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What would you name Your Strip Club?

Jun 28, 2020, 4:34 PM
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AlBundy1966

So I have only been to 1 SC re-opening since the "Corona." I was driving around "small town America" and went through some old cities that have very old downtown/main street businesses/buildings (barber, jewelry store, mom and pop diner, hardware store) etc.

During the "Great Lockdown" I grew to miss the SCs more. I really enjoy going to hole in the wall SCs to try and find the right mix of laid back club, good priced beer and great eye candy.

So during my travels I saw some really cool looking buildings and just couldn't help but think......Man that building would make a great SC........wow this small town could really use a SC since the Only major business is a Family Dollar or Dollar General.

I passed one business in the small downtown called "The Sugar Shack" and couldn't help but imagine if only that was a SC.

So curious......what would you name a SC if you opened one in a small town that only has a Dollar General etc?

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GoVikings

The Titty Twister

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trpterp

The Landing Strip. Admittedly that is not original. I appropriated it from the TV show Friday Night Lights.

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herbtcat

Here's a few possibilities:

Turgid Bones Taco Palace Mitzies Titzies Ankle Fashion Theatre Head & Boulders Wiggles and Giggles Freckles for Shekels Desperation Depot Chateau Lick & Stick Handy's Happy House

All names (C) HerbTCat., 2020. Unauthorized use forbidden.

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Papi_Chulo

"The Brickhouse"

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Eve

The Pretty Kitty

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Nidan111

The Library.

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Nidan111

My Church

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Nidan111

The Office

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Nidan111

Down Town

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Nidan111

Up Town

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Nidan111

The River Front

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Nidan111

My Fishing Hole.

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twentyfive

The American Ballet

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whodey

Along the lines of Nidans posts I would go with "The Gym".

"Honey I'm going to be late tonight because I am going to hit "The Gym" for a little cardio workout after work."

She wouldn't think twice if you came home sweaty and wanted to hit the shower right away.

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skinnywhiteboy

The Candy Shop.....after the 50 cent song

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TxVegas

The Shoe Show

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Jascoi

fun.

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wallanon

Hothouse

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Uprightcitizen

Man's Do It Center

....that sounds familier?

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shadowcat

The same thing that I answered the last time this was asked. Shadowcat's Corner.

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AlBundy1966

Whodey........awesome response! That's Gold Jerry......Gold

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Papi_Chulo

"Ho Depot"

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loper

Bad Kitties.

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WavvyCain

Big Daddy’s Twerk Palace

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wallanon

Bad Kitties sounds like something I'd need a shot for

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Papi_Chulo

"HoMart"

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shanny72

The Jiggly Room

Sitting at the rail like Al Bundy

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gobstopper007

Pole Cats

Heels Up

PL’s

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crazyjoe

The Jiggly Room

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DeclineToState

Mack Truck's Basement. That, or Mack Truck's Basement Load Dump

FRMOS

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Mr_O

My Mom's House

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AlBundy1966

shanny72

The Jiggly Room .......Epic name choice

Gather around for a "Whoa Bundy"

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skibum609

No extras.

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gobstopper007

The Ultimate Strip Club Lounge

*Founder gets in free

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jackslash

Joe's Crab Shack

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Cowboy12

Pussy Galore

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pistola

The Pink Taco

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MackTruck

Since nobody came up with it The Jiggly Room

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MackTruck

Dammit! I need to read more

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IfIGottaBeDamned

No Idea

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bman66

Pee Wee's Playhouse

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FishHawk

Mellons and Hot Buns

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nickifree

"Birdie Num Nums".

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bigtim47

My favorite name right now is "Casa Dioblo" in Portland. House of the devil!

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Electronman

Tits for tips

Ass for cash.

The church of fallen angels-- makes for a good excuse (I stopped by church on my way home) and might qualify for tax relief. Also a great place for some missionary work.

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Eve

The Confessional.

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datinman

BJ's

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nicespice

I would do clubs centered around a really odd theme and make the entire club that theme. Example, Wisconsin has an actual club called Oval Office that has portraits of presidents there and the champagne room has White House related themes.

So...

“The Silky Pussies” (Club has cats roaming the place)

“Doggy Style” (Club has dogs roaming the place)

Georgia O’ Keffe’s (Club has portraits of flowers that resemble vaginas all over)

...which is why I’d probably never be a club owner 😅

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Jascoi

cat house?

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Mr_O

nicespice, Good to hear a reason for the names one picked. I didn't think of mine, "My Mom's House", directly. Years ago I knew of a little bar in Ohio. It's name, "Mom's". For a bit I thought how odd then it hit me! Wife, "WHERE ARE YOU"??? Husband, "At Mom's". Problem solved.

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doctorevil

The Oval Office sounds like a cool club. I bet the dancers could make bank wearing a little blue Monica Lewinsky style dress.

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Papi_Chulo

"Kaepernick's Place"

(you want a club with some booty-shaking and a side of Marxism, we're here for you - watch our dances dance on the American flag while our expertly BLM-trained bouncers beat up any white person refusing to take a knee to a black-customer)

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Papi_Chulo

"Papi Chulo's Booty Emporium"

(only 40" or more need apply, else get to steppin')

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pistola

LDK4U

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pistola

The Hose House (is pun on Da Hos House)

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pistola

Biscuits n Gravy

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ArtCollege

Wet spot. Years ago in Orange County, CA there was a cool name: The Body Shop

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Cashman1234

I thought it would b cool to have a strip club that served good (northern NJ quality) pizza - and call it Pizza to Go Go.

The club would offer pizza delivery with a hot stripper bringing the pizza to your door. There would be an actual driver to get the girls and pizzas to their destinations on time.

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Papi_Chulo

"The Walk of Shame"

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AlBundy1966

These are some great SC names.......appreciate everybody's input. It's fun reading through the ideas as we wait for the real SCs to re-open.

I like the idea of Mom's.........

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pistola

The Trojan Room

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pistola

Side Boob Emporium

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whodey

The only problem with "Mom's" is that most of the PLs on here are too old to tell the wife they are at "Mom's" unless it is "Mom's Nursing Home" or "Mom's Grave".

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Mr_O

whodey, Good point, but when I first saw that name it was about 40 years ago.

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Jascoi

pleasure palace?

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Jascoi

sin city...

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Musterd21

Tammy’s Palace

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MackTruck

I would name it Musterd21

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MackTruck

"The Hose House (is pun on Da Hos House)"

^^^ anyone else think thos sounds like a gay stip club?

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Cashman1234

Would it be too obvious if it was called Cashman’s House of Whores?

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AlBundy1966

LOL......thanks for the link PredragDr. Those are some great SC names.

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MrEddyG

The G Spot

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