Taboo
2005 E Linden Ave Linden, NJ 07036

Big style club in a quiet neighborhood in the burbs

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joebyr
Dec 3, 2021, 5:16 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Taboo is a nice looking club in a quiet part of Linden NJ. Driving around the neighborhood you would never guess a club was there, unlike if you were about 30 miles north and walking the streets of Manhattan. The moment you walk in though I've never really been as aggressively pushed for sales as I was here. Paid valet, hat check, coat check. Although you can work around that by keeping those things in your car and parking elsewhere (a plus being in a quiet neighborhood away from the city). Then came the big baller talk. 100$ champagne bottles to secure a seat since there weren't that many available seats (I declined). Private booths. There was a girl right by the door who said she needed 25$. I asked for what? She said thats the minimum for each party, so since I came alone thats how much one beer would cost. This was the end of a long week at work for me, so I scoffed and just walked away. She shouted everyone else is going to say the same thing! It wasn't, a beer was like 7.

The layout of the bar is nice, good nightclub color scheme and lots of bright lights. There is one big stage at the center of a block O style bar. The girls it mostly had a latin flavor that night with a few Europeans springled in. I dont think I saw any Americans girls dancing, but maybe there were a few. The dollar train is very persistent. And I believe the club was designed that way. Whereas other clubs might have some areas away from the bar. This place didn't. I believe the only place where you are not asked for at least a dollar is in the toilet stall. But after you leave that toilet stall, there is an attendant who, well you know.

Oh with all the money talk I forgot about the girls. Pretty, busty, exotic, etc. A lot of them like that make it rain kind of stuff which I don't really understand. Dances in the back are 25 a song. The area is too well it and bright imo. You are also in one big room so no privacy. I dont remember if there was cameras or not. I got a dance with some Eastern European broad and it was pretty forgettable. Maybe others get higher mileage but I think they are more strict there, hence the open area and maybe cameras.

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