FUCK MARRY KILL- FEMALE SINGERS EDITION

Tuesday, November 30, 2021 2:06 PM
it's been a very long time since i brought up one of these. in this edition the three are: BEBE REXHA [view link] DUA LIPA [view link] HALEY REINHART [view link]

20 comments

kill is perhaps a bit extreme. so instead how about fuck, marry, or be my voice coach and help me out with humming the c major scale? if she doesn't instantly know what the c major scale by now then be killed it is.
rattdog
2 years ago
In a true demonstration of my age, I have no idea who any of these women are.
Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
^^^^me too.
shadowcat
2 years ago
Assuming they were up for it, I wouldn't mind fucking any of them. Already happily married, so that ain't happening. And why would I waste my time trying to kill them?
georgmicrodong
2 years ago
I think judging by the linked photos I’d go with Haley is the hottest and Bebe the least attractive.
shailynn
2 years ago
I agree with shailynn!
ATACdawg
2 years ago
None of them set my heart aflutter, they're all "ok, I guess."
Tetradon
2 years ago
F - Bebe Rehxa M - Dua Lipa K - Haley Reinhart Just figuring out how to pronounce her first name might be a challenge - so I’m sure Dua Lipa would become annoying very quickly.
Cashman1234
2 years ago
i like all of them. sexy! (and good music too…)
Jascoi
2 years ago
Fuck - Bebe Marry - Haley Kill - Dua Bebe has gotten a little thicker over the years, but she's still sexy. Long term over a marriage I fear she would balloon. Haley is a doll overall. Best long term prospect for marriage. Dua is hot AF but I also don't think she likes men as much as women. So I say kill her before she kills me. (I do like her as a singer the best.)
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
I agree with SirLDAlot regarding Dua and her potential to run off with a girl. But, the prospect of my beautiful new wife bedding another beauty, in the bed we share together, while I watch (and capture the evidence - sorry the experience on video) will be incredibly difficult for me. The only way to soothe my broken heart will be with a big divorce settlement $$$$! If I should suffer my demise before the divorce is finalized, my videos will be leaked to pornhub by Gawker…
Cashman1234
2 years ago
LOL @Cash I bet any of them would make you sign a pre-nup. Also is watching her with another woman still considered being a cuckold? Asking for a friend. 😝
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
A prenup?! How dare you insult the love Dua and I share - with some sort of gold digging financial arrangement! This is incredibly offensive! I believe watching Dua Lipa with another girl is considered being in the right place at the right time! That kind of stuff costs extra at bachelor parties!
Cashman1234
2 years ago
^^^ Cuckman1234 is your new nickname, bruh
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
Lol! You can call me any name you want while I’m watching Dua Lipa get eaten out by an equally hot girl!
Cashman1234
2 years ago
I love Dua Lipa. I even like some her songs like “One Kiss” I’m marrying that girl. Gorgeous. The other two tbh I never heard of. Most of this pop top 40 today and the last 15 years or so sounds the same to me. But just off those pictures. I like both but I’ll go K-Rexha F-Reinheart
Muddy
2 years ago
Who the hell are any of these people?
motorhead
2 years ago
"Bebe has gotten a little thicker over the years, but she's still sexy. Long term over a marriage I fear she would balloon" This is the most glass-half-full interpretation I've ever seen. The girl is a meatbomb, and she's not even ticking, you're catching her already exploding. If "long term" = a year or two, then I could agree!
Subraman
2 years ago
damn - some here have this impression that bebe is going to expand to honey boo boo like proportions. my 600 pound life just might get a pop star to appear on the show.
rattdog
2 years ago
@Subra I'm still going on the better pics of Bebe in the link. Based on some of them, she's still in slim thick category. Still acceptable. But if I take the worst case pics, I agree with you. All that said, since her career success is highly linked to her sex appeal, she's also got a chance of wanting to slim up again and has the means to have professional help. (But she's still a marriage risk compared to Haley.)
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
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