time out of my mind.…

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TUSCL Feature Requests

Well, I ain't got much to do. What are some features you would like to see on tuscl? Give me some suggestions. Also, if any of you are designers, send me a mock up if you…

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It’s official, border to Mexico is basically closed

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox10phoenix.com/news/non-essential-travel-restricted-at-us-mexico-border-to-control-coronavirus-spread.amp

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

Shabby, But Not Too Shabby

Candyland is in a shabby looking building in a shabby looking section of southeast Memphis. There is what looks like a new wood fence blocking off the back section of the lot. I’m…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Private Pays in this Classy Clean Club

The Cheetah is a high class club, when you walk that becomes evident. You pay your entry fee and then walk down a couple long hallways to dance area (passing an executive lounge on the…

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mexican border to be restricted at midnight tonight.

announcement made today at federal news conference. shit.

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Some of the saddest news

Elgin-area strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up’ By RAFAEL GUERRERO ELGIN COURIER-NEWS | MAR 19, 2020 | 3:59 PM Blackjacks Gentlemen's Club near Elgin failed to draw enough customers this week to remain open, its owner said. (E. Jason…

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A stripper comes over for OTC

The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288

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Strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up

No customers is a problem for any business. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html

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Not a COVID-19 subject but it is Floriduh.

MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. – A man got naked from the waist down and made lewd gestures at an underage girl after he crashed into the car she was in, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said 23-year-old Cody Hicks…

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Scam warning - Tinder etc

Don't know how many of you are on Tinder or other similar sites but I recently went on Tinder and someone thought they'd try and scam me, they had no luck with me but for those of you are not…

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I miss reading reviews....

Well as expected daily reviews have been reduced to a trickle...... however, reading this masterpiece: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=368756 got me to thinking. I'm sure like me, many of us have clubbed in the past and did not necessarily write a review based on lack…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Day time visit a few months back

Visited a couple months ago on a Saturday. Arrived at 11:30 before the valet had arrived, so I parked for free. Club wasn't open, so I just played on my phone for about 30 minutes…

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Can strippers file for unemployment?

Are they even entitled to it?

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Stock Market plays for tomorrow?

This market is once in a lifetime nuts right now. Options trading is hotter than ever. For tomorrow, im going to load up on 3/27 270 SPY calls cause I think the market is going to spike for the day.…

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The discussion page for individual clubs should be easier to get to

I opened up a club listing in order to navigate to the discussion page. Yes, there is a link all the way near the bottom of the page but there should be a link closer to the top.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Closed for Corona Virus

Looks like the club is closed down. Drove by a little after 9PM (Thursday night) and there wasn't a single car in the parking lot. There weren't any people or cars around the back entrance either.

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Atlanta to shut down all non essential businesses at midnight tonight.

That does not include Follies as they are in the City of Chamblee which is trying to shut them down anyhow.

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When clubs reopen

We hope that this pandemic passes quickly, but we are advised that we are in for a long time of disruption, working from home and closed entertainment venues. When SCs reopen, my guess is that only the strong will…

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Chloroquine?

Yet another interesting article about the coronavirus, and finally possibly a truly major breakthrough... https://uk.news.yahoo.com/chloroquine-70-old-treatment-malaria-165603952.html I would bet that France is using this on as many of their patients as they can skipping any red tape, as their recovery rates (speed) are…

Politics

Let China 'foot the bill' for virus -MO Sen. Josh Hawley

On Fox News Thursday, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) [said] there should be an “international investigation” into the origins of coronavirus, and that China should be required to “foot the bill” for damage caused by the virus in the United States. One…

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Self Isolation Solutions - What do you recommend?

I've got a few clubs I regular but now I'm stuck in north Philly with nothing to do and feeling a bit lonely. What solutions have you come up with? OTC? Favs with whom you have their digits? CamGirls?…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Coronavirus Tuesday at Blackjacks

So its been a little over 4 months since I was last at Blackjacks. I believe this was my 3rd visit over the last couple years. Arrived around 8:30ish on a Tuesday night after getting…

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Bay Area lockdown = No new SJG posts

Sirlapdancealot was the first to point it out in another thread. But ever since 6 San Francisco Bay area counties (now 7 with the addition of Solano county) went to shelter in place status beginning Tuesday at 12:01, we've…

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Paying her cash for a hotel room OTC question.

Since most of you were so valuable with your wisdom and advice from my first thread, I figured you guys could shed some insight/tips on this particular OTC meet up for round 2. Set up a date with her early this…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Saturday before the virus shutdown

I got here on Saturday right before the Governor announces all non-essential businesses had to close that evening. I expected the place to be empty and it was. Parking lot is really small. This…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Social distancing

Not a review. Just an update to let you know that the bar will be closed for at least 2 weeks as of Sunday March 15 due to COVID19. Hope all the girls manage to…

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A long slow goodbye?

Over the past few days many cities have required clubs and bars to close for weeks, or months, or indefinitely. Certainly, a lot of dancer will be hurt badly by this. I am wondering how many clubs will be…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Another Religious Experience

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given up…

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Anyone seeing Dancers starting to show up on surgar baby sites?

All the clubs are closed ! Anyone seeing local dancers showing up on seeking arrangments? Or secret benefits?

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Work

Any of you want to talk about what you do in your real life for employment?

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Masturbating during coronavirus lockdown could 'boost immune systems', docs say

Looking for something to pass the time when you’re in coronavirus isolation? Masturbation is bound to make your day more pleasurable – and it can have health benefits too. The most obvious bonus is its mood boosting qualities. Your body releases endorphins after…

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Question for my fellow corporate clones. Reaction to crash so far?

Stock price being obliterated at the large Corp I've worked at for decades. Rampant rumours or rifs and unpaid work furloughs flying. Just a few weeks ago we were desperate to hire qualified people now all are jobs at risk.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Last Call?

I was late leaving a lunch meeting in Atlantic Beach on 3/17 and the first thing I hear when I find a Jax station on the car radio is that the mayor has ordered all…

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Flight Club closing announcement

The Flight Club announces it will be closed for several weeks. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4285

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Republican Senator asking if reaction to Corona goes to far

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/politics/ron-johnson-coronavirus-guidance-deaths/index.html The Senator will pay a high price for having the balls to ask these questions.

Pink Pussycat

Miami, Florida

Not the same as before but has potential

The Pink Pussycat is one of my all-time favorites. I used to go here often years ago. I was sad when it closed and was pleasantly surprised when I saw it had reopened.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

In before it closed for a bit. Wish I hadn't

Guessing that a state closing of bars would be coming I decided to take one last visit to Club Bristol on my way traveling through on a trip back to the Twin Cities. Got here…

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Mayor Elorza: Lap dances ‘irresponsible’ amid coronavirus outbreak

“There were people doing lap dances,” Elorza said, telling reporters what police observed at the Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. “I can’t think of anything more irresponsible at a time like this.” But it's the most fun way to contract the coronavirus. https://www.wpri.com/health/coronavirus/mayor-elorza-lap-dances-irresponsible-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

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What is everyone doing now?

I'm in Ohio...everything is shut down...I'm in Cleveland... Just wondering, what are dancers doing for money? Pretty hard to file for unemployment when you claim nothing to begin with... Are we all hunkered down with our CF's and ATF's? If you want…

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TP as payment

How many rolls for a lapdance?

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Las Vegas Strip Club To Offer Drive-through Peep Show

It looks like strip clubs are adapting to the coronavirus. I wouldn't drop $100 for a performance outside of my car. The hand sanitizer nude wrestling sounds interesting, but quite wasteful when many people cannot find a single bottle of…

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Saying China Virus is racists

It doesn't matter where the virus started. Same with Cleveland Steamer. So just stop.

Bar De L'O

Sainte-Marie, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I heard through word of mouth that there was a good nude strip club in Scott, Quebec, so I went to check it out and add it to TUSCL. I showed up to Bar De…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice club, will be back

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon around 4:45pm. The parking lot is large and felt safe. Most of it was blocked off for valet, but I had no problem finding a spot for self-park.…

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Some Phoenix Clubs have opened back up

I got a text from an Asian Dancer that is dancing tonight at the Candy Store. I stopped by and they are now open. I talked to the Manager and he told me that they met with City Hall today…

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OT: LeBron James - future all time NBA scoring leader ?

Was watching a retro NBA game on NBA-TV (1990 Bulls vs Cavs where Jordan scored 69-points). Anyway I had forgotten where Jordan ended-up in all time scoring and looked-it-up (he's currently 5th all-time but he has the fewest-games played of the…

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Visualizing the History of Pandemics

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/history-of-pandemics-deadliest/ From: Visual Capitalist website Nice large, colorful graphics illustrating pandemics from AD 165-180 to present. Relative lethality. Relative infection rates - measles is the most infectious

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💋onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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💋onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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💋Onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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Interesting coronavirus article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8126899/Small-Italian-town-cuts-coronavirus-cases-zero-population-tested.html Finally some real data. So this little town in Italy called Vo forced every resident to get tested after the town recorded the first death from COVID_19 (and the very first death in Italy) and found that about 3%…

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OT: $1000 Paycheck to Every American

Might help a lot of people current hit hard by Coronavirus.

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Pussy on sale?

So when all this hysteria is over do you think the prices will be inflated or deflated for a little extra action in these clubs? I’m kinda banking on these girls are going to want to make some quick sales…

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Baltimore to stop prosecuting prostitution....

...amid coronavirus. https://www.baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-md-ci-cr-mosby-prisoner-release-20200318-u7knneb6o5gqvnqmtpejftavia-story.html Hopefully, they forget to do so after this is all over.

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Boomer Remover

I read that some young people are referring to the coronavirus as the "boomer remover." Although I'm a boomer myself, I find this kind of funny. Funny but mean. The mortality rate for people over 60 is…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Last stop for a while given this coronavirus

I was in the area prior to the big hit of the coronavirus, there were rumblings but no major shutdowns yet. You would never know it by looking at Sammy's. I think I…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Still closing the gap with HK

I was in TJ last weekend at the tail end of a vacation in MX, and I feel lucky that it turned out to be the last weekend before travel restrictions and the like kicked…

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Anyone Have A Stripper Hoe Blackmail Them

I saw a stripper hoe bitch for a few month and blew $300,000 on the cunt. It's over but now she wants more it seems. She's threatening to send a pic to my place of employment if I don't pony…

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The Daily Onion headline!!!

Look at this. https://sports.theonion.com/james-harden-pledges-10-million-dollar-bills-to-keep-na-1842297145

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Excellent Find

Had a night free and decided to head north over the border. I stopped by GC on a cold, rainy evening and the place was empty. Typical $5 CAD to the doorman and was greeted…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went because of a recommendation, but sadly disappointed.

Went to this place because a lesbian friend said it would be a good place to take my bi-curious girl. The manager, who was at the door, let us in with no cover since, "...are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Tuesday at Synn

Well, I guess this might be the last review for this place for a while. I came in around 9pm on a Tuesday night. I had a free entry pass thanks to a previous trip…

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Man Gets Coronavirus After Atlanta Lapdance – All Strip Clubs Closed!

Somehow I doubt the accuracy of this story. https://upnewsinfo.com/2020/03/17/man-gets-coronavirus-after-atlanta-lapdance-all-strip-clubs-closed/

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Boober Eats - Strip club food delivery.

Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic. Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—wait for it—"Boober Eats." "I originally did it at first…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Keep Expectations in Check

After a couple of months away, I went back to Fantasies recently just before the state shut down all the bars. I've grown to like Fantasies for what it is and accept what it is not.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Like it

Arrived around 4:00 after a 5 minute trip to Diva's. No parking fee or cover but a door guy watching the parking lott on a TV so he was good for $5. Once inside the…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not worth the time of day.

Went in about 3 pm and it was totally dead in there, 3 or 4 dancers and 5 or 6 customers. This gal approached me while standing at the bar. Had seen her there before.…

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Gettin Spicey real nicely, a sit down Q&A with Nicespice

This Virus 🦠 has shut down all the clubs and fucking everything else in my area and probably yours too. We’re all bored so let’s do something cool and interview Nicespice. I had the chance to kick it with her…

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Toilet Paper

All the McDonald's are out of toylet paper! How do I find one that still has some?

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus not realy affecting yet

Arrived at around 2:30 to a pretty full parking lot, inside to my amazement, 5 customers and 10 girls, no cover or parking fee. Got a $6 Corona from Ashley and was immediately joined by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus not helping but hardly hurting

A quick stop at follies, 12:00 opening on Saturday was more like 12:15, $5 cover, ID and pat down and in to the darkness. Got a now $6 Corona from the Miley Cyrus look alike…

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AZ Clubs??

Any info on clubs in the Phoenix area. Open or closed???

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Major change in Dancer lineups

We all know that most strip clubs have pretty heavy turnover in dancers over a short period of time. With so many clubs being closed for weeks or months the turnover is going to be unprecedented when this is over. Not…

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SPEARMINT RHINO COI - AMETHYST 😈

We are officially closed, I'm guessing it will be for two weeks as well. They're going to keep us updated. I hope all of you guys stay safe and take care of yourself, your families and elders🥺❣️ I have an Onlyfans and…

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Kevin Durant has COVID-19

Just how contagious really is this virus? KD doesn't strike me as the type that would hang out in crowded areas, especially as he's still recovering from an achilles injury and his general celebrity and physical stature would generally…

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Any clubs remaining open are risking a tremendous lawsuit.

Given the litigious nature of the average American, how long before lawsuits start looking to replace lost income, we know that the only real beneficiaries of this will be the attorneys themselves but still, we know it's gonna happen.

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Is your club still open?

All the clubs around me for three states are closed. I thought it would be interesting to see what states and what clubs are still going? How about Mexico and Canada?

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It had to happen...VR lap dances.

There’s no need to bring hand sanitizer along to this strip club. Die Happy Tonight (DHT), a New York-based members-only strip club “for the modern discerning man,” is launching virtual reality lap dances Tuesday amid widespread anxiety over COVID-19 — completely…

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Hello my friends, this virus has caused my firing from subway

I now work technical support for Oshkosh. My name when you call is Daniel. Not much technical support other than pull string. We just tell them to change batteries. Times are hard, such fond memories of squirting mayo on buns.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

big red fucking harem

Warning: this will be wordy because it will be across multiple days and 2 trips. Thanks for all the gents that provided information for my first time. Friday was a reconnaissance for a…

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#BoomerRemover

I guess the youth in some countries are already getting tired of social distancing to avoid something that really doesn't impact them, so they are flaunting the quarantine requirements. This hashtag (and others like it) has even been found…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Updated hours due to coronavirus

This will be a short review just to update their hours due to coronavirus: Dancers are working in two shifts: noon until 4pm, and 4 pm until 8 pm. No dancers before noon or…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Late Friday Evening

Given all of the concerns with the coronavirus, I wasn't sure what to expect when I got here. Would it be empty? No dancers? I parked on the street across from the…

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Social Distancing

If you are social distancing how long are you doing it? Right now I'm working from home as is the wife and I miss going out. I'm healthy and in my 40s and kind of not sure why…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Going downhill fast

This club keeps getting worse and worse each visit. Since it’s no cover on Sundays at least until 9pm for members I decided to visit the week before last. I arrived around 8pm and left…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

As bad as it gets, don't even think about it!

It's a Saturday night, after I pay the 6 bucks to get in I notice some things right away, first off, it's almost empty, maybe 12 people in the place if that, then I ask…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Two Mid Winter Nights

Two night visits (Saturday and Monday) last month. I'll dispense with parking lot alert first. Next door Mexican restaurant is now open, and operating most nights. Expect some patrons to take up spots in new…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Better looking crowd same old feel

It’s been months, almost a year since ive been to gentlemen’s club but decided to give it a try as I was headed in from a very memorable night at Fantasia. The parking lot…

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It’s official

Brady is leaving the Patriots he posted a statement on ESPN and he is going elsewhere my bet is Cali or the new to Las Vegas franchise

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Atlanta clubs starting to shut down.

https://www.ajc.com/news/local/coronavirus-now-shutting-down-another-set-atlanta-icons-strip-clubs/wlJ9E8TvMEcKxLMNapQNRI/ Can Follies be far behind?

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Sex Workers

And then there's these poor ladies: https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sex-workers-face-ruin-amid-virus-fears-brothel-69636159 Might have to get a job at Amazon: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/16/coronavirus-amazon-kroger-hiring-retail-workers-become-essential/5059066002/

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Where are all the girls going now?

What are all the dancers doing now that all the clubs got shut down? Anyone have any inside angles on how to get in touch for personal "shows"?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Mongering in the time of COVID-19

I managed to make it into TJ last weekend on the tail end of a longer vacation in CDMX, so this review covers Thursday through Saturday. For that reason, I have no info on the…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Thorobred Lounge is closed.

This isn't a review as much as it is a public service announcement. As of 5:00 on 3/16/20 the Thorobred Lounge is closed due to Corona Virus until further notice. I would recomend checking their…

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Everything is closing in my location

Wow

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Boring

Visited about a month ago, in town for a morning meeting and schedule an evening flight back home. This place or Mons is probably closest to the airport and for experience and what I read…

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'When I give a lap dance, I tell the guys I don't want to be touched.'

The effect of coronavirus on Las Vegas strippers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8117537/Exotic-dancers-struggling-Las-Vegas-workers-wake-coronavirus.html

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COVID-19’s impact on TJ Clubbing!

With this damn virus impacting businesses locally/globally, just wondering how long before it impacts TJ clubbing scene too. That’ll really suck big time.

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George Carlin Explains Testosterone by Way of "Mad Max: Fury Road".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ciKB0jHaY And if you wanna know more about that "begin life as female" bit: https://youtu.be/z1Kdoja3hlk

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The Great Plague of London (1665-66)

Originated in China, hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvOZO1gmOE

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Favorite Club in Providence

Went back in January, have been multiple times since. Layout: Once you walk through the front doors there are two square bars towards the back area. Behind those are the lapdance stalls. Two stages, one main…

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Rapid Spread of Coronavirus Outbreak Fueled by ‘Stealth Transmission’

By Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health|Mar. 16th, 2020 Undetected cases, many of which were likely not severely symptomatic, were largely responsible for the rapid spread of the COVID-19 outbreak in China, according to new research by scientists at Columbia…

Politics

Just curious three questions !

1) What's open now and what's closed ? 2) Using the White House's Guidelines does anyone think that is going to be used as cover for a national lockdown ? 3) If it is does that make Trump the new…

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OT: Audio and Video Technology

Mostly I am interested in digital, but when it comes to audio, there is still some analog and with somethings there always will be. More about this later. Right now want to talk about the JBL discrete audio op-amp http://www.audioheritage.org/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-37046.html And other things like…

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SA business will be booming!

With the closure of clubs, bars, restaurants, hotels....... there will be lots of women needing to make some money! SA will be an even more buyer's market.

Politics

The Real Illness in America is Not Corona

The real illness is the high stock market and the tendency many people have to play it. That is pure fatalism and total bullshit. What suffers is the creation of new small businesses and just the valuing of productive work. The…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Paradise at Paradizio

Stopped in at Paradizio one Friday night after driving past it all the time but never checking it out. Parked right by the dominos across the street, locked my car up tight cuz Irvington, and…

Politics

San Francisco ordered to shelter in place.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/shelter-in-place-San-Francisco-Mayor-London-Breed-15135075.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I guess the word shelter was used instead of home in order to cover all of the home less.

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Closed club due to virus

All clubs in Mass and New Hampshire are closed . Will not be able to visit thus no comments. Will consideration be given to expiration dates.

Politics

The coronavirus is revealing, ... how much of contemporary American life is...

Bullshit Interesting observation by: Bruce Schneier @ Schneier on Security The TSA is allowing people to bring larger bottles of hand sanitizer with them on airplanes The TSA can declare this rule change because the limit was always arbitrary, just one of the countless…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus

Out of curiosity I phoned the club this afternoon to see if they were open. The gal advised that they are open normal hours.

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Montreal Escorts

When I asked for info on Montreal, several people mentioned that escorts were a better option than strip clubs in Montreal, so I gave it a try during my recent visit, a first for me. I have kind of mixed…

Politics

Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! pt 5

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Examples : Five Katie Williams, a pageant queen turned local political candidate, replied to a viral post from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) with what seemed like a blatant cry for attention. I just went to a…

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Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! Pts 3 & 4

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Examples: Three And Four Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) encouraged people to crowd restaurants. “It’s a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant,” he said. “Likely you can get in easily. Let’s not…

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Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! pt2

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Example Two: The former New York City police chief Bernard Keric, who recently received a presidential pardon, sounded positively Trumpian Sunday night. “Why do I feel this hysteria is being created to destabilize the country, and…

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Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs!

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Example One: On Sunday, Former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who was once reportedly considered for a senior Department of Homeland Security job, had a suggestion: “GO INTO THE STREETS FOLKS.” “END GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER OUR…

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Governor of Oklahoma had it right...

...when he said: "Life as we know it will change for a little while, but it doesn’t’ have to shut down completely," Stitt said Sunday, adding that people should still look for ways to support local businesses. Here here. Hopefully those…

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NY, NJ, CT Jointly Ban Crowds Over 50, Dining Out, Gyms

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavirus/no-schools-no-dine-in-nyc-shuts-down-to-combat-coronavirus-nj-may-be-next/2328651/ Gotta love politicians, life is easy when you have a fully stocked pantry and gym in your house. At this point Im hoping we shut down things for 2 months to only have this wreak havoc on us this summer.…

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Can't imagine why this ass wipe thought this was a good idea.

Then do TV interviews. You can't fix Stupid https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who-is-matt-colvin-hand-sanitizer-hoarder-3967283/ Almost as stupid as this clip from Die Hard with a Vengeance https://youtu.be/zguG2Ja4aQ4

Bodies In Motion

Portage, Pennsylvania

Knight’s Bar

So this group has been around a little while, but no one added them yet, so I did. I went to see them at the Knight’s Bar and Club in Bedford, PA. They travel around…

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OT: Spike Lee

Not sure how much of a national story it was but recently at Knick game Lee was told he could no longer use the employee entrance to the game he has to use the VIP entrance. It’s on video,…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Not Epic

I wanted to check out this club because I thought it had a cool name. It’s in downtown Montreal, so I made the short trek from my hotel on foot with visions of glamour á…

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Former Bond girl Olga Kurylenko has the Corona.

Shit just got real. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YED1Jtwg3JU%2FURpfluBJLwI%2FAAAAAAAAdFw%2FlxA9ScjOkLw%2Fs1600%2F4ddc57d162d62.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fstarsinbikini.blogspot.com%2F2013%2F02%2Folga-kurylenko-ukrainian-actress-model.html&tbnid=mQrVQhHk3xGDvM&vet=1&docid=f-DmLAlzgCURmM&w=675&h=900&q=olga%20kurylenko%20bikini&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

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A porn star says offers sex with the first scientist who finds a cure for corna

A porn star says she’ll have sex with the first scientist who finds a cure for coronavirus. Lola Taylor, whose real name is Iyubov Bushueva, is currently in isolation in Moscow, Russia She claims she’ll be arrested if she leaves her home,…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

One year(ish) later...

It's been about a year since I've visited Molly Browns. Reviews seem to be pretty slow for this place and my review from last year is the last one posted. So this review will be…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH in the time of the Plague

I wanted to visit Playhouse before the sky falls. In this COVID panicked environment, with more institutions and businesses closing every day, I assume that strip club shut-downs are imminent. Get it while you can.…

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Michigan is shutting down all bars and restaurants

"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced on FOX 2 she'll be issuing an order later today that will temporarily shut down all bars and restaurants, to take effect at 3 p.m. Monday." I assume strip clubs will be included in the shut down…

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Coronavirus-free lap dances

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lap-dancing-club-offering-coronavirus-21696247

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So how are things in the Nevada whore houses?

The coronavirus has changed the way most of us live in fundamental ways, which made us wonder what was happening with some of the most intimate contacts -- sex in brothels. We contacted a half dozen of the biggest brothels in…

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'We Came To Get F---Ed Up:’ Detroit St. Paddy’s Revelers Ignore Coronavirus

Michigan white trash don't care about them coronaviruses: "A caravan of party buses packed with St. Patrick’s revelers set out from Taylor for a strip of bars in Corktown Sunday, where hundreds from across metro Detroit danced and mingled in shoulder-to-shoulder…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Serious Grind

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on VA…

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Trump world war 3 - Dana Carvey Shows Off His Trump & Bernie Impressions...

Trump world war 3 - we are on underground bunkers and Trump is addressing the nation on TV. Trump: you know, we had a fabulous nuclear war was fabulous, let me tell you, OK tremendous nuclear war. Your bunkers are terrific…

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FIGHT! WE MUST FIGHT THIS FOUL CORONA BEAST!

TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND! WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES (although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you) THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good time, new girls.

Went on a Thursday, around 6 pm. place was quite, $12 dollars at the end and $7 dollar mandatory drink (coffee, tea, soda, water, and juices) They track it by give you a band…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Diving Back into the Dive

I visited this club Friday afternoon, March 13, toward the beginning of the pandemic. It was a calculated move on my part, as I figured better sooner than later when the predicted 70% of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Rose By Any Other Name

It was a two-day adventure in Tijuana that included multiple visits to Hong Kong. I booked a double room in Hotel Cascadas on the fifth floor, in part because the double rooms tend to be…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Solid two way dances

Bourbon Street has always been the high end of the Phoenix market in terms of dancer looks. It has also been limited, in my experience, to solid two way contact lap dances. This has never…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Great girls, chill place, but very high private dance prices

I visited Casa Diablo on three separate nights over one long weekend recently (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday), spending more than a couple of hours each time. My review is strongly positive, with the huge exception of…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

February visit before all the craziness

I know I probably said I would never step foot in here again and my last visit was quite awhile ago (by choice). But i was in the area for a…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Her Gringo

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Another chance

Was in the area on a Thursday afternoon and decided to give this place another try. My first time here was a disaster as there was no decent talent at the time. Club is located…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Tuesday At The Stoughton Ballet

I've had hit or miss visits at Club Alex's in some of my more recent visits. On my Tuesday visit there were 5 dancers in the house: Gemini. Beauty, Seven, Diana, and Rider. Gemini and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

What coronavirus at Sapphire

I get picked up from Rhino by the Sapphire driver about 1 am. They will pick you up across the street from the Rhino property because Rhino won’t let them pick up from their property. Same…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Having two options and a excellent visit.

Went there on a Wednesday evening at around 6:00 pm. Once there I saw a couple of familiar faces. Now again I have emphasized before if it’s your first trip to a go-go bar in…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Slow start but a good finish.

Went to The Emerald again on a Thursday night about 11 PM. The atmosphere was a little chilly at first but warmed up after the talent saw I was going to get some dances. …

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What cornoavirus at Rhino

I was at Rhino last night which was Friday, 13th. Called for club for free pick up from my hotel, which gets you free entry. I tipped the driver $10. I arrived around 12 am. It…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Am I the only one who ever reviews this place

Another work trip to the Chattanooga area, along with the boredom of hotels, brought me here again a week or two ago. So overdue but an update on no real changes noted. The place hasn’t…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

My yearly trip down memory lane.

Stopped in around 8PM. I go to Sonny's once or twice a year to reminiscence of the fun this place was back in the day. Cover was $10. I'm 50 years old but they…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time visit was too short. I'll be back to increaase my mileage

I made a trip to PH after reading the numerous reviews. It was supposed to be a scouting trip for me, But the little head started thinking for me, and one of the dancers talked…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

security can be annoying here

The afternoon shift at pinups is underrated, in my opinion. Sure, the night shift will have more dimes.....better quality, but it's also chock full of PLs, so it's difficult to have enough privacy at night.…

Bar T D Richelieu

Richelieu, Quebec

Not Worth A Drive, But Worth A Stop If You Are In The Area

Although it seems to be in a fairly new building, this place has the charm of a hole-in-the-wall dive. It’s just off Route112, so it’s easily accessible. There were only a couple of…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Still One of My Favorites

This club was one of my go tos a few years back. I've made a handful of trips here in the late afternoon and early evening shift. This review encompasses several visits to this club…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Well managed club with a special eye for fun and relaxation

Had been to Houston multiple times but never went to this club. Last month, decided to do a solo with nothing else to do as my hotel was near. Went there on Friday night around…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Classy Joint

I honestly didn’t even know the club was there but I was trying to find a good spot for dinner and ended up in the strip mall that it’s located in. Maybe because it was…

Pasarelas Cabaret

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Bamboozled by mesero

4 small round stages in a red rectangular space 25 girls, about same mongers. Girls look young. I only see 1 that is enhanced. A lot of 5-6s. Range from 5-7. And just saw a…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the greatest but could have been better

Arrived in the late afternoon and the place had a good amount of ladies and the had patrons but not over packed. The only issue is the smoking is horrible there. I sat down two…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Eh, basically a dump

I visited the Dollhouse on Thursday at about 9:00 PM. There was no one at the door checking ID’s or charging a cover. As I walked in there were two girls on stage,…