What would you name Your Strip Club?
So I have only been to 1 SC re-opening since the "Corona." I was driving around "small town America" and went through some old cities that have very old downtown/main street businesses/buildings (barber, jewelry store, mom and pop diner, hardware store) etc.
During the "Great Lockdown" I grew to miss the SCs more. I really enjoy going to hole in the wall SCs to try and find the right mix of laid back club, good priced beer and great eye candy.
So during my travels I saw some really cool looking buildings and just couldn't help but think......Man that building would make a great SC........wow this small town could really use a SC since the Only major business is a Family Dollar or Dollar General.
I passed one business in the small downtown called "The Sugar Shack" and couldn't help but imagine if only that was a SC.
So curious......what would you name a SC if you opened one in a small town that only has a Dollar General etc?
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last commentThe Titty Twister
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The Landing Strip. Admittedly that is not original. I appropriated it from the TV show Friday Night Lights.
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Here's a few possibilities:
Turgid Bones
Taco Palace
Mitzies Titzies
Ankle Fashion Theatre
Head & Boulders
Wiggles and Giggles
Freckles for Shekels
Desperation Depot
Chateau Lick & Stick
Handy's Happy House
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"The Brickhouse"
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The Pretty Kitty
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The G Spot
The Cake Shop
Pussy Depot
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The Library.
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My Church
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The Office
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Down Town
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Up Town
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The River Front
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My Fishing Hole.
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The American Ballet
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Along the lines of Nidans posts I would go with "The Gym".
"Honey I'm going to be late tonight because I am going to hit "The Gym" for a little cardio workout after work."
She wouldn't think twice if you came home sweaty and wanted to hit the shower right away.
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The Candy Shop.....after the 50 cent song
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The Shoe Show
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fun.
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Hothouse
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Man's Do It Center
....that sounds familier?
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The same thing that I answered the last time this was asked. Shadowcat's Corner.
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Whodey........awesome response! That's Gold Jerry......Gold
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"Ho Depot"
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Bad Kitties.
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Big Daddy’s Twerk Palace
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Bad Kitties sounds like something I'd need a shot for
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"HoMart"
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The Jiggly Room
Sitting at the rail like Al Bundy
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Pole Cats
Heels Up
PL’s
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The Jiggly Room
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Mack Truck's Basement. That, or Mack Truck's Basement Load Dump
FRMOS
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My Mom's House
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shanny72
The Jiggly Room .......Epic name choice
Gather around for a "Whoa Bundy"
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No extras.
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The
Ultimate
Strip
Club
Lounge
*Founder gets in free
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Joe's Crab Shack
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Pussy Galore
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The Pink Taco
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Since nobody came up with it The Jiggly Room
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Dammit! I need to read more
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No Idea
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Pee Wee's Playhouse
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Mellons and Hot Buns
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"Birdie Num Nums".
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My favorite name right now is "Casa Dioblo" in Portland. House of the devil!
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Tits for tips
Ass for cash.
The church of fallen angels-- makes for a good excuse (I stopped by church on my way home) and might qualify for tax relief. Also a great place for some missionary work.
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The Confessional.
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BJ's
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I would do clubs centered around a really odd theme and make the entire club that theme. Example, Wisconsin has an actual club called Oval Office that has portraits of presidents there and the champagne room has White House related themes.
So...
“The Silky Pussies”
(Club has cats roaming the place)
“Doggy Style”
(Club has dogs roaming the place)
Georgia O’ Keffe’s
(Club has portraits of flowers that resemble vaginas all over)
...which is why I’d probably never be a club owner 😅
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cat house?
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nicespice,
Good to hear a reason for the names one picked. I didn't think of mine, "My Mom's House", directly. Years ago I knew of a little bar in Ohio. It's name, "Mom's". For a bit I thought how odd then it hit me! Wife, "WHERE ARE YOU"??? Husband, "At Mom's".
Problem solved.
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The Oval Office sounds like a cool club. I bet the dancers could make bank wearing a little blue Monica Lewinsky style dress.
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"Kaepernick's Place"
(you want a club with some booty-shaking and a side of Marxism, we're here for you - watch our dances dance on the American flag while our expertly BLM-trained bouncers beat up any white person refusing to take a knee to a black-customer)
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"Papi Chulo's Booty Emporium"
(only 40" or more need apply, else get to steppin')
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LDK4U
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The Hose House (is pun on Da Hos House)
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Biscuits n Gravy
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Wet spot.
Years ago in Orange County, CA there was a cool name: The Body Shop
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I thought it would b cool to have a strip club that served good (northern NJ quality) pizza - and call it Pizza to Go Go.
The club would offer pizza delivery with a hot stripper bringing the pizza to your door. There would be an actual driver to get the girls and pizzas to their destinations on time.
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"The Walk of Shame"
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These are some great SC names.......appreciate everybody's input. It's fun reading through the ideas as we wait for the real SCs to re-open.
I like the idea of Mom's.........
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The Trojan Room
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Side Boob Emporium
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The only problem with "Mom's" is that most of the PLs on here are too old to tell the wife they are at "Mom's" unless it is "Mom's Nursing Home" or "Mom's Grave".
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whodey,
Good point, but when I first saw that name it was about 40 years ago.
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pleasure palace?
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sin city...
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Tammy’s Palace
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I would name it Musterd21
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"The Hose House (is pun on Da Hos House)"
^^^ anyone else think thos sounds like a gay stip club?
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Would it be too obvious if it was called
Cashman’s House of Whores?
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LOL......thanks for the link PredragDr. Those are some great SC names.
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The G Spot
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