Broke my achey breaky heart

Came on a Monday around 6. Cover is $5 before 8 and $10 after. Free military. Area is fine, completely industrial area, kind of isolated by the highway and the Mississippi. Plenty of parking. Walk through a metal detector.

Layout. Big ass strip club. Two bars. 3 stages. Slot machines even. And a giant dick bull riding thing in the back. Lots of good ole ‘Merican flags let me get hell yeah. My Corona was $8.50 and I believe dances were $40 that is pretty steep for a place like this.

Dancers there was just one. A brunette white girl she was alright. But what Am I gonna do just sit around and watch her dance all day? Just too dead to have fun. I want to like this place though I like the vibe. They play country which is really different, I don’t think I’ve even seen that. I would come back but it would have to be at night.