Well, Donald, which is it?

5 comments

• OrangeClown

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  4 years ago

  Trump will destroy Putin. Manhandle him like the Commie bitch that he is. Bitch-slap the borscht out of his mouth.
  He will then confiscate the tapes and put them in a secure place.
• joker44

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  4 years ago

  Without a clear indication of the poster's intent, it's nearly impossible to tell the difference between a sincere expression of extremism, a parody of extremism, or a genuine wacko.
• Mr_O

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  4 years ago

  "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?" Nuff said!
• TommyMoney

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  4 years ago

  "Dear Dr. Barkhuff... as one Dr. to another, I'm sure I needn't remind you that bone spurs are one of the worst medical conditions a patient could possibly have, and anyone that's able to function (let alone be the GREATEST, BESTEST, MOST PERFECT POTUS EVER!) is someone that should be admired and recognized as the absolute HERO that they are. Certainly you're aware of the medical studies that concluded that bone spurs are more painful than rectal, lung and pancreatic cancer combined... yes?
  
  "As a result, with the POTUS under constant assault from his uber, ultra, non-stop pain that would absolutely take down a lesser man -- sometimes, on rare occasions, the pain from the POTUS's bone spurs are so horrific that it can make his actions appear to be cowardly and complicit, simultaneously, when... in fact, that's as far from the alternative facts as the real circumstances could possibly be. In point of actual fact, modern historians have already stated that Donald J. Trump is the least cowardly and least complicit (with America's enemies) of any U.S. President... EVER! Furthermore, every modern historian is on record as saying Trump will be the most perfect president in all of human history (projecting forward).
  
  "So... I'm sure the above facts will answer any and all concerns you may have/had; additionally, please note that in 1993, Donald J. Trump was voted THE BRAVEST, LEAST COMPLICIT contestant in the Anal Ring Toss Game w/Jenna Jameson on The Howard Stern Show. He was proven to be the most BIGLY BRAVEST of all contestants in the game, which also included the badass Hank the Dwarf. The trophy Baba Booey presented to Trump, read: "To the least cowardly person ever to walk the planet!... and holy shit does he play a mean game of Anal Ring Toss."
  
  -- Sincerely, Harold Bornstein
  
  
• CJKent (Banned)

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  4 years ago

  Donal J Trump is a Complicit Coward.
  
  He can and is both at the same time..
  
  To stand by the POTUS, when he is doing things in America against Americans is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American people.