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Anyone else feeling rusty out there?

Muddy
USA
I haven’t clubbed in 2020 yet till this week. I overspent I’m the club, put up some shitty reviews (to which I was called out on, rightfully so) embarrassed my state with my dumbass driving, even caught singing in the car at one point. These skills might be perishable and I’m concerned I forgot how to life. I just may not be the man I used to be.

20 comments

  • Eve
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    4 years ago
    Nothing a little lubrication can't fix.
  • TheElmerFudd
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    4 years ago
    The dancer I took to vip recently was definitely out of practice. She forgot she needed to be paid after we were done. 😁

    (I paid her, in case you are wondering.)
  • Eve
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    4 years ago
    ^ That actually happened to me recently with a pizza delivery guy. Came to my door, opened the box so I can see all was good, handed me the box and just "Have a good day"d before I could hand him the money.

    So once I processed the error, I'm just like "... Sir?" and that's when he walked back looking as embarrassed as ever. I don't know if he was rusty or if he was about to take the visuals of the robe I was wearing as payment instead.
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    Luckily I have been driving to work the whole time unlike some of the train wrecks starting to come back on the road now. I do not want to see what my first round golf is going to be like. On the flip side my home improvement skills have expanded significantly.

    @Eve - There have seemed to be a lot of those answering the door naked videos lately on the web:

    https://www.xvideos.com/video18499443/an…

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…

    Probably just to get free pizza........
  • gobstopper007
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    4 years ago
    Answering the door naked also annoys the hell out of those pesky jehoviah’s witnesses
  • twentyfive
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    4 years ago
    @Muddy always remember
    Ashes to ashes
    Dust to dust
    If it weren’t for women
    Your pickle would rust
  • shadowcat
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    4 years ago
    I sure hope that the thesis "Use it or lose it" is wrong.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    4 years ago
    @Muddy

    Proceed to the nearest gun-range and turn in your man-card - just sayin'
  • Eve
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    4 years ago
    @Ball, first off, I love that you're just the charitable boob and porn dispenser of TUSCL.

    Second, I wasn't (visibly) naked! Just in one of my favorite robes. He didn't seem bothered.

    But seriously @Mud, you've got yourself a situation that needs your utmost attention.
  • gobstopper007
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    4 years ago
    Maybe Founder should change Muddy’s name to “Karen”
  • Muddy
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    4 years ago
    This kind of thread shows when you vent/try to be funny on TUSCL, you will be flamed relentlessly. And I’m ok with that.

    Just give me a couple more visits I’ll get there. This is just my spring training, Bob Uecker saying “just aaaa bit outside”is how I like to think about it rn
  • Warrior15
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    4 years ago
    We are all a little rusty Mud. I went to Mons Venus last week in Tampa. My first SC visit since January. Singe dances here are $25-35 negotiable. But just about every girl will do 5 for 100 if you ask up front. I forgot to ask. 10 dances cost me $250 instead of $200. Not a big difference but I did fee stupid. She was spectacular so I probably would have given her a tip anyway.
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    @ Warror - "I did fee stupid"...... funny whether intentional or not.

    @ Eve - Thank You; I feel if I am going to spend significant amounts of time doing boob and porn research I may as well pass it along to my fellow mongers when appropriate. Yes, I did catch the fact that you had a robe on...... but hey, a guy can fantasize can't he? Is this getting "busted":

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…



  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    Warrior - You probably got better dances because you were paying extra. Seems like you made out well.
    No offense to women, but pretty women in a robe, maybe loosely tied, are hotter than when nude. Nothing more erotic than what the imagination can do with a visual.
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    You got that right ski.

    This is one of my favorite reddits:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenShirt/

  • datinman
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    4 years ago
    Nice reddit. Thanks, Longball. Naked underneath wearing one of my button down shirts is a look that has always done it for me.
  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    very nice link - reminds me of Rhode Island Dolls
  • Papi_Chulo
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    4 years ago
    @Muddy

    Where are you headed after IL?
  • Muddy
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    4 years ago
    KC Rn. Then not quite sure yet.
  • Jascoi
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    4 years ago
    long ball especially that first girl. olga g.
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