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An Evening in Ciudad Juarez

I happen to be in El Paso and able to visit Ciudad Juarez for a few hours (October 2019). Actually, I planned it that way, since I have enjoyed Tijuana so much, I thought I would see what CJ had to offer. Lots of remarks about how dangerous the city is. However, I figured that I am getting old enough that it doesn’t matter as much. Overall, the trip might be considered a waste of time and money. Indeed, you can declare that you won’t ever bother and stop reading now if you want and you will not miss that much. OTOH, it was an interesting experience to do once. YMMV I called Uber from the hotel and it was about…

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Unpopular Opinion: Most Girls look better in normal clothes...

Than stripper wear or even, yes naked. Ass a lot of times ain't there. No rack whatsoever is very common. A lot of people just don't look great naked. I blame my imagination, it's always kicking reality's ass. When I…

First VIP experience

Since clubs are closed I thought I would submit an old experience as an article. My first VIP experience in a club was in ‘91. I had just graduated from law school and went to Myrtle Beach with a couple of friends before we started studying for the bar. One of my friends’ mother was dating the guy who owned one of the mega golf super stores and he let us use his condo. When we got the the condo there was note to call some number to confirm a reservation. He had arranged a VIP night for us. That evening a limousine came to pick us up and had smoking hot brunette with a tight little black dress for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Credit card conundrum

My friend and I were there for an IT convention and decided to go for my first SC experience after the convention was over. We taxi'd over and paid the $50 cover, then seated ourselves.…

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Once the world governments collapse

Prostitution should be rampant

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Tiger King on Netflix

Looking for a good docuseries to pass the time? I recommend Tiger King on Netflix. This might be the best documentary of the year if not the decade. Trailer below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acTdxsoa428

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Ritz is decent on a Saturday night

I hadn’t been to the Ritz in 10 years or so. I had a weekend pass from family responsibilities and decided to check it out and see if a couple dancers I knew from other…

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Cheetah single moms

Who can help out https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-cheetah Can some of you please help out some out of work single mom's?

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0 Days Since Our Last Stripper Incident

As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an incident, our longest streak of the…

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Are jack shacks open? Rubmaps indicates so

There are three amps in my area that always finish with the happy. None of them are answering the phone when I call which is predictable since NJ has closed all massage parlors. My normal massage place is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A Mass Of Blondes.

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening] After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I would…

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And now a global condom shortage!!!!

A global shortage of condoms is looming, the world’s biggest producer has said, after a coronavirus lockdown forced it to shut down production. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/27/global-condom-shortage-coronavirus-shuts-down-production

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Still open

Hope all have been well. Anyone know if they are still operating under limited hours?

Politics

This editorial from JANUARY, 2020 predicted Trump’s coronavirus response

Coronavirus Is Coming—And Trump Isn’t Ready In order to combat the disease, the president will have to trust the kind of government experts he has disdained and dismissed. JANUARY 30, 2020 Ronald Klain Former White House Ebola response coordinator "We all knew the moment would…

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Covid Source: NOT CHINA BUT TUSCL FORNICATORS!

Christian Preacher: God is Using COVID-19 to Warn America Against Fornication Televangelist Jim Bakker is no longer selling Silver Solution, but he’s still promoting harmful nonsense. Yesterday, he brought on End Times preacher Irvin Baxter, [...] to talk about what’s causing…

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Phewee: Was That U, Crazyjoe?

NASA DATA SHOWS SOMETHING LEAKING OUT OF URANUS "When Voyager 2 flew past Uranus in 1986, it seems to have passed through something called a plasmoid — a gigantic blob of plasma, essentially — that escaped Uranus and **likely pulled a…

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No interest in cam shows: What am I missing?

I know a few strippers who are trying to replace their lost income during the COVID shutdown by providing pay for view cam shows (e.g., onlyfans). Given all the high-quality free porn on the web, cam shows have very…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Week of coronavirus closing

Last day before the governor closes all bars and restaurants. The club decided to stay open because they do not serve food or alcohol and to fine any dancer who did not come in. They…

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NASA Data Shows Something Leaking Out of Uranus...

Title almost says it all. Here is the article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/futurism.com/something-leaking-out-uranus/amp

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Cabin Fever

Remember those cartoons where a character is starving and he sees his companion as a roast turkey? I'm going stir crazy with this social isolation, my wife is starting to look like my ATF!

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Survey: 12 percent of at-home workers skip video due to lack of clothes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/03/26/Survey-12-percent-of-at-home-workers-skip-video-due-to-lack-of-clothes/1451585247357/?sl=5

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Before the Corona

---------------------- THURSDAY MARCH 5, 2020 ---------------------- I arrived at 12:40AM, had my ID scanned, was wanded down, and let in free as a local. The area near the front bar as I was walking in was full…

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What are the dancers doing for work now?

Very few of my local club's girls danced full time, There were a few girls working as CNAs or LPNs , so I am sure they are working 40 hrs plus, The ones that worked at vape shops…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My Favorite Club

It's been awhile since I've posted on this site, but I'm back. Just hadn't had the time to spend on this - but things change. During this time of turmoil in the midst of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follie's going down hill

My last visit was in early March, just before all the virus craziness. About 20 years ago, my go to club in the area was called Shooter's Alley in Doraville. At the time, it was…

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Nude woman ignores coronavirus warnings to straddle ‘Charging Bull’

This should get Wall Street back on track. https://nypost.com/2020/03/26/nude-woman-ignores-coronavirus-warnings-to-straddle-charging-bull/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200327&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8725665-711691148

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

sinclair's Review

I went to the Bare Back Saloon on a Saturday night at 21:00. There was a $5 cover charge. The door girl stamps your hand with invisible ink, which allows you to leave and come…

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Strippers Are Delivering Food To Stay Employed And Bring Joy

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stripper-food-delivery-portland_n_5e7a138cc5b6f5b7c54b6278 https://www.facebook.com/LUCKYDEVILLOUNGE

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Toilet Paper Calculator

For all you crazy hoarders out there, you may find the link below helpful. The advanced options include sheets per wipe and number of wipes and household count. https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Empty Saturday

My visit the last day before they closed due to the corona-virus. I got here around 6PM. The parking lot was so empty, I wasn't sure they were open. Luckily, they were.…

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All the Coronavirus Statistics Are Flawed

"What we’re experiencing now is the fog of pandemic. The officials tracking COVID-19 are swimming in statistics: infection rates, case-fatality ratios, economic data. But in these early stages of the fight against the coronavirus, these figures each have their own…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and…

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Isn't it GREAT!

I'm not around near as much as some of you. Sometimes I do a quick flyby, other times I might stop and make a couple posts, other times a week can go by before I come around. But one thing…

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Cashing out stocks and buying Gold

You should as well or say fuck it and keep buying toilet paper

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U.S. is the country with the most cases in the world of the novel coronavirus...

Title says it all.

The Process; A System for the next decade

It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be directed at him for I am merely an acolyte. The number we had 10 years ago was 35% of strippers available outside the club. Well with intensive research, tips, tricks from the top experts in the industry and overall acting like a complete fag we've managed to bump that number up to about 37%. Now it's time. Behold. First the…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Sure felt like Hell

I got into the club around 8pm and paid my $22 cover+drink charge. The layout of the underground club is funky and too hard to describe. There was one dancer (AA) named Cinnamon who was…

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Membership Upgrade

You're seeing this all over: companies whose services support remote work, remote school classes, etc. are offering free accounts, free premium access, etc. until this is over. I am starting this thread as a petition to TUSCL: Since…

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Things to do when you are really bored during this pandemic.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=10+hours+of+paint+drying

FKK Forum

Frankfurt

My 4-night stay in Frankfurt, Germany, has been canceled. Both FKK Sharks and FKK Oase are closed until further notice.

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Should've stayed home

First off with new owners they need to fix the parking lot entrance, it's a hard turn. After I entered I notice they no longer write names down which is great but it's still $10…

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How many of you addicted fucks have switched to cam

Asking for a friend

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

No stunners here

I usually stop by here if Bare Assets is slow or I don’t see anything I like there. It’s a relatively short drive north from there on US19. This night I pulled in and there…

Politics

Are gun stores 'essential'?

With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun stores essential and so they are…

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Best 3 day sexcation in the US - where would you go

Once everything opens up I'm ready to go for a sexcation. Leaving aside all international destinations, where would you go in the US of A for about 3 days to enjoy non-stop cheap high mileage clubs and other sexy attractions…

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Sudden Influx Of New Female Sugar "Mommies" On Seeking Arrangement

I get at least 5 'favorites' a day, and they're all from these fake Mommies. All new accounts that have been made the same day, all of them claiming to want an online and sexless arrangement with a weekly allowance,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Pre Corona Virus Hyusteria

Sunday, March 8, 2020. Feeling the impending hysteria of the corona virus and fearing that if we ever recover, strip clubs will not, I decided to start my day with Club Fantasies and their…

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Favorite Detroit area clubs?

Any clubs have beds in vip?

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RULE #1 Don't feed your escort spaghetti!

Escort eats spaghetti, steals jewelry from home BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, Ohio Theft: North Yorkshire Drive On Feb. 18, police were dispatched to a North Yorkshire Drive home regarding a theft report. An officer arrived at the house to find two people in a…

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Didn't Dennis Hof die?

I thought he did. If he did die who's this guy posting on TUSCL?

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Strike #2

This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I screwing…

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Make yourself at home

I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors.

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Disappointed but not Surprised

I’d like to start out by saying the last review I made was posted in January but took place August 2019, and this trip happened the first week of March. It’s fair to say it’s…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Great decor but too old for my taste

Just walking around the area and decided to check locals places in mexico beside hongkong. I must said this people are rude and older than expected. Maybe it is culture differences but they…

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Only fans ...... what a waste

Had a few bucks left on a prepaid visa..... getting bored with no clubs open. What a waste. I mean, it's nice to see a few girls I recognize from the club. But not nearly worth ANY cash. Not as…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

sinclair's Review

I went to the World Famous Astro Lounge on a Saturday night about 20:00. The "world famous" in the name is deceiving because it is a dive bar that has seen better days. There was…

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How long has it been since you visited a strip club or met a stripper OTC.

12 days for me.

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A mask and gloves

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Compilation of three visits before the plague kills us all

I was in the Fayetteville area for the week previous to the nightclub shutdowns, I knew it was a matter of time so I took advantage while I was near and visited three times in…

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Is It a Photo or WTF?

Take a break from 'rona , frustration over closed SCs, and lockdowns NOT A B&W PHOTO -- charcoal drawings by DYLAN EAKIN - per the artist - lots and lots of patience required - 100 hours per portrait. Ex. 1 Boobs…

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People are going broke over this

This is no laughing matter anymore and not something that fat scared seniors living in gated communities in S. Florida can't just poo poo away. My office is in a tourist area and the property manager on the same…

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Nashville clubs don’t suck. They aren’t lame. They just knew all along

The 6 foot rule was just for our protection. They had the foresight to see this pandemic coming. I thank them for it. I take umbrage to all the name calling at Nashville strip clubs. While your stuck at home…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Bored

Any girls available

What Do You Think of While Canoodling?

Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?” I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response. Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another question. “Do you think about having sex with other women while we’re making love?” “Of course not!” I replied, my voice ringing with all the stern conviction I could muster on such short notice. I’ve become pretty damn good at feigning sincerity when the situation calls for it. Actually, my response was not total bullshit. The truth is, I very rarely…

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How Salvador Dali saw this coming

Here is the great Impressionist painter Salvador Dali's vision of TUSCL PL's during the COVID-19 outbreak: https://learnodo-newtonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/The-Great-Masturbator-1929-Salvador-Dali.webp

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Trump wants to reopen economy by Easter

I hope we stick to this. I believe these viruses will be the norm in the future and we cant hide in our houses for 3 months every 3 years. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-during-fox-news-coronavirus-townhall-signals-desire-to-ease-guidelines-we-have-to-get-back-to-work

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At least you're not this guy...

or are you? http://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/i-have-an-enormous-favor-to-ask-you.jpg

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Good afternoon at the Men’s Club

Not my usual club, but I was in the area and decided to stop by. Club is in an isolated commercial strip but it’s safe and there’s ample parking. Valet is optional. No cover…

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If you are still searching for the one person that will change your life,

look in the mirror. Title couldn’t say it.

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Why are strippers like slinkies?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're…

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How many times have you noticed that...

It is the little quiet moments in the midst of, the sometimes chaotic, life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning? Title couldn’t say it all.

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The Hobby in Quotations

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a 24 hour club that another TUSCLer…

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Strip Club 2.0 : What do you think the future of Strip Club "post corona" ?

How do you think the strip club experience would be once they reopen ? Would we have the luxury of generous 2 way dances ? Would love to hear how you envision the "Future of strip clubs" would look like

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The best feeling in the world is...

realizing that you are perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. Title couldn’t say it all.

Anyone else ruined for SCs after Tijuana?

So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there. So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to Vegas in 2014. We went to Crazy Horse 3, don't remember much other than sucking on a nice pair of tits that belonged to a girl named "Ferrari". Great damn time from what little I can recall. Every year we usually went back to Vegas and went to a different club (Treasures, Sapphires, then Palomino). Every year was a progressively better experience,…

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This is why Bitcoin: An infinite amount of dollars

Just watch this clip for exactly 30 seconds (0:27 to 0:57). https://youtu.be/DUrlNHTxuJM?t=27 Or this clip on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1242090758821351432?s=20 "An infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve"

How to Become a Strip Club's Favorite Customer: An Expert's Guide

Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience. What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with hawaiin board shorts and flip flops Cold: Go Hawaiian t shirt with sweatpants and flip flops. Now that your dressed for success drive to the club. Drive up to the parking lot Valet booth and ask the man “How much?” He’ll tell you a number. Whatever that number is, it’s too much for you so cut him off with “Nope” and…

Hong Kong TJ !! A Mans Paradise (My Experience)

Well this is my first time ever writing on such topics so bare with me and if you have any questions just ask away (sorry if I don’t respond immediately but I’ll try my best to keep myself updated with this). FYI i am not and i do not consider myself an expert on this but i want to share my experiences so it helps another brother out. So I’m a Mexican-American male in his 20’s whose Spanish is fluent so my experiences have been a bit different from my gringo, asian, and other non spanish speaking friends. First time I ever visited this glorious place was back in April 2017. A few friends of mine decided to go check it…

A story about I time I went the Strip Club

I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night. My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had to be colorful, so the food, decorations and the drinks were all flashy colors or given food coloring to make everything almost neon. The tequila I took was given a pink hue and the the Vodka Tim took was given a green hue very bright. After 2 hours of being at this party, Tim looked over at me and asked if…

Tijuana

Monger in TJ during closire

My job told me to go home today for a month :-( and since I've no home, well, I rent a couch in Craiglist Roomshare, it's sux staying home with these strangers all day and weeks. So I decided…

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You don't say

Bit of a dated-article but I was not aware of it: Waitress Caught Stealing Over $8,000 in Tips From Credit Cards at Strip Club A waitress at a strip club in Northwest Miami was caught by her manager stealing thousands of dollars…

Coming Full Circle and The End of a Lifestyle

One of my earliest mongering memories was a visit to a nasty, nasty club. I was seated in stadium seating watching an audience participation sex show on stage. I was mostly in a state of disgusted shock alternating with amusement and disbelief when a working girl came up, sat down next to me and began to rub my dick. She wasn’t really that old or that unattractive but she looked incredibly rough physically and well beyond her years which was accentuated by her threadbare costume. But what really struck me was her shoes. They were the very cheap style made of layers of thin cardboard glued together. Hers had holes in the bottoms and they…

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When is a stripper too old to make money?

I've had girls in strip clubs tell me they think they can strip into their thirties and forties. Is this wishful thinking on their part? The strippers I've known for a long time seem to start to have their club…

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Articles can be published again

You now have the ability to publish articles. Feel free to tell us all sorts of stories in this time of CoronaVirus.

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Burner Number - Advice required please ?

Need some advice on burner number apps. Do any of you use them, if so which app provides the best service, or are they all much the same? Also, is it possible to use the burner number on…

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Pompano clubs open?

Looks like slowly but surely all the pompano clubs are closing due to this covid-19. Any still open?

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Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/portland-strip-club-forced-to-close-so-dancers-now-do-delivery.html Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery. That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the…

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A stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Fresh meat

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Last Hurrah for a While

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

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Ranking the "Joker" performances

As much as I've come to despise Robert De Nero since he started his anti-Trump tirade, I finally broke down and rented the Joker movie. Batman is hands down my favorite super hero character of all time and Joker was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun night as always at DD

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago prior to the virus meltdown. Plenty of girls working and a good variety, including mostly the cubana girls. Always fun here to do the $10 nude lappers…

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Seeking arrangements sucks!

Took my money and banned my account the same day!

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Two happy nights

I visited on Tue.March 10 and enjoyed it so much I went back again on Sat.March 14. My particular taste is for girls with taut, slender, petite bodies, so imagine my joy when the first…

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The Glossary has been updated

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Sex Worker Withdrawl

No Strip clubs, no jack shacks. So far I'm holding up well. But usually after a few weeks of nothing but the wife and porn I get cranky. What are people doing? Any thoughts?

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Title says it all.

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Down a little, but not a dead club yet

Visited PP to see if they had recovered yet from major staff changes in the fall and they haven't quite yet. The night time dancer quality is lower as there are now only one…

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How long you need to wash your hands

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA

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What to do with those stimulus checks.

https://www.realdoll.com/product/build-your-realdoll/

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Brothels in nevada closed

https://www.rgj.com/story/news/local/mason-valley/2020/03/19/deemed-non-essential-brothels-closing-throughout-nevada/2880070001/ We need to keep these girls in our thoughts during this craziness. Word now is 30 days at least for the closure. Thats a long time without a source of income. The states are also not allowing them to file…

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How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.

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Should we still fear Coronavirus ?

Two developments this week: 1. There is now a 45 minute test for Coronavirus using equipment already in place at most hospitals. The supplies needed for this test will start rolling out in about a week. 2. Early research and small sample…

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What am I doing now?

I'm watching a movie from 1984, "The Bounty". Anthony Hopkins, Mel Gibson, Daniel Day-Lewis and Liam Neeson. Oh, did I forget to mention the hundred or so beautiful, busty, topless Tahitian girls who do nine degrees of freedom vibrating dances…

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Economic Talk

The Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs. https://youtu.be/K2IYIJc1f00

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We all are three people:...

Who I think I am... Who each of you think I am... And who I really am...

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Great place

I probably should have wrote this review sooner, but I digress. The DH is located, in a pretty desolate part of Jacksonville. Yet it is close to Sinsations, another all nude establishment. $5/$10 day/night.…

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Online strip club

2001live.com 9-12pm EST. Watch stage and dressing room cams

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Treasure Club just before shutdown

I visited Treasure Club on Friday 13th just to see how busy it was. A few days later (17th) all bars and restaurants closed (except for take out/delivery which for some reason the club doesn’t…

Teaser Pleaser

Bakersfield, California

Decent

OK... If you have experienced strip clubs in states where there is a demand for this type of entertainment then temper your expectations. This place definitely falls below the national average standard when it comes…

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I started my onlyfans account 😘

Heeyy boys ❤ If you're stuck at home with nothing to do, come see me and I'll make your day 😉 You will feel so hot and steamy and will wonder if the rona virus got you If any gals on…

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To Phoenix Dancers

Since the Clubs have been ordered closed, I will prepay for 20 Floor Dances for the first 10 Phoenix Dancers on this site to respond. Send me a PM and I will meet you at a local Grocery Store and…

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Income for workers during shelter in place

I know some girls are already doing it but I think onlyfans would be a great place for dancers to make money during this time and provide content to regulars. The problem is most girls have zero idea how what…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Pre apocalypse visit

(This review is from a visit a few weeks ago, before the apocalypse.) My last couple visits to the Players Club in Baltimore were very subpar, so I decided to try the new club in…

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Strip club now offering bikini car wash.

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/nc-strip-club-starts-bikini-car-wash-after-closing-due-to-covid-19/

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ok to visit , just to see it .

This review is from a visit two weeks ago . I had read several reviews about this club , and since I was in South Florida I had to see it for myself . I…

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A Great COVID-19 Backgrounder - Updated daily

From Ars Technica https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/dont-panic-the-comprehensive-ars-technica-guide-to-the-coronavirus/

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FOLD 'UM: Country music icon Kenny Rogers dead at 81

https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2020/03/21/Country-music-icon-Kenny-Rogers-dead-at-81/4531584791800/?ls=5 CC: Juice

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OTC

Hey guys - quick advice. My current stripper friend - done FS several times in the club - not surprisingly is desperate and offered OTC at her place. But only till club reopens then back to ITC. Been visiting her…

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Updating club details for club closures.

I started to send updates to Founder when there were 5 clubs in my area that had been publicly reported as closed but now realize that doing so would overwhelm Founder and serve no purpose as most clubs are…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Michigan's bar close down

Hope this virus scare does not last much longer, got to party at Teasers with all the Flint hotties, + u Chics got bills too pay, babies to feed,

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Last follies visit 2/26/2020 I miss u guys

Hello guys hope you all are doing ok in these times. I’ve been busy but I’ve been wanting to write about my last trip to follies on 2/26/20 around 3pm. Before then I wrote a…

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A PL's guide to how I am handling the quarantine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJUUwy7LRI

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?...

That is your common sense leaving your body...

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Closing the evening and the trip in Portland at Golden Dragon

Decided to visit Golden Dragon in the same night I visited another local establishment just about a block away. I had read a few descriptions here which is why what I might tell you is…

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Thoughts on life and love

Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia.

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Attempting OTC during the virus

I know a lot of strippers pass out their numbers just to let folks know when they are working. Has anyone tried to approach some girls that normally weren't down for OTC to see if they may be now that…

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Surviving celibacy during COVID-19

What impact has COVID-19 had on your sex life? Less sex? More sex? No impact? etc. Assuming that strip clubs, massage parlors, bars and other public places of social/sexual interaction are closed in your area, what are…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.

It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…