Christmas gifts for dancers
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Friday, November 26, 2021 8:09 PM
Merry Christmas, ho' ho' hoes.
Is anyone close enough to a dancer to buy her a Christmas gift just because it's Christmas and you are fond of her and not expecting anything in return? Has a dancer ever given you an unexpected Christmas gift that did not involve a sexual act (unless it was a paternity suit, which by default necessitates a sexual act)? What did you give/receive?
I'm not close enough to any dancers or regular enough anywhere to give gifts. Would giving a stripper lingerie be like gifting your wife a vacuum cleaner? Would giving her chocolates be like giving an alcoholic a bottle of bourbon?
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