The Longest Lumberyard

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme all over. Two mega screen TVs. A giant plane hanging in the corner. Bathrooms on left. One stage. LD area at bottom. 2 nude dance for $40 special. Or 2 for $25 topless. This place is BYOB. Maybe like 20 or so patrons.

Talent. Probably like 20 dancers. Actually was pretty good. I was expecting some fucked up redneck shot tbh but not bad. I think there was one solid 9 in there. Mostly white with two black girls. There were a few options I could’ve went with for dances.

I went with Felix. She was a taller big fake boobed blonde chick. I did the 2 for 40 nude, she doesn’t do the 2 for 25. I said sure. Did the dances definitely two way touching, couldn’t touch her pussy though. And she wasn’t dancing nude she would just show me her pussy from time to time. Whatever.