What would you name Your Strip Club?
AlBundy1966
So I have only been to 1 SC re-opening since the "Corona." I was driving around "small town America" and went through some old cities that have very old downtown/main street businesses/buildings (barber, jewelry store, mom and pop diner, hardware store) etc.
During the "Great Lockdown" I grew to miss the SCs more. I really enjoy going to hole in the wall SCs to try and find the right mix of laid back club, good priced beer and great eye candy.
So during my travels I saw some really cool looking buildings and just couldn't help but think......Man that building would make a great SC........wow this small town could really use a SC since the Only major business is a Family Dollar or Dollar General.
I passed one business in the small downtown called "The Sugar Shack" and couldn't help but imagine if only that was a SC.
So curious......what would you name a SC if you opened one in a small town that only has a Dollar General etc?
During the "Great Lockdown" I grew to miss the SCs more. I really enjoy going to hole in the wall SCs to try and find the right mix of laid back club, good priced beer and great eye candy.
So during my travels I saw some really cool looking buildings and just couldn't help but think......Man that building would make a great SC........wow this small town could really use a SC since the Only major business is a Family Dollar or Dollar General.
I passed one business in the small downtown called "The Sugar Shack" and couldn't help but imagine if only that was a SC.
So curious......what would you name a SC if you opened one in a small town that only has a Dollar General etc?
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"Honey I'm going to be late tonight because I am going to hit "The Gym" for a little cardio workout after work."
She wouldn't think twice if you came home sweaty and wanted to hit the shower right away.
....that sounds familier?
Sitting at the rail like Al Bundy
Heels Up
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The Jiggly Room .......Epic name choice
Gather around for a "Whoa Bundy"
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*Founder gets in free
Ass for cash.
The church of fallen angels-- makes for a good excuse (I stopped by church on my way home) and might qualify for tax relief. Also a great place for some missionary work.
So...
“The Silky Pussies”
(Club has cats roaming the place)
“Doggy Style”
(Club has dogs roaming the place)
Georgia O’ Keffe’s
(Club has portraits of flowers that resemble vaginas all over)
...which is why I’d probably never be a club owner 😅
Good to hear a reason for the names one picked. I didn't think of mine, "My Mom's House", directly. Years ago I knew of a little bar in Ohio. It's name, "Mom's". For a bit I thought how odd then it hit me! Wife, "WHERE ARE YOU"??? Husband, "At Mom's".
Problem solved.
(you want a club with some booty-shaking and a side of Marxism, we're here for you - watch our dances dance on the American flag while our expertly BLM-trained bouncers beat up any white person refusing to take a knee to a black-customer)
(only 40" or more need apply, else get to steppin')
Years ago in Orange County, CA there was a cool name: The Body Shop
The club would offer pizza delivery with a hot stripper bringing the pizza to your door. There would be an actual driver to get the girls and pizzas to their destinations on time.
I like the idea of Mom's.........
Good point, but when I first saw that name it was about 40 years ago.
^^^ anyone else think thos sounds like a gay stip club?
Cashman’s House of Whores?