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Bruce Lee

Most amazing feat of coordination and athleticism. You agree? https://youtu.be/qHe6vhexm6g

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What are you doing for entertainment in this era of "social distancing?"

No sports to watch on TV. Major entertainment events cancelled. I hope that the strip clubs don't shut down but I'm not confident that they'll stay open. What are you doing for entertainment? Streaming movies and…

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Zombie strippers

A coronavirus pandemic. A plague of locusts in East Africa. If any zombie strippers show up at the club, I'm outa here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

What Corona Virus?

I actually came in to see whats happening due to the Corona virus and NOT A DAMN THING! Cover $7 I think? Got handed an ULTRA by a friend and some Cuban comes up to…

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OT: My new pad to ride-out Covid-19

https://youtu.be/OI2ZDIP0ZWo

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OT: Wow nice dunk

https://youtu.be/vWZnbPA78M0 In slow-motion: https://youtu.be/YWYWFyzZwEk

Tijuana

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110163/Mexico-wants-close-border-Ameri

<a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110163/Mexico-wants-close-border-Americans-stop-spread-coronavirus.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus">LINK</a> Maybe the point of the wall was to keep us in. Maybe Mexico should have paid for the wall.

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How NYC strip clubs are handling the coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

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Anyone still clubbing with the corona ?

Just asking

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CORVID-19 Its For Ur Own Good

https://tuscl.net/photos/5e6c148610707

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CORVID-19 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

https://tuscl.net/photos/5e6c132b238ec

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CORVID-19 Effective Measures to FLATTEN THE CURVE

https://twistedsifter.com/2020/03/flatten-the-curve/

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CORVID_19 -A Straightforward Explanation on Exponential Growth and Epidemics

https://youtu.be/Kas0tIxDvrg

Politics

Prepare for another attack on privacy in the U.S.

The EARN-IT Act Prepare for another attack on encryption in the U.S. The EARN-IT Act purports to be about protecting children from predation, but it's really about forcing the tech companies to break their encryption schemes [...] [ EARN-IT ] would finally give…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Early Afternoon at Oz

I visited Oz from about 1 to 2:30 in the afternoon on Tuesday March 10, 2020. I was on my way on the short trip from Sarasota to Dunedin and needed to kill some…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Is this where PHX strippers go to die? (daytime review - not sure about night)

I wanted to give this a shot now that the HILITER is awful (in comparison to days of old). The HL sucks. Place is wedged between a mcdonalds and a well fargo -…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great place, lap dances sure but you can have some fun here if you have game...

ample parking $3 cover during the day a bottle of beer was $5.50 or 6 bucks dances are $20 Or you bastards could read the details of a club and quit making us post PRICES in every review (which…

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Amyvalentine (Chaturbate model) possible dancer/escort in the Buffalo, NY area.

Online performer "Amyvalentine" (aka Amycakes and Amysoxx) has been a camgirl originating from the Buffalo, NY area (she says) for at least 7-8 years. She only broadcasts from 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. on Wednesday & Friday mornings. And, she's…

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Smart ass

Is it better to be a smart ass or a dumb ass?

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Has the Corona virus effected the clubs in Detroit?

I was planning a trip to the Detroit area for some fun early next week but depending on how things are I may have to cancel my trip

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Why not to have strange women in your bed.

I once met a girl who after one beer st night would wet the bed. How would you explain that if you had her over when your wife was gone. I also read this https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ask-the-expert/a4117/after-drinking-i-urinate-around-the-house/ Makes you…

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Novel Cornoa Virus? Bullshit

In the 1981 book, The eyes of Darkness, written by Dean Koontz, there appears this: "It was around then that a Chinese scientist named Lee Chen, defected to the United States, carrying a diskette of China's most importan…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Lord save us from the fuglys, again!

After a huge disappointment at Bugsy's and since the Brass Pole is only a couple miles away my client and I decided to roll the dice and give it a look. Compared to the long…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Thumbs Up To Wall

This club is a good 30 minute drive from downtown Montreal where I was staying. Montreal has a compact downtown area, so once I got across the river and was headed east to Marieville it…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Lord save us from the fuglys!

I was in Elyria visiting a client and the subject of strippers came up and he suggested we have a drink and check out the girls at Bugsy's so I figured why not, let's go.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Salty but still Sweet!

My review of this club will cover a few visits (both dayshift and nightshift) during my time in town. The club has a similar vibe to HL but just at a much smaller scale.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

ID Scanned!!

While waiting for a meeting to start at 6PM, I arrive in town early, so why not stop at KOD. However a big change since my last visit. Now they run your id through…

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What would we do if strip clubs temporarily close?

All around us, events are being cancelled and entertainment venues are shutting down. They are even shuttering Disney World this weekend. So what will we do if this string of closures spreads to strip clubs? Seems to…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Definitely worth a visit, pretty lit on Friday nights!

Johnny As is a Friday night tradition amongst my friends in Jersey. It's in Paterson but it's not too shady of an area. There is no charge to get in. They typically dont check ID.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I think I lost the Ice Box challenge

East coaster in town for a week. I read the reviews so I kind of knew what I was in for due to San Diego rules. But for everyone who doesn’t know there’s some alcohol…

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What's the SHORTEST TIME you spent in a strip club?

Playing off of Estafador's topic on your longest time in a strip club, what's the shortest time you've been in a club? For me there have been several times when I walked into a small club I was very familiar…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Stopped by to see what was new with the club since Deja Vu took it over from Tuxedos. The Good I was hoping for an upgrade to the place and overall entertainment for the area. Tuxedos…

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OT: No Audience

I'm watching the Stephen Colbert show which doesn't have an audience bc of the CoronaVirus and man what a difference in vibe (it's kinda dull).

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Maybe it was me, but sad trip

I went to the hugger on Thursday afternoon around 4pm. When I arrived inside, the first thing I noticed was how dark it was inside. It took a while for my eyes to adjust but…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Parking

New parking policy in effect. At least for day shift. General parking is $5. VIP parking is $10. The VIP spaces are those in the row closest to the entrance. FYI: The valets are not employees of Follies. They work…

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CoronaV is going to haunt some of you soon

Read this: https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e69233ac5b60557280fbfce

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Say Goodbye to March Madness Brackets 2020

NCAA cancels MM and all Spring tournament activities Where's anonymousjim and HIS brackets when you need him?? 😖

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Detroit clubs are dead now

Decided to stop in about 4:30 to see what the Coli was like. Hadn’t been here in about a year but I had low expectations. About. 8 customers and only 3 girls.…

Hilltop Bar & Grill

Woodville, Wisconsin

Is this still a place?

The last review was from 2007, any insight?

Matehuala Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

$ goes a looooonnnggg way

Mata 2 large oval stages with 3 poles each. Hard to count how many girls, best guess, 20. But HELLA dudes, at least 60; from 8-10pm on Wednesday Mini bucket of beer = 175 pesos. Ficha…

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Biggest flake moment

We all know Strippers and PL's can be flaky. What is the biggest flake out you can recall? There are many but this is the one that comes to mind as the best, or worst if you look at it that…

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what's your longest TIME you stayed at a strip club at once?

No, not how much money you spent in a particular time, simply what's the longest time you've ever stayed at a strip club during one visit. 1 hour, several hours, all day, several days (yes that includes going there immediately…

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The stripper got upset because I gave her a fake name. WTF?!

Seriously you strippers and thots alike never cease to amaze me. You give us names like Mercedes, Pinky and Cristal (like the champagne). But yet, I give a bitch a fake name and she loses her metaphorical shit. Was in the…

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Questions for dancers about coronavirus impacts

I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the coronavirus in the clubs? I haven't visited…

Politics

Purely Coincidental, I'm Sure! :D

Trump's European Travel Ban > The U.K., however, is exempt from the ban, and Politico’s Ryan Heath notes that the ban excludes nations “where three Trump-owned golf resorts are located.” [...] “The United Kingdom, which is home to Trump Turnberry…

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Frightened patrons flee Austin strip club after man brings BB rifle

The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle? I lived in Texas…

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The Whisper Secret-Sharing App Exposed Locations

From Schneier on Security based on WAPO article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/03/10/secret-sharing-app-whisper-left-users-locations-fetishes-exposed-web/ Whisper, the secret-sharing app that called itself the "safest place on the Internet," left years of users' most intimate confessions exposed on the Web tied to…

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Why is Skifredo bragging about having a crappy Corona Lite in his fridge?

Sometimes this rick thinks Skifredo actually thinks he can catch coronavirus from “Corna” beer and eating at fine Chinese restaurants (by which he means Panda Express). Sad. And his incessant whining combined with continuous attempts to bring politics into the front…

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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Meh Monday, Better Tuesday

Two different early week evening visits last month, 8 days apart: Both nights had laid back vibe, though the 2nd visit on Tuesday had more dancers, including a few new ones which contributed to better…

Colorado's

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Lots of carne

300 cover with steak and a dance Lluvia approached. Nice and friendly. But I just sat and I’m waiting for my steak. (Steak was damn good actually. I didn’t finish it.) Waiter dropped off beer quickly.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Spring Break Dancers Club # 1

Spring Break Dancers in Fort Lauderdale............. Went to DD on a Tuesday night, got in about 8:00 PM. Spotted a spinner that I thought would work out for me. She was hanging out with another PL,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Spring Break Dancers Club # 2

I was at FC dayshift earlier in the year (January) and I thought the overall prospects during that time seemed rather grim. So I returned a few weeks ago, but had limited play-time. I decided…

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Guys: What Webcam Sites Do You Frequent, If Any?

I'm self isolating for reasons I can't/don't want to publicly discuss, but going to my doctor tomorrow to be certain. I seriously am starting to feel like physical shit right now, going on day 3. I'm not looking for attention,…

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Best Sites to Webcam On?

I don't think it's safe for me to work in clubs right now, plus I'm feeling under the weather and don't want to spread anything. Which webcam sites have worked for you, if you have cammed? Regarding the virus, I…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

1st time in NT-Tulsa

In town visiting friends I stopped in here due to the name recognition from the hometown joint. $5 cover at 8pm, MGD was $5.50. Looking around, the main stage hits you as you…

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What to do in this situation with a "regular"

Just some context: - Texted her Monday so see if she would be in the club this week. She responded that she would be in every single night this week. Okay cool, so I left it at that because that's all…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Gimme Some Mahney

I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Sunday night in Tampa

I travel to Tampa regularly and make a point to stop by Thee Dollhouse. I usually go on Sundays, and find it generally to be a pretty good way to start my week. I stay…

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This sucks I have the Corna................

Lite in the fridge. Oh, the humanity.

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Well that sucks... Trump announces ban on U.S.-Europe travel

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-futures-flat-as-traders-await-trumps-address-on-coronavirus-measures-2020-03-11?mod=mw_latestnews

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How Serious is the Coronavirus?

Great insight from the Joe Rogan Experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts&t=21s PS, this guy is exactly what I think having a convo with SJG at a bar would be like.

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Monday Evening at Bare Assets

I visited Bare Assets Key West on Monday March 2, 2020 from about 8:45 to 9:45 pm. The club is on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval St. It was an easy…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Thursday evening at Red Garter

I visited Red Garter Saloon in Key West on Thursday March 5, 2020 from about 9:15 to 10:45 pm. The club is located on Duval Street about a couple of blocks from the north…

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Boob sanitizer

We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

good thing Jasmine was there

Almost always go on a weekday, but had an open Late Friday night...so I went to Lustys to she what was up.' If Jasmine wasn't there, it would have been a very short visit. The late night…

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Skibum609 Located:

In San Franciso, running a loudspeaker system which threatens low income people standing in front or a hotel, telling them that police have been called. https://missionlocal.org/2020/01/police-have-been-called-loudspeaker-threatens-low-income-people-standing-in-front-of-bartlett-street-property/ SJG

G String

Akron, Ohio

Telephone pole

Haven't left a review for this place in a while, so here I am to share my thoughts and experiences. Parking is in the back, it's gravel and mud, and the farther you get…

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Could recession pricing be coming?

I won't deny that I am a little excited at the thought of recession pricing coming to my local strip clubs. There are a couple of things I've been working for a while that I'd like to get over…

Politics

The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job...

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4217

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Let’s try it again

So I haven’t been back to Gold in about a year and decided to go back after striking out at Roadhouse. At first I was hesitant about going back cause the last time was not…

Politics

Pressure on Bernie

Dem leadership is desperate to get Biden out of the public eye. They can’t hide his gaffes, and mental decline. The 90 minute, one-on-one debate scheduled for Sunday will reveal all. Will Bernie drop out ? If so, what will he…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cute vivacious enhanced low mileage

I have seen this place a hundred times but never stopped in. Decided to get a warm up for tomorrow’s trip to Hong Kong club. $20 to get in - my regular clubs the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First two visits

After reading the reviews here, decided to give this place a go. I’ve only been to clubs a few times in my life, and this was my first time going solo. I’m very much a…

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A Rant & Some Questions: Greenville, SC

Hey y’all! I just moved to Asheville from South Florida and omg the clubs here are different. The club in town requires a 500$ dancers fee paid to the local police. You can’t drink. You’re on the books. Not my…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Warning...lipstick alert!

Stopped late afternoon and noticed the changes the new wires made. For guys, no longer do the ladies circulate inside the bar ring for tips...they do go barstool by barstool for tips.…

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How NYC strip clubs are handling the coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/

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What to do when they run out of face masks.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/cjaysan-twitch-coronavirus-face-masks-underwear/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark The used ones are the best. :)

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Best place I every been to for a quick happy time

Been to this place a couple of times and it's by far my favorite place to go out of the clubs within a reasonable driving distance from me. It's just what I want from a…

Mon Bar

Saint-Apollinaire, Quebec

sinclair's Review

Mon Bar is a rural bar and strip club located at Exit 20 on the Autoroute Jean-Lesage, 6.5 kilometers northeast of Saint-Apollinaire. The club is next to a Petro Canada and a truck wash. The…

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A Customer Walks into a Bar...

And there's a group of women talking loudly. It's happy hour, but they don't sound happy. Not rowdy, but not quiet. Neighborhood bar. The gals keep talking and his ears perk up when the word sex trafficking gets thrown around.…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Bored on Sunday night

My wife and I went here , but we thought we were going to Wisconsin dolls. We went in anyway because we wanted to have a drink and nothing else in the Dells area was…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

So close to being a DFW favorite

I came in on a Thursday night, wanting to try something different than my usual club. I had been to this club before but was not wowed the first time here. I thought I’d give…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much?

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was $10 after doing…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Parking at Penthouse?

Can someone explain where to park if you come here in the daytime? Is the "lot across the street" the lot on the opposite side of Fallsway? Out of Towner, drove by, but couldn't figure out the parking. (There were…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Get sky

I have been here before for the day shift and I wouldn’t recommend it tbh. This place is much better on a weekend night. I’m not gonna day the girls were as good…

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21 to 9: Ratio: Off Topic and Spam Posts to Strip Club and TUSCL Relevant Posts

So I decided to actually mute a few threads today in the Front Room forum that are garbage but keep getting bumped. Then I decided to mute any thread that didn't strike me as on topic (strip clubs, strippers, etc)…

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new photo added to the gallery

go check it out!

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Probably one of the most consistent clubs

Okay I totally forgot to submit this review.. Back in ATL for the weekend and as always I come to Follies and this trip was no different . Got here about 5:30est on Saturday.…

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FRUSTRATION!!!!.... dead batteries

OMG so ultimate source of pissed off right now... horny as fuck and my godda... viberate batteries are dead!!! This is some serious BS!!!!

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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF “REAL PL’S OF TUSCL”

How much did Gawker overspend this time (You won’t believe it!).... Will Nicole1994 and Nicespice ever go shopping again.... Papi_Chulo wrote a review that was less than 30 paragraphs find out why... Cashman has finally started using “standards” after a lifelong vow against…

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More scientific proof that your ATF is lying to you (article)

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbqqd8/we-talked-to-the-scientist-who-just-discovered-the-perfect-penis We Talked to the Scientist Who Just Discovered the Perfect Penis: Dr. Nicole Prause is the head of the research team that used 3D printed phalluses to find women's ideal penis size. We spoke to her about her findings and her…

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How NYC strip clubs are handling the coronavirus outbreak (article)

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak The dancing may be dirty — but New York strip clubs are keeping it clean during the coronavirus outbreak. Local pole palaces are doing just fine amid mounting fears over COVID-19, by making it rain hand sanitizer and monitoring strippers’ possible…

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Dead Cat Bounce / Don't try to Catch a Falling Knife

I worked for Wall Street firms for almost 20 years before I quit and started m own businesses. The industry has a lot of funny phrases when talking about the movement of stocks and the stock market. Dead Cat Bounce…

Politics

I found it interesting!

I noticed something. On the last 21 topics I saw, the same ignored/muted individual is the last to respond on 20 of them in over a week. Sort of feel sad for someone that pitiful!

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

TJ Tourist Assistance Hotline

Police shakedowns and pullovers are quite frequent at night, even for hispanic californians, not just gringos. If you arrive late at night with a luggage and take a taxi to HK, that taxi may get pulled over and you…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good time, for DC clubs

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and it…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

More dancers than usual for Midday on a Thursday

Before the Coronavirus scare, I headed to Deja Vu Lake City. This was my first time back after visiting Kittens and Pandoras and I remembered all the things I appreciated about it. There were more women…

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Jeff Bezos Insane Wealth: The Video

https://youtu.be/_3VFmmqFCoM

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Difference between Coronavirus and Flu

http://www.differencebetween.net/science/health/difference-between-coronavirus-and-flu/

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NINABAMBINA, NINABAMBINA, WHERE O WHERE HAVE YOU BINA?

LATE IS THE HOUR NO WORDS, NO MEANING....NO LIFE.....WITHOUT YOU I LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE WITH GREAT MEMORIES, I LAUGH HAHA HOW I MISS YOU SO MAY YOU FINALLY READ THE 700 PM’S THAT I’VE SENT YOU. OH AND THE PIGEONS IVE SENT YOUR WAY.…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Sunday Night Blues

I dropped by Leopards Sunday last. There were few cars in the parking lot, so I suspected that the place was not very busy. Leopards needed a face lift. It hasn't been spruced up since…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Night time visit

I had not been here in awhile. I previously used to come during the afternoons when the top Brazilian talent was there. Many fun times I have spent with Ruby, Erica, etc. But my…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Not worth the $18 I spent

I had been to this place once before about 20 years ago. It wasn’t worth it then and it’s not worth it now. The place is on the I-45 frontage road just outside the Loop. Good…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

ok visit

got there before 8pm so there was no cover charge that's a plus, the club is small with a bar at either end a few small tables with chars near the stage's. After eight they…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Still sucks

I decided to swing in here on my way through the area. Nothing has improved at this place. 4 girls were working, 3 black and 1 white. 1 song gap between the girls on stage.…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Too smoky for us to enjoy

Out on the town drinking this evening and the wife and I decided to stop in and check out Centerfolds. We were treated well by staff from the time we walked through the door…

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With all dis talk about sugar babies...

I need some solid advice on sugar babies. I got to be honest I get a little jelly when I hear about sugar babies and all da fun to be had. I decided to try this out. I went to…

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Perfect Body

Does my avatar have the perfect body? She does in my opinion.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Angel

It’s been over a month the last time I visited PH due to work and time commitment to drive here. BYOB place. Got a bottle of water for $5. Devon, Ruby Julianna and Angel,, Cayenne,…

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Gunshots miss woman, stepson in strip club shooting

This story leaves me with so many questions. https://www.citizensvoice.com/news/gunshots-miss-woman-stepson-in-strip-club-shooting-1.2605443

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Chuck Norris is 80!

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/chuck-norris-tough-guy-moments

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Past It's Prime

It has been a long time since I've been to this club. You walk in the double doors and pay the cashier at the counter, and can pick up a beer or bottle of water.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Saturday Night with Kalena

I went to Sapphires on a Saturday Night. I ordered the pickup just for nw but they were taking so long. I ended up calling them and they got me an uber to take me…

Bar L'Extase

Lévis, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I made several visits to Bar L'Extase. The strip club is in a blue building that also houses a barber shop and a car painting business. The door for the titty bar is in the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Scouting Trip

After reading about this place and looking for a new spot to semi-frequent since the 19th hole’s revamped attitude, I finally had time to give PH a scouting visit. Bar details: BYOB (I brought 3…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday Night Good Selection but Crowded

I have not been visiting SC as much as before. Finally had a chance to visit and was deciding between Synn and Spearmint. Decide to go with Synn even though I know Thursday…

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THIS FUCKING SAN JOSE GUY...

as some of you might have read i posted a thread regarding belts. and to all of hose that did reply i thank you. except for this dipshit SJG. why a dipshit? because dipshit if you don't have anything relevant to…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Bounce on the VIP sofa

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about.…

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Sinclair of Cyrene

I was at a rural dive strip club on a busy Saturday night. The club employed a Mexican guy to be the doorman whose job it was to check ID's and take the cover charge. About forty-five minutes after…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Time as Usual!!!!

So made my monthly visit to follies. Actually been about 6 weeks!! why so long? I was afraid of the virus - me and millions of others I guess!!! But once…

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STRIP CLUBS FIND A WAY TO HELP OUT ... Free Masks, Sanitizer!!!

Maybe the strippers find the customers more attractive when they wear masks. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/09/strip-clubs-giving-away-free-masks-hand-sanitizer-coronavirus/

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cash....cybersex.... whos in to watch?

whos in?

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OT: Only in Florida

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Sapphire 39

New York, New York

Sapphire / LeRouge on a Tuesday night

I get weekly emails invites from ‘Le Rouge Lounge’ , which is supposed to be an iteration of Lido Room and is currently located at Sapphire. I got there a little after 8 and showed…

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Hi everyone... long time no see!!!

hey everyone been a while miss all my pervs on here. how you all been!

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Miss Brown Gave Me a Boner

For the first time in three months, I made it to SR on a Tuesday night, which features $10 topless laps once you get a $6 wristband outside Lapdance Alley. Tonight was…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons

I was staying at a hotel withing walking distance to this landmark, so decided I would head over grab a few drinks and check out the entertainment. From…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sunny day and the Crikets were out

Literally just returned from a Monday afternoon visit. It was a wonderful Spring like day and I thought what would make today better........Criket, yes that will do it so off I went. You all know…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Thursday schmursday, meh

It was a lonely Thursday evening when I made the decision to hit up the Lei. It's been about a year since I've shown my sour puss up in my old home away from…

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Strippers in to bdsm

With clubs that have vip section, would dancers be interested in dominating their client?

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Meeting strippers OTC

If you vibed with a stripper, would you meet up outside of the club? Have you done it before?

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

There’s no place like home

Ahh, back to my home base. On this early Afternoon, I made a stop at Bogarts before venturing to the SC. Had one vip there before having a couple more here. Reviewed that already... Was early…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Quick In and Out

Stopped in here Friday night around 11pm. Found parking on the street and walked up to the door. Quick pat down by the bouncers and walked in. It was pretty dead for a Friday evening.…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Very disappointed this time.

DREAMS was my last stop of the night @ 7:00pm after visiting 4 clubs in Largo area. The place is still a dive. Road construction on the East side of the building is…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Diamond Dollars

After reading up on TUSCL about how few and how lame the clubs in Dayton are I decided that Diamonds would be the place I try first. It helped that it was an 8 minute…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Dodge this place

I pull in and it's the same setup as always Gravel parking lot Main door you open, second door you are buzzed into by bartender Pay the entrance fee of 10 bucks, receive 2 free drinks The bar on…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice view, in and out of the bathroom.

The men’s bathroom at Penthouse club has an interesting phenomenon I have only seen there. There is an older gentleman that is an attendant in the men’s bathroom, that gives you the soap and towel…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Out of towners visit

Monger visiting Cedar Rapids; Been out of the game back home for a little while, doing the committed relations thing, but that thing was back at home & I was bored with nothing to do…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Expanding My Horizons

I added a couple "New Horizons" visits so I thought I'd put them together in one place. Abridged version of club: Safe edge of industrial area Adequate parking and valet service available during peak times Entery hall turn right…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

What if this is as good as it gets ??

I was able to find parking on the street that was free. It was very well that and I felt very safe being right across the street from DPAC. I…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Thursday Night

Went in on a Thursday around 9pm. Pricing was pretty standard, $7 for a beer, lap dances $80/$110, room $220. There were about 8 girls working, The bartender was a women in late…

It's LeRouge but it's really Saphire

Note here in NYC there is a mild coronavirus concern. The bouncer said activity has been low for past days, but today was unusually normal of people coming in, so they were a little short…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another fun trip to the Hugger!

I always manage to find my way to the Hugger whenever work brings me to the area. I would guess that a repeat out-of-town customer should be a fairly strong endorsement for the…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Good to see an old friend!

As many of you know, this is my go to club in San Diego and when I don't feel like dealing with the traffic and hassle of crossing the border. The layout and logistics have…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Two trips to a club new to me in search of extras

First time here, ever. Everything is brand new, LED lights everywhere, even under the stage and bar. Red walls and black leatherette chairs. The bar is a large oval, the main dance floor has one…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Not Just Here for the Free Popcorn!

To me, BSC remains one of the best clubs in terms of dancer beauty that I have ever been to. Over the years, the talent consistently impresses me and everyone else I bring here.…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Gave it a shot!

I tried this placed as a few girls from what was known as Babes migrated here, which included a couple of my favorites. Went during the day with no cover but $5 to park,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Surprising great time

So 1st time really spending time in Scarlets since reopen. Walk in same sort of entrance big stage in front, bigger bar (seating on both sides now) to right and still have satellite stages.…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Not so fun...

I was up in the area for work one week so I tried This place out on a Wednesday and Thursday evening. The bar is typical for a New Jersey Gogo-rectangular bar with the dance…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Pros and Cons

Pros: Location was great, I ubered there and it only cost $7 with tip. Large lot, plenty of parking (not sure if it was free or not). BYOB - perfect, trying to explore new places on a…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

What the fuck happened to Atlanta???

This was my first time at Club Blaze. I didn’t enjoy myself at all here. I’d give this club two thumbs down. I’d rather had stayed in my hotel and watched porn. So the story…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Monday Night Visit

I have some rules in life I try not to break. Everything in moderation. Don’t go to the grocery store hungry. Don’t go to the gentlemen’s club unless you are hungry. I was tired and…

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Going Alone

Hello Everyone. I just turned 21 a week ago and was brought by my friends to a local SC and it was a blast. I wanted to go back without them for one of the girls but it just seems…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

It only takes one...

I hadn’t stopped by here in a while so I thought I’d see if anything was new. It’s not my favorite place as the girls tend to be so-so and not quite my taste.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Missing the old HL, badly!

Came to Phoenix for Spring Training and had to stop in and see for myself if things had really declined as much as we've been reading about. Unfortunately, the reviews are pretty spot on.…

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Tijuana

play boy bar name change.

looks like ODSEA.

Tijuana

hotel cascades questions

Hi all, Just have a few questions that I didn’t see asked after a few pages. I’ve never been. 1. Can you rent a room for the daytime such as 11am-5pm? I’m doing a quick run. 2. What’s the earliest you…

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Favorite dancer outfits

What is your favorite dancer outfit? Do you gravitate towards a dancer wearing a particular article of clothing? Have you ever purchased an outfit that you would like a stripper to wear?

Satin Topless

Anaheim, California

Fun place to drink and watch a game.

This is the old Flamingo Showgirls. Place is now 21 and over, topless, and serves alchohol. Looks almost the same from the outside but once you get inside its changed alot. Didnt plan…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A few changes since last time

I will start with changes I noticed since the last time I was here a few months ago: 1) There are new bar stools in Outer Space (the upstairs club). They are square shaped and…

Elite Showclub

Seneca, South Carolina

Down to Earth in the Upstate

I have a thing for exploring strip joints out in the middle of nowhere. This place is about the same distance from me as Atlanta in the other direction and has been an occasional "get…

Playground Lounge and Casino

Great Falls, Montana

can be great on the right occasion

First of all, you have to remember where you are. Great Falls doesn't have tons of hotties at the Grocery store, gym, etc. So why would you expect to find a bunch here? It can…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Farewell, Sabrina

I had messaged Sabrina, my go-to dancer at Paper Moon to see if she would be in at 1:00 PM on Thursday, and she confirmed that she would be there. She also said that…

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Maybe I'm not an addict after all

I keep thinking about heading out to a club. Then I visualize all the dancers as corona virus hubs and think better of it. Maybe after a while my desire will overcome my reasonable caution, but for now I'll…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Crazy

So this was my first time to Jens on a Saturday night. I usually go on week day nights. I found a spot at the bar which was hard to find. It…

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massage parlors disappoints.

thursday i stopped by a massage parlor. cover for a half hour was $40. after waiting for five minutes in cane a out of shape late thirties white woman. total disappointment. just asked for my thirty minute massage. all it…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lusty Again

I stopped at Lusty during my lunch hour, the parking lot had only about 4 cars, did not look too busy. I got in, there was no cover charge and sat at the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Visit with my favorite

Was doing a little shopping that took me past Black jack's in the mid-afternoon, so I stopped on the chance my favorite was on duty. The lot had a few cars but was not…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Bliss.....same old thing

About every 6 months I stop by this place hoping that by some reason, it's improved.....unfortunately I generally leave disappointed. This was the case during my last visit. I had errands to run in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always a good time at the Playhouse

Got up here finally after a long hiatus from club-going. This place has ruined me on going to clubs back home since the contact and mileage is much better here. My visit was before the…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Big booty center

Got to strokers about ..3 well 2 but daylight savings time kicked in. This club is in a really really small shopping center and parking is almost non existent. I parking is a pretty unsafe…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

God bless texas.

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's yet.…

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To and From the club: Burnt out of driving, traffic, tolls, weather etc.

I still feel like clubbing from time to time. The day I'm off, I got nothing else to do. But it's fucking cold, raining, it's gonna take an hour and I gotta pay a bridge toll. That's A club, but…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Come Fly With Me

Date/Time: ~1:30 pm on Tuesday (I had come in the night before - Monday around 11 pm as well but did not stay long so I will touch on that visit as well) Outside/Parking: It seems…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Quite afternoon but money well spent.

I finally made it back here after a bit of a hiatus. First off, the place was practically empty. I was one of only 3 customers when I entered, which was about 2:30…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Just When I Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Better.....

Hopefully, you read my previous review of this spot. After striking gold yesterday, my Caribbean sweetheart was on my mind all night. We exchanged pleasantries back and forth via text message into the following day.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

All aboard

I was visiting from out of town and went here based on recommendations from people at the hotel and this site. The first thing I liked was the drink prices, they run a $1 beer…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Might be the 1st time ever

Oasis is rather easy to locate .. literally sits right off the highway and you pass it as you're getting off the exit Got here about 1am. This places shares a parking lot with what…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Much better than I expected for Utah

I went on a Saturday evening ~9:30-12:00 I saw 7 different dancers on the main stage. 2 were smoking hot. 2 were too skinny for my preference. 3 were moderately attractive. Dances on stage are for 2…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Bring more cash with you!

This is my 1st time at this club, I was in the area for work and decided to try this place out. This place is located in an industrial park. Be careful when you’re on…

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NEED INFO ON BELTS

I was looking through the amazon listings for belts. I've been wearing leather belts for years but they see to always wind up getting destroyed from my lapdance exploits like this: -buckle snapping right off on 2-3 different incidents -pin…

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Canadian Clubs

For those that have experience with Canadian clubs, do you recommend converting money to Canadian dollars or just using US dollars? The only time in the past I was in Canada I used US dollars and they were accepted…

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Rick Dugan is a GIGANTIC FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT

Change my mind

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Friend Wants you cuck your otc girl to him.

I have had this happen with friend - we both strip clubbers “why don’t you have Candi come over to my house and we can both do her. Or have her call me for session and we could…

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Friend Wants you cuck your otc girl to him.

I have had this happen with friend - we both strip clubbers “why don’t you have Candi come over to my house and we can both do her. Or have her call me for session and we could…

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Election?

The question is; Which of the 3 candidates left would least bother the strip club industry? 1] The communist planning to control everything that plans to make cash illegal so all transactions can be taxed? 2] The 'Insider' who is so crooked he…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Xenophobia against Asians in TJ?

How's the atmosphere for Asian travelers in TJ right now? I've already been to TJ couple times and every visit, there were waiters, strip girls, or random local stranger calling me Chino(Chinese), even if I'm not Chinese. They pretty much…