Better on a Monday night, somehow

The club is tucked away on the west side of Central Ave, with a long unmarked gravel/dirt parking lot and lots of flood lights shining down. It's a bit of a run down mess, but why expect more when you can get $5 dances?

Pat down at the door, no cover charge. When you walk in there's a bar straight back and to the left, where they'll sell you a bottled beer for $6. I arrived at 11, which was much better timing than my last visit. It was busy, with probably around 15 patrons and just as many girls. Mostly AA, all shapes and sizes, from "hit every branch falling off the top of the ugly tree" to women you'd actually put work in to get a dance from. There was also one dancer with a light-up strobing butt plug. Like I said, all shapes and sizes.

After about 5 Dos Equis I found a nice gal with DDs who gave solid floor dances. For $5 a piece I absolutely got my money's worth, but your mmmv. Last time I was here there was one girl, and I left after an hour of waiting for some sign of a pulse. The place still /looks/ like a dump, but if you're patient, show up after 10 on a Monday, and act friendly you can probably get a dance you'll enjoy.