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Butt Wait ..

Just two minutes here, enough of this COVID and Afgan discussion, a little diversion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkB8Es6F8s&ab_channel=MerkinMuffly

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Awesome evening at the Outer space club but with very limited options

So I had been to this place a long time ago, definitely more than 2 1/2 years so decided to visit one fine week night around 7pm. For those who are new here, this club…

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New COVID Restrictions - What Have You Seen?

I was on a conference call with someone that lives in NYC yesterday and they said starting this week to dine in a restaurant they have to present a vaccination card. Several national chains in my area are requesting…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Served its purpose

NJ after COVID has been a shit show if you preference is latinas. Gone are the days of Cabaret, Bottoms Up, and economical visits at VIPs. However, I have had good rapport with a few…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I've confirmed, It's true.

I didn't believe at first the other reviews on here about this place. But having experienced it first hand: it's true. I went on a Monday afternoon like 3-ish. Walked in, got patted down and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Night

I made a stop into Bourbon Street this past Saturday night. I arrived around 10:30pm. There was a small line at the door so I had to wait 5-10 minutes to enter, no big…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

A few hotties

Been here only a few times. When you walk in there is a $10 cover. When you walk in a large bar to the left and chairs and table across from the stage adjacent to…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Expensive Saturday night entry, but good experience nonetheless.

Went to Vivide after the shitty visit to Onyx. I read that this club is better for dayshift, I figured it couldn't be worse than Onyx. Arrived at the club just after 12am on a Saturday…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Decent for Central PA

Have been here two times since their post Covid reopening. Things are literally unchanged since before. It is an adult book store that sells an assortment of items out front and has a…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Beautiful club, but shitty air dances.

I went to Onyx with some family at around 10:30pm on a Saturday night. Before this I was at Platinum, which is about 7 blocks away from this club. Truth be told this…

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Condom of Choice

What are the condoms of choice for you guys. For years I only used lifestyle because it was reputable. I once thought about getting flavored condoms for girls who only provided BJ but felt silly ordering them. However, I just…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Things have improved

The club layout has been discussed over and over again and not feeling the need to rehash that. I have some time on my hands and decided it would be a good idea…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

jimmy in the Criket.

Last Saturday afternoon I found myself pulling into the Criket’s parking lot around 2. Was originally just planning on a quick parts run to Home Depot next door. But a little eye candy for a…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Worth the trip

I pulled up in the parking lot around 8pm and went inside. No cover so I sat down and grabbed a $3.75 beer (Bud light). Sat down. The women there were alright. Nobody really…

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Ughh - spinner had terrible B.O.

She looked so good I couldn’t wait to get my hands on her and take her for a spin. But her B.O. was epic - I couldn’t even get it up. Is no deodorant a young hipster thing? She smelled like…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Ricks Mpls nice joint

Went to Rick's last Thursday night. It is easy to find location and they do have street parking available (metered). It is a smaller club had about 15-20 dancers going. Diverse girls…

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Interesting Club Description

From an unpublished review that might get rejected for being too short: "I walked into the bar and it was a cross between a carnival mirror maze and a industrial park."

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Casual lunch diversion

My second Manhattan club visit consisted of a slightly ridiculous "businessman's lunch" at Rick's Cabaret. The club was conveniently located in midtown, just a few blocks from the Empire State Building. I wasn't sure it…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

A bit pricey, but gorgeous women and quality lap dances

I was staying in Manhattan and thought I'd try out one of the "different" clubs, that advertiseis themselves as more of a lap dance party than a strip club. I ended up going to Rosewood…

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said a man in his 20s is dead after an argument at Passions Gentlemen’s Club located in the 9800 block of Beach Blvd Monday morning. Around 1:36 a.m., JSO responded to the gentlemen’s club…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Consistent Day Shift

Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of available parking, no line, no…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Dull Afternoon

This was my 2nd time to this club, but the first time back after Covid. The place was pretty empty. Overall, the club is fine. Generally clean and the layout works well to view the…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Quick visit, but fun.

Was on my way home from vacation in Orlando and thought I’d squeeze in a little extra fun, so I found this place and ducked in on a Thursday afternoon. First of all, this place is…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Nice, cool, relaxing atmosphere

Traveling between NYC and Albany and was looking for a little entertainment, so I decided to stop. The place is about 5-10 minutes off the highway so its quick and easy to get to and…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good club for lap dances and private dances

I have been to this club a number of times, usually on weekday afternoons. The weekday crowd is small and only a few girls are working, but I kind of like the low pressure vibe…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Thinking of Going Back to College? Try Going to Blue Moon first.

This is about two blocks off of I87. Small single-story blue building with plenty of parking. This is an All Nude Club - no alcohol. When you open the first door, somebody greets you opening the second…

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FLASHDANCE: DEMI MOORE OR JENNIFER BEALS?

the makers of the movie flashdance were having a hard time on who to pick for the lead role. so they found a bunch of union guys and brought them over to a movie theater. after watching whatever it was…

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Sandra Bullock vs Julia Roberts

Both have a girl next door look with an approachable demeanor. Which one pf them do you think is hotter? If you had to choose to get a lapdance from one of them, who would you choose?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

First-Time Vist

Visited Scarlett's on a Sunday night while in town a few days for work. I knew it would be slow, but man was it slow. No alcohol for full nude was a solid trade off…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Good Club, But Nothing Special Unfortunately

KC – Whispers Overall had a good time, but nothing really stood out. Seems like a better option than other clubs in KC based on google and TUSCL reviews though. I would likely try on a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Nice for a VA club, but not cheap

Basics up front: showed up on a Sunday evening, parked in the lot outside with no problems, and the bouncer did a quick wanding and ID check. I apparently arrived early enough that I didn't…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Weekend Stop at Savannahs

I went there on a Saturday night. Upon entrance, the girl at the front desk asked if I had a phone and said they are not allowed in the club (they will check them…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Couldn't Find a Single Girl to Spend $5 on

I went to Tiffany's about a month ago, around 10pm. Cover was $10 and the staff were nice enough. I sat down fulling expecting that someone would approach me about a drink minimum (which there…

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G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Pleasantly surprised, great vibe

I was pleasantly surprised how busy they were on Friday afternoon. The parking lot was so full I had to park on the street. The vibe in the club was much better then I have…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Didn't know what to expect bit was great.

First off getting to it and from it if coming in on IH 610 is awful. Yes it is downtown and yes it was a Saturday but was still a nightmare even for Houston. Was…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Decent spot, not the perfect match for

This was my first experience at a “jack shack”, I parked on the side street in the neighborhood(decent enough residential area during the day). I walked in and was greeted by a thin blonde. She…

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She Quit Being an ICU Nurse to Make Six Figures on OnlyFans

https://www.thedailybeast.com/she-quit-being-an-icu-nurse-to-make-six-figures-on-onlyfans Could you imagine having a nurse like that? God damn

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Cognitive Dissonance?

We criticize stripper life choices, but we risk dying in 2AMers in order to fondle shapely bums.

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Wait your time for the right girl

Stopped by this club after a few reviews. Decided to check it out while in the area. When I walked in there was a handful of girls sitting at some tables off to the stage…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Good time, super busy after 1 PM

I arrived around 11 pm on a Friday night. There was a $10 cover. When you enter the bar runs the length of the room and has a short "L" shape. I'd…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Pornstar experience

This club has some of the hottest girls in okc. That being said, mileage isn’t extremely high. Private dances are semi private in booths for 25 but occasionally will have deals throughout the night. Touching…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Coyote Cabaret rehab a bust

Coyote was never known as a show club, but the staff is always friendly and the dancers have always shown you a good time. Stick shifting and an absence of "no fly zones" for the…

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OT: Best sports moment / event you've seen in-person

This week has been cool for baseball. First there was the Field of Dreams game which would have been cool on its own, but the game was epic on its own. Last night the Diamondbacks starter threw a no-hitter in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good place to watch the show on stage. Less milage for lap dances.

Went to this place on a Saturday night. Larry Flynts is a high class place that draws out of town girls who are pro strippers but also has some good local girls mixed in there.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Lighter Sunday Afternoon.

Walked into Hi Liter approximately 4pm last Sunday. While the parking lot was pretty full when I arrived but the crowd inside wasn’t out of control. Plenty of open tables to choose from…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick visit

Arrived, at 7:30, Valet was already set up and a $5 fee when you leave. Door guy did a quick wand down and in I went, $10 cover to the cute money girl, not miss…

Politics

Afghanistan

Just five weeks ago, President Biden assured Americans: “[T]he likelihood there’s going to be the Taliban overrunning everything and owning the whole country is highly unlikely.” In the last 72 hours, the Taliban has taken over the entire country. The Afghan…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Good if you are a regular, probably

Let me start off with this. I am not a regular... I don't know what it was that made me drive so far to go to this club, especially given the less than stellar reviews…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

A good local option if you don’t mind the dive bar feel

Ruby’s is sort of back to pre pandemic set-up, worth checking out before they lock us up all over again! Went there early afternoon weekday. Parked at the dedicated parking lot across from the club. Always…

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Future Got Two Strippers Pregnant During Threesome

"MTO alleges that two of the women are dancers in Los Angeles, and the other is a real estate agent in Atlanta. Two of the women supposedly got pregnant by Future, after having a threesome with him." https://blacksportsonline.com/2021/08/future-got-two-strippers-pregnant-during-threesome-and-a-white-real-estate-lady-at-the-same-damn-time/

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Better than nothing, but nothing is better

First visit to Fantasies since November. I remember they were closed not long after I went there last. Lest anyone forget, despite the widespread vaxxing in this part of the world,…

The School House Bikini Bar

Neoga, Illinois

Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles

Got there at about 9:30, parked in the gravel parking lot. The club is in the basement of the old school. Got a quick pat down. No license scan. The club…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

Club's name is apt.

I guess "men's club" means no girls allowed? Arrived close to 9 p.m. They open at 8. Exterior isn't much, gravel parking lot, old building outside of small town. Interior is better. Modernish dark motif. Gross men's room…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Just local spot, not worth driving all the way.

I first drove to 5th ave spot in Paterson around 5pm, but I guess it was not open by looking from outside. Decided to come to this spot as it was close by. When I…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

First time back

The club was cool bouncer told me charge was 20 even though online it states 15 didn't haggle or mention it walked in there were two thicker girls on stage about 5s and one skinny…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

So, So Day For Me

Circumstances over the past 18 months kept me away from clubs for a solid year, but now that things are getting back to normal, I've been trying to make my rounds, and see how things…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

0-3 in the affernoon

I really prefer to give fun and worthwhile reviews if I can, unfortunately that's not the case this time. That's not entirely the clubs fault, some of that's on me because I have a tendency…

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Dancer utility bills.

Recently a dancers that I know well and lives fairly close to me, showed me her electric bill on her cell phone. I was for $271 for her 2 bedroom apartment. I would guess 1000-1200 sq ft. On the other…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Diamond Closed?

Saw a post on another site that Diamond is now closed. Anyone with any info?

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Club Ad of the Day ?

Hell No! https://youtu.be/Bqavq5pUC04 Warning: Satire 😜

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Killing Time Before A Flight

The place is in the usual neighborhood near the airport, on the edge of an insustrial park, big barn of a kind of rundown building. $8 cover from a bespectacled teenager reading a book. Bar in…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Enjoyable if non-eventful trip to BT's

I arrived at BT's at 3:45 PM on Friday. I generally use the valet service, but this time I decided to try parking in the art supplies parking lot nearby. The valet guy didn't even…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

No more $20 songs rooms only

Came at 10:50 p.m. Less intensive Security check then before covid. Cover was $5. A wine is $11. There are no floor dances allowed. The only price point is $100 in a room. 10 or…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Saturday After noon At G Spot

I did stop by this place around 3 PM on Saturday, there are no cover fees during the day , when you enter this bar there are pool tables in the front and the bar…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Needs dancers ASAP

This is a place I normally hit up first when driving up to Akron. But man oh man they are struggling to get girls working there it seems. Have had several times where…

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2ft 10 inch world's smallest stripper hoe

https://youtu.be/Qdk6xLbpHGE

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Den of Black Goddesses

I walked into this club with the lowest of lowest expectations but Was pleasantly surprised. I visited on a Saturday cover was 5 or 10 dollars from what I remember. the view was pretty good…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another Round of Reusing Names

------------------------- Thursday, August 12, 2021 ------------------------- Arrived at the club at 9:35PM. A large part of the parking lot was blocked off by traffic cones but it didn't matter because there really wasn't many cars in the…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday night Playground: fewer girls, but a quality experience.

After a few bad experiences I had with the hustling atmosphere of some of the girls at the clubs near me on the south end of town, I decided to head up to Playground last…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Diamonds Cabaret -- the diamond in the not-so rough suburb

Getting the boring stuff out of the way -- in town in Dayton on a work trip and came in on a Thursday evening. Diamonds is in a nice suburban area, well-lit, and feels very…

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Trump rap

https://youtu.be/7uDedltVbDE They should play this in clubs its actually not bad.

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Does Harmoni still work here?

Young, thin/fit, great body, very attractive black girl with braids. Does anyone know? Thanks

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DFW Airport Area top 2 Clubs for Extras?

Traveling last minute to DFW. Do not have the time to read 5+ reviews for the 16 (ish) clubs NE of the airport to find which one to visit. Looking for someone who is familiar, and not berate me, tell…

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BOYFRIEND DID A BAD THING

shouldn't do thhis if the other significant other is standing right next to you: https://twitter.com/i/status/1423386546921635842

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Fight Mexico Promoters Bullshit Since 2010

I was inspired by Desertscrub's indefatigable mission to fight the bullshit broadcast regarding the earthly pleasures enjoyed at the HK club. This discussion will allow Desertscrub free rein to enlighten all red-blooded manly men abouto where they can enjoy the…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

RAB is on its way out.....

Going downhill.... fast!! The description has been given numerous times. I got here around 5p. Sat at bar and got a beer for about $5. Change was given in all singles. By the time I took…

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Ankle Monitor

At the club last night I walked to the stage to tip a dancer and saw she was wearing an ankle monitor. I did not ask her for VIP. Would an ankle monitor increase or decrease your interest in…

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Acronyms

Why are we saying Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra? Why are we using dudes names as slang for extras? We need better ideas on tuscl. What about Billy Jean or Financial Statements? Please post your ideas 💡

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Does color matter?

I am genuinely curious because I'm sure, at least on a subconscious level, it does. And I am talking about actual colors of dancer attire, not some political bs. From my experiences, my clientele tends to like red. You also can't go…

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Free Legal Advice - Serious Question

I have a serious question, so I thought I’d start a thread rather than get lost in the original thread. Horacio Sanz - described as a ex-SNL star - (I think calling him a “star” is a bit over…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas or Hong Kong in 2021?

When I first started visiting Tijuana, I always went to Adelitas - but in recent years, I'd found myself going to Hong Kong more and more, as HK has expanded and become a much more…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nice interior; at least one hot, enjoyable dancer

Downtown Cabaret was the third of the clubs I tried during my visit to Minneapolis. As its name implies, it's downtown, and easy to get to on foot if you're staying in the area. They…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Sexy Cubans and $10 high contact dances

Before I start this review let me preface by saying ATLANTA TRAFFIC SUCKS! Took me 30 minutes to get there, most of that was sitting in traffic on the 75/85. Then leaving was…

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Ricky And I Love Pussy Now!

We were celebrating his getting out of the house to party with me on Friday the 13th and we both got cats stuck up our asses!!! How else were we supposed to get the gerbils out 😉

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Kali

I heard that Kali will be back in the club tomorrow night (Saturday 8/14/21). She'll have to take it a little easy, her back is still on the mend. Rose has come back, but I don't know if…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice clean place to relax and drink

I just got into Vegas on a Sunday and I wanted to go out. There is no parking in the area expect for the free valet but you are still expected to tip. I walked…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great time with an old friend

I visited Pandoras for only the second time post pandemic. It was midweek about a month ago. There were 5 customers and about 10 girls dancing. Each one took a short one song dance…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Un-Orthodox

Came to DD on a Friday evening while i was driving to the shore. Pulled up about 5 pm and there was plenty of parking in the back out of the view from Lakewood Road. Walked…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

First visit in nearly 2 years

I was passing through and decided to stop at Beach Girls to see how things have changed. It had been over a year since I hd visited, and first time since covid. Very…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Consistent club, easy going and friendly

After a disappointing visit at my usual spot, I decided I needed a sure thing so I headed to Atlantis. Since I was there early, there was no cover (as is usual for the dayshift).…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Sign Down

I went past the other night and saw the sign wasn't lit up. It actually turned out that the whole plastic sign was gone. Without it, the building looked very dark although there were a few cars visible. Something going…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Prices Are Up!

This is going to be a quick update and review on two recent visits to Ricks. The first one was about a month ago on a Saturday night. The second one was a…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Monday Night Fun

I got there at around 11pm and they had about 30 girls working. Only a few were my type, thin blondes. I was approached by Paradise, a very hot blonde with a fit, natural body.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jen's reopening but slowly

Parking Paved parking and decently lit. Parking wraps around three sides of the building, all but the north side. Bar layout, the matches the parking. Wrapped on three sides, all but the north end. I didn't use the…

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[OT] What are you watching?

Departing from my occasional "What are you reading?" threads, what movies or TV shows have you been watching that you've enjoyed and why? I just finished re-watching "The Sopranos" to refresh my memory for the upcoming prequel series starring James Gandolfini's…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Cancelled Flight = Fun, fun, fun.

I was flying through Detroit Metro and my connecting flight was scheduled to leave at 9:30 pm. It kept getting delayed and finally at 11:30 pm it was cancelled and I was booked on…

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Is today Friday the 13th?

Yes. Considering all the astrology bullshit strippers believe in, I wonder if they'll act differently today.

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Frustrating visit with limited options

It has been almost two months since my last visit. I was disappointed my last couple of visit as to the selection and service available so I was spending more time at Red Raven. I…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Irritating to get through the door, but a good time after that

The Spearmint Rhino is in downtown Minneapolis, maybe a quarter mile down the street from Dream Girls, and close to other clubs. It's street wasn't as torn up as some of the others downtown, but…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fine, but uninspiring

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis, and relatively easy to get to on foot if you're staying downtown. The roads are all chewed up by construction, so driving will be harder, and the train stop…

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What you thank of dis Lapperz?

https://youtube.com/shorts/-_1TQKtji8M?feature=share I got to say dis is better dan da LDK lapperz videos we usually get!

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Delilah's Den of Dissatisfaction

I showed up on a Wednesday night around midnight. The cover was 20 dollars. I notified the bouncer that this was a little steep for a weeknight, he offered a drink and I chose water. Nobody…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Good time but pricy

My first visit to NYC and this club was the closest to where I was staying. I got to the club about 10:45 pm on a Thursday. A very old looking door man…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thursday night strikeout

Pre-pandemic, I was a frequent visitor of this fine establishment. This was my first visit to a "gentleman's club" in a year and a half. I decided to visit The Playhouse Lounge on Thursday Aug…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Entertaining stage dances but expensive VIP dances

I have been holding off on my review of the Pink Poodle. It was partially opened the first time I went, so I wanted to see the club fully opened before reviewing. The best part…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Disappointing return visit

The interior of the place hasn't changed. Three medium-sized stages and one small stage in the main room (and one stage used for the male dancers, but they weren't there when I was there).…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Waste of 15 minutes

As a local I was surprised how crowded this place was getting since they re opened from the shutdown but lately I have noticed the parking lot has been fairly empty lately. I decided…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Disappointing afternoon

I'm from out of town, and I only had a couple hours in the area, so I thought I'd see what the Gold Room had to offer. It was early afternoon (1 pm), so I…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Big lineup at Go Go

This was my 3rd time at Go Go Rama each time my goal was to to spend some time with Ashley. Of course, I got there and she was nowhere to be found. I…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

What happened to this place?

I gave few positive review prior to pandemic about this place. That’s it. Looks like this place is going downside. Let’s get to the review. This club is 10 mins from 695 and security blvd.…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Grand Reopening

This was probably my favorite club 2-3 years ago. At one point the combination of the high quality girls, level of contact, and pricing made it worth a long trip every couple of months.…

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THAT Girl

Ok, I'm not normally the type of guy to become infatuated with a stripper, but for the first time in a long time a dancer is giving me that twinge. She's the full package, gorgeous with an exotic flair,…

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$3,500 to watch a 3 hour baseball game

Ever see that movie Fields of Dreams? Well right now on FOX they have a special bball game between the White Sox and Yankees just steps from the old 1989 movie set in Iowa. They've been hyping this up for…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Thunderstorm = Lights out

My first club visit in ATL. Within 5 minutes of paying the $10 parking and the $10 cover and a six dollar jack and coke in a tiny ass plastic cup, a thunderstorm hits and the lights went out.…

Politics

Vaccinated man dies from Covid, doctors say "would have been worse" if he was un

You can't make this stuff up. https://www.banned.video/watch?id=6115b10ac40e8c4bfbda08df

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Vu is back!

Rolled in at about 8 on a Friday evening. It’s been a couple years but did not notice any covid restrictions. 10 dollar cover and 13 for the mandatory beverage also seemed consistent with past…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Been a while but this is likely my last visit.

I had been to this club before, years ago. Used to be ok. I was hoping for cheap lap dances with a beautiful dancer or two. Over the last few years I mostly been…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Met Milla at the Nj Mecca

So after reading review after review of this place (by the way, there are 2,701 reviews recorded as I write this!), I decided I had to make the trip. It is not very close to…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Lunch beer and dance

So, visited between appointments. Keep that in mind. It was intended as only a short stay. Building is a can’t miss Green in a very industrial section of the city. Plenty of parking. Clear expectations of…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Bikini bar but great lap dances

One of three gentlemen’s clubs worth going to in Jacksonville. Disappointing in terms of it being a bikini bar but the topless lap dances were great although expensive at $30 a song. Drink prices were…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hump Day

Everything is just like it was the day before. However, the Wednesday noonish talent is primo. Lola: gorgeous and very friendly and generous. I think she might have the best VIP deal going. Also…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Pricey but Solid

Had a decent first visit at the Banana last Thursday night. Cover was $10. I walked in and took a look around the large room. The stage is dead center with lots of seating around.…

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2:00 AMer on The Block in Baltimore

Baltimore Police shot and wounded a man on The Block overnight Thursday while helping to close the strip clubs for the night, saying the man pulled a gun during a fight with some women and pointed it at the officer.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Socially distanced air dance

This was my first visit back to a club after the lockdowns, so didn’t know what to expect. When I went they had lifted all COVID restrictions and were no longer requiring masks or distancing. When…

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Hostess club in LA

Does anyone know what happened to the Hostess Clubl in LA. ? Look they still closed post pandemic or out of business.

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Weekday afternoon R&R

Found myself with an unexpectedly free afternoon, and had driven by this place hundreds of times, so figured I'd pop in and see how it was. As I'm sure others have described, there's three stages…

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It is not great wealth in a few individuals that proves a country is prosperous,

Title couldn’t say it all. “It is not great wealth in a few individuals that proves a country is prosperous, but great general wealth evenly distributed among the people . . . It is the struggling masses who are the foundation…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Afternoon Rollout

Rolled into TDs during the afternoon after a long week. Club is at the edge of I25, with plenty of parking. Walked in, no cover for the day and was wanded by the door guy…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Big boobies and big butt lovers will love BT

This was my first visit to Booby since the beginning of the pandemic. The cover charge was $10 but I got in free with my retired military ID. There over a dozen dancers and all…

Naked City

Killeen, Texas

waste of time

I was passing through around 10pm on a Friday in June. I wanted to have some fun and thought a full nude BYOB joint would suit my needs. Gravel parking lot off the side of…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Rachel's South on a Friday Afternoon

I went to Rachel's Steakhouse (aka Rachel's South) on a Friday afternoon around 2:30 and left about 6:30.  No cover for the daytime.  I won't go over the layout, as that's been covered recently, particularly…

Amour Cabaret

New York, New York

Champagne-100

I would love to come in and dance on the pole that's my dream and I really want to do it full time .

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Any sign / news of Erica?

I'm about to hit the circuits again as business travel picks up. Looking forward to getting back to visit my old NJ/Philly stomping grounds in Sep/Oct and glad to hear that ATFs Devon and Tatianna are back. An…

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OMG folks! You’ll never guess what I discovered about Rickyboi’s meemaw!

Demented perverts in Tijuana wrote picture books about her! https://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Tijuana-bible-based-on-the-comic-Dixie-Dugan.html I have it on good authority that there are more of these “Dixie Dugan” books from days of yore. She was into some freaky freaky shit! I can’t believe I was the…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Good eye candy and nice facility but a bit of a clip joint

Word of advice. If your drink of choice includes hard alcohol, have a couple before you go. This place is pricey. $20 to get in on a Wednesday night and $9 for…

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OnlyFans stripper says naked videos are what ‘God wants her to do’

You can't argue with God. https://nypost.com/2021/08/11/onlyfans-model-says-stripping-is-what-god-wants-her-to-do/

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Alcohol and American girls in Tampa

I visit clubs in evening only so this review might not be useful for day visitors. Also I have zero interest in extras in strip clubs so I don't inquire about them. In Tampa (Hillsborough county),…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I can’t go arriba…¿?!?!¿?

Last minute work trip to LA, so was able to squeeze in a trip to TJ. Monday night - Wednesday afternoon. Usual way to HK from border. No new news there. Upon arrival got my…

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Don't have a strip club in your basement?

Here are some decorating ideas to build your own. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/entertainment/2021/08/11/big-sean-shows-off-basement-strip-club-gift-slash-cribs/8098883002/

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There's no two ways about it, there's poop on these stripper finger nails

Look I feel like I have good hand eye coordination. Grew up playing sports, all that shit. I am also not burdened by 11 inch Cardi B style Velociraptor claw fake nails that you see in these strip clubs now…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Thursday 9pm

Came on a Thursday evening around 9pm. Decent number of cars in the parking lot and what appeared to be a couple of employees hanging out outside. Not sure if any of them were security…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Long Night Exploring

This review is for this most recent Saturday. I decided it was time to get back into the thick of it. I had ventured out during COVID whilst cautious, but now that I'm vaxxed and…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Ummm honest..undecided if I will be back

So it is open airy kinda bright club. Was in on a Saturday night at 10:00 not packed but definitely busy. Walk in the and bar is to you left. Button…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Slow Thursday Night Visit

I was in the neighborhood during a visit from out-of-state and needed to kill some time so decided to drop by. It was about 9pm and the place was dead. When I arrived,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday Surprise

For the first time, I used the club main phone line to get the dancer schedule. Worked perfectly. You text message the club phone number. Text "schedule"... and they respond…

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SJG's frenzy-posting to nicespice's threads

Does he do it to keep her boobs at the top of the Discussion Board page? Goals, he could have worse ones. I make the Kierkegaardian leap of faith those are really her boobs.

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OT: This Is What It’s Like Viewing a Thread Started By SJG or 2ICEE!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnYAsfqHNI Title says it all! I laugh out loud at Terrel Green’s videos, and it is analogous to these guys posting history.

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Most interesting places you masturbated as an adult

Court house 😭😭😭

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Please, Stop Putting Apple Cider Vinegar On Your Penis

Story and diagrams: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/dont-put-apple-cider-vinegar-on-penis-erectile-dysfunction_uk_61129a93e4b0014285584dfb?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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East St.Louis, I'm Cumming for you!

Hello all, first time poster here. I've been saving up some cash for the last month because I wanted to save up for Atlantis Chicago. I decided to do some research and ended up on this site. While Atlantis is…

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OT: Race to the bottom

Oregon Suspends High School Graduation Standards To Make ‘Equitable’ Rules For ‘Students Of Color’ Oregon Governor Kate Brown (D) signed a bill last month suspending proficiency requirements for high school graduates for the next five years. Brown quietly signed into a law…

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Strip Clubbing with Strippers - Yes or No?

Do you take strippers with you to strip clubs? Sand to the beach or more the merrier? What say you, TUSCL?

Tijuana

Deepthroat?

Hey All - I'm working on planning my first trip down to TJs and likely will spend my first time at HK Club. I don't want sex with any of the girls, I just want to find a hottie…

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The Art of San Jose Guy

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=70377 1. If you don't think these two morons are both sitting in a California public library somewhere messaging each other back and forth then you have another thing coming. 2. Gotta love San Jose Guy bumping his own 5…

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If you could pick only one of these girls at the club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwBcsmjyrQ I started watching this and just got mesmerized. If you could only pick one, which one? They come out a few times each The girl coming out at 1:07 is my choice: https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=68 Second choice probably girl coming out at 4:53: https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=293 ...god…

Tijuana

Just plain sex?

So, based on the last discussion, I'm wondering if there's any place you can go in TJ if you just want something as close to GFE as possible with a good-looking young woman? Somebody being humiliated turns me off…

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Going to a club while neurodivergent

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdoqXNTd/ Opinion video from a therapist’s point of view of why clubs are terrible for neurodivergent people. The specific part about “why do we have to come up and tip the stage, can’t you guys just pass around an offering plate”…

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So-long Cuomo

https://apnews.com/article/andrew-cuomo-resigns-17161f546bb83c32a337036ecf8d2a34 I've hated this stupid fucksack since he further infringed on the 2nd Amendment. Then he killed all those elderly people in nursing homes. Playing grab-ass with a few staffers is probably the least offensive thing he did but led to…