Merry Christmas, ho' ho' hoes.
Is anyone close enough to a dancer to buy her a Christmas gift just because it's Christmas and you are fond of her and not expecting anything in return? Has a dancer ever given you an unexpected Christmas gift that did not involve a sexual act (unless it was a paternity suit, which by default necessitates a sexual act)? What did you give/receive?
I'm not close enough to any dancers or regular enough anywhere to give gifts. Would giving a stripper lingerie be like gifting your wife a vacuum cleaner? Would giving her chocolates be like giving an alcoholic a bottle of bourbon?


There is one dancer this year who will get a gift from me. In addition to being fun in the club, she's been a very cool person.
It won't be anything incredibly extravagant, and I'm not expecting anything in return. More of a kind gesture. I think she'll genuinely like it, but it's no skin off my nose if she doesn't or just doesn't care about it.