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Strip Club Attendance Way Way Down

Day shift (and probably night shift) strip club attendance has been dismal on most days since shutdowns were lifted. ATF says income cut in half or less. Why is that? Why aren't you (or someone you know)…

Politics

New national anthem

I'd support this https://youtu.be/pJstIEx6EnU Or https://youtu.be/7t2LGv-iR1Y I'd go with the second option

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Not much going on here on a Tuesday afternoon

I had spent a few hours at Larry Flynt's near the highway in the better part of Washington Park, if there is such a thing. This was my first trip over here in about…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Good to be back

Flight Club! I never knew how much I'd miss you. After living in Detroit for several years and now having moved away for 6 months, the chasm between my experience at these DET clubs and others…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

One of the worst Go-Go Bars, only visit if attracted to Crack Whores

What can I say other than that this place is terrible. There were 3 dancers working. All 3 of the dancers were way past their prime. One did have a nice body and she could…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Not bad fir a Thursday night.

Decided to stop in for a drink. First thing I noticed was they kept the stage very active. 3 songs per girl one off song then new girl. The girls have always been very friendly…

Smarter Choices, Better Strip Club Experiences

I have been clubbing for decades and have figured out how to get the experience I am looking for. I hope this article will elp you more reliably find clubs that will give you the experiences you are looking for. There are basically 3 types of strip clubs: 1. Las Vegas style- these tend to be larger clubs with big, beautiful signs outside of buildings that are designed to catch your eye. They often also have valet parking. Las Vegas style clubs typically give you: a. Stunningly beautiful dancers who will sit and talk with you as if they have known you forever b. top shelf drinks and often very good food c. big stages with great lighting to enhance the beauty of the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

3 visits to date

A fave started working here a couple of months back. I've now been here 3 times. Most of the details have been covered in previous reviews. It's located at a residential intersection. Large parking lot but…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Needs to be Closed Again

Like the prior reviewer, I'm not hard to please. Give me some decent looking women who are up for a moderate amount of extras that offer fair services for fair money. I'll freely…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Great way to spend an evening

I am looking forward to returning to Locomotion when I visit the Toronto area soon. My last visit was just before the pandemic, so I hope by now it is back to normal. One of…

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San Jose Guy Fund: Please Contribute

Okay shortly I am going to put up a GoFundMe for San Jose Guy, can you guys please contribute. The money is going to be used for some cloud space so he can start saving all his notes there,…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Nothing Exciting About this Place

The club is just as it appears from outside. Not a lot of spectacular talent. No private room and no extras. There were about 7 girls. All of them were AA and there was one…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Legs and Eggs day

I went on Friday for the Legs and Eggs. If you haven’t been there for that, they have a shift of about 10 ladies that work from 7 AM- 12 PM. After 12 PM another…

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An example of music at strip clubs today

https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/98316-lightning-and-the-thunder

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Best experience in PDX thus far

I’ve been to three clubs in the Portland area and this was my favorite thus far. Stadium seating was unique and made it easy to settle in and get a sense for the landscape. In…

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OT: Cooking at Home

I just finished a meal at a new restaurant that opened up locally and it reminded me of why I rarely eat out anymore. The eggs were too runny because of undercooking and a bad flip on the over…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

OK/Average trip to Good Guys

Stopped by late on a Friday night (aroud 10:30PM). Very quiet neighborhood but managed to land a free parking spot in front of the club. Big sign that noted "masks required"…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Still the best in a shrinking market

Club hasn't changed much but Halloween decorations are out. Got there Monday night sometime after 8pm. $5 cover and one drink min. Game was on and they were giving 2 for 1…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Dancers rip you off

Club is on an awkward corner of a main road and a one way street. It's located next to a liquor store and has a side entrance if you go around the block and park…

Centerfold Lounge

Vienna, West Virginia

Swing and a miss (mostly)

Thought I'd put in my 2 cents since this place had not been reviewed recently. The entry to the parking lot has been slightly altered so you don't lose your tailpipe anymore. They blocked off the…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Sat evening, prime time yet sub prime action

Staying near the airport, looked for the nearest club so ended up here at around 8:30pm on Sat. There was a man collecting the $10 entrance fee and after entering through the turnstile like a subway…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Nice club, would repeat

This place is huge. I believe it's connected to an adult video store, but I didn't go in. The entrance isn't very clearly marked, but it's in the front. The entrance to…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

A little boring

I arrived at VIP around 10 pm on a Friday night. This is definitely a regulars bar. There were about 7 or 8 customers and maybe 6 dancers plus a door man and…

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Strippers Vaping

Is vaping more addictive than cigarettes? I was at a club recently, and a dancer is on stage with one hand on the pole and the other hand holding her vaporizer. She is sucking that thing while she is dancing…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Pretty mediocre

Visited on a Tuesday night, its not that obvious how to find this place. From the Indiana Tollway from Chicago, take the Calumet exit then turn right, the club is on the left hand…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

It was okay

I pulled into the Firehouse for the first time on a Monday evening. The parking lot looked decently full but I soon found out that there wasn’t much going on inside. Immediately upon entering, I…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not too great

I'm in the area quite often but never stopped in. So 1st off the neighborhood is pretty sketchy I've never felt unsafe personally but it may not be for you. I get there pay my $10…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Sunday review of coliseum .

Another review of coliseum.. So I tipped a couple of different dancers during each of their stage sets, and the only ones too come back to talk was a dancer named rain and another named pixie,…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Good Place for Bachelor Party, Nothing Too Crazy

Got there at 1030 for my buddy’s bachelor party. We waited in line for 30 minutes and then then let us in and showed us to our table that I had reserved. It was…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Disappointed, definitely an off day

I went on a Monday afternoon. I was concerned it would be dead, and it was worse than I thought. Even though they opened at 11:30, at noon I was the first customer.…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Great, as long as you know what you're getting.

I visited around 5 pm on a Friday a couple of weeks ago. This was my second visit to a strip club, the other being a fully nude (Scarlett's); I knew this was a bikini…

Politics

Inflation

What are y'all planning to do? Stocks? Real Estate? Gold? Crypto? Or just bear down and eat it. https://nypost.com/2021/10/06/cost-of-inflation-to-american-household-extra-175-a-month/ Economy has been whacky as hell. Costs are skyrocketing. Home Prices, Cars, groceries and the government keep just printing money, something bad…

Vivid

New York, New York

Pretty Good Time in Manhattan

Now that things are starting to open up again in New York, it's worth noting that this is still one of the very few clubs that is open before 5PM. You will pay a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Quick visit Sunday night

Visited Palomino as a Vegas local on Sunday night. Took a seat by the bar and had a beer. Got approached by a dark haired girl Raven who immediately poached me for VIP. Passed. Went…

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Free Cams - Streamate Chaturbate Flirt4Free

Only in the last month have I found the multitude of free cams. At first it seemed incredible, all these women and the bodies online and free! No joke, they are free. They sell tokens and without tokens you are…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

GPS and racist

I've been to hundreds of clubs, and now after thoroughly visiting these Pittsburgh clubs, I know they are close to the absolute worst(Beemers is good, but most of the girls are ugly). Many of the…

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Labor Market During/After COVID

Out of curiosity, did anyone here leave their job for a new one in the past year? If you did not, why did you stay?

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Ohio + Escorts = Bad

Largest human trafficking sting in Ohio history nets 161, including city councilman. Good thing the PLs here at TUSCL only like strippers, and there's one that likes goats. https://www.yahoo.com/news/largest-human-trafficking-sting-ohio-184028588.html

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Club Wax...Maybe

Well first time here. Still looking for a Follies replacement. Potential even if a bikini club, but not there yet. Arrived sometime after 3 pm and parked free up front on the side.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Mid Week Hustle

Very small club on the same space as some storefront businesses and a fast food restaurant. I sat in the lot for a bit doing some work and noticed several dancers walking in.…

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Superhero Stripping?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/d0/5d/02d05da1ac39ba13761551c2b851951e.jpg Seems possible there are lots of hot women who'd strip if nobody knew about it. Would you buy a dance from a stripper with a kicking bod but a face you couldn't see? The next level of anonymity…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Good value casual club, extras on table

Sparkys has that dive bar feel and is a well known bar for those looking for "extras" but people's success varies greatly. I've heard from the dancers that the owner is said to have received…

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The View from Azul

I'm visiting Zona Norte right now for the first time in almost two years. I just finished Arriba #5 so I need to rest a bit. I've been here about 24 hours. Wifi in my room…

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/powerball-lottery-shocks-reporter_n_615c7dd5e4b0548301014ddd

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Columbia SC shots fired.

U.S. Marshals arrested an Aiken man for a shooting outside of a West Columbia strip club last month. Credit: Kathleen Galligan, Detroit Free Press Police close off a scene of a crime. Author: WLTX Published: 3:53 PM EDT October 6, 2021 Updated: 3:53 PM EDT…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

back to being a great club!

Teasers seems to be thriving after a long pandemic shutdown. When they first reopened there was a real shortage of girls, but they appear to have gotten back plenty of previous dancers as well as…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

High value regular's joint

Stopped in for a quick visit at around 8PM on a Friday. The building is dinky lookin in the middle of nowhere. Parking lot was decently busy, and didn't feel sketchy to park at. Paid…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Fun can be had with tips at House of Babes

House of Babes was my favorite club in Columbus. I had moved out of state since then around July 2021. I was considered a semi-regular customer going there 2-3 times a month. To bring you up…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

try to hold on to your money, just try...

This place is another lap dance factory. By that I mean, unless you if you mean to spend an evening here, unless you adjust your strategy, you will fall into the trap that everything…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

The $10 dances are gone

I stopped by spearmint Rhino late evening around 11 for the $10 Tuesday dances. I was disappointed to find out that their a new manager that cancelled it. I walked in and paid $10 for cover.…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Solo Trip to the House

I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first time. I took…

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Are there any mostly Black strip clubs in San Antonio?

I’ll be in SA the week of 10/11 and was just curious..

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Cubans

Do white Cubans have a certain "look"? I am just curious is all. I never spent a lot of time at any club with a cuban majority or a large % of them. They always assume I am Cuban too and start…

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Why are some PUA forums so against any form of P2P?

Hey guys, I noticed that some "Game" forum seem to have a strong stance against any form P2P. Not only about directly paying for it but rather just simply doing anything like buying women drinks..etc. I notice many of these guys…

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SJG is starting to look more like Poe's Law writ large than anything else

Title says it all.

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Terrible place

I went here after going to Oz. It's like across the street (Umerhton (I'm sure I spelled it wrong). It's a small joint, white building, with a smallish parking lot, though I suppose…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

sinclair's Review

I went to Allure Gentlemen’s Club on a Tuesday at about 18:00. There was no cover charge and no ID scan at the door. Sincweisers were a very affordable $3, which was the Happy Hour…

Tijuana

Best way to avoid being seen?

Hi all, Heading back to San Diego in December for the first time since February 2020. I will be attending a conference in a downtown hotel with about 300 other people (roughly 70% men ages 25 - 60). My…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Great Spot for Friendly Action

I was traveling with a friend as we were both in Palm Beach on business. When we arrived there is an option for "VIP" parking at $10 or $20, neither is worth it as it…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Back in the game after a few years off

Today was the first day I had a real opportunity to visit good old Washington Park, IL in about 2 years. There has always been a clear difference between LFHC and Hollywood Showclub/now Scarlett's…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Laid back atmosphere. Worth giving another try.

Gave Jiggles a try the other night around 10:30. I little out of my way but sounded like a safe neighborhood which it is. A bet sketchy getting there though. Anyway, walk in past a…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Plenty to choose from

In the past when I have visited this club it was late afternoon. There is no cover and they have beer specials that run until 6. I visited a couple of times last week later…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Over hyped I think.

Stopped on there Monday night $10/dance opportunity. Arrived around just past 830. There were a lot of cars but not that many people in there. Paid $16 entree fee and found a seat and baught…

Tijuana

El efe

Say you're making a quick trip (under 24 hours). How many dollars in cash do you bring? How many fives and singles? How many (if any) cash pesos is it good to have? Should you get…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Pleasantly Surprised

This club is in an industrial area with a good sized parking lot. Two doormen waved me in as I arrived and I could see they had video monitoring of the parking area. The club…

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Ex-porn star allegedly kills son, 2, dumps body on supermarket counter

https://nypost.com/2021/10/05/ex-porn-star-allegedly-kills-son-dumps-him-on-lidl-counter/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20211005&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

More questions than answers

I can’t hold a candle to the previous descriptions of the architectural layout of the club, but I’ll add my description. You walk thru a long entranceway and thru a metal detector. Somebody in a…

Politics

Gang shootout in Chicago? Totally Legal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMC-QRPCsqo Kim Foxx is so bad at being a DA she makes Lori Lightfoot seem reasonable. That is hard to do. They got in on Camera, Police on the scene witnessing it, guns, over 70 shots etc. 0 charges.

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

A Great Club to Have Some Fun, If You Go On the Right Night!

I drive a truck for a living so I enjoy visiting clubs around the country. So this is my third visit to this Spearmint Rhino. Let me go over a few details and some updates…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Very nice place to spend some time.....

BT's is one of the NICEST, CLEANEST, WELL LIT clubs in the area. The atmosphere is usually, very "low key" Decided to stop in to watch the second half of the U of M football game.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Back to the Horse

It’s been a looong time since I have felt comfortable going into a club. But, having had the vaccine and getting a breakthrough case of Covid finally gave me the confidence to get back…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Fun relaxed night

Stopped by on Monday night on my way home and spent about an hour and a half here. The vibe is very cool and laid back. There were about 6 dancers, mostly white with 1…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Over priced not that great

This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the drinks are like…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good night in Pompano

Went to Cheetah’s Pompano Beach from 1:30pm to 4pm, and 5pm to close on Friday evening. Paid $2 for parking, good size well lit lot in safe area. If you leave check with attendant as…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Gotta Have Faith

I’m town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Club advertises free valet but lot was large and well-lit, so I opted to self-park. Arrived about 8:30pm, paid the $10 caver,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Another successful visit

LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. [Exterior] It is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and…

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Kinda looks like duct tape

https://www.theboobtape.com/

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Shimmers is a Monument to America's Obesity Crisis

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Two different dayshift reviews- a few weeks apart. Snuck out to explore and they were only Washington park place open for dayshift. Both times there were very few dancers working (2-3) and when…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

not much else to do.

Snuck away from family to explore and during the day options were slim to none. Masters had two girls working plus bartender. no cover charge and the beer was normal range for a…

Politics

Pandora Papers expose secret financial dealings of global politicians and ultra

Title couldn’t say it all. Pandora Papers expose secret financial dealings of global politicians and ultra rich... Pandora Papers detail the "opaque financial universe where global elite shield riches from taxes, probes and accountability." https://www.socialnews.xyz/2021/10/04/pandora-papers-expose-secret-financial-dealings-of-global-politicians-and-ultra-rich-video/

Politics

Fully vaccinated celebrity dies from Covid, friends & family urge others to get

At this point what more can even be said? Nothing is going to change the minds of the pro-vaccine sheep. It truly is hopeless. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/double-vaccinated-emmy-winner-dies-covid-19-two-weeks-attending-award-ceremony-unmasked-celebrities/

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Another Visit to the Jet

I was in the neighborhood so I called up to see if Brittany was working and she was. There was plenty of room in the parking lot (free) and about ten customers in the club.…

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She was a stripper during college. Now she’s running for Congress

I disapprove of this. I don't think strippers should demean themselves by becoming politicians. https://flipboard.com/topic/unitedstates/she-was-a-stripper-during-college-now-she-s-running-for-congress-and-sharing-he/a-Cr2qnRiXTe2XOE3RNI2vew%3Aa%3A419161690-80faed87a2%2Fthelily.com

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Not as good as I expected, but worth trying out

This place was easy enough to get to for my first time to Florida strip clubs, near the highway, on major roads. I found the strip clubs in Pinnellas county to be convenient to…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Chill club but quality slipping?

There's a parking charge but I uber'd and when you get in there's a hostess in a sunny room that might tell you about specials. If you get there before 3 on a Monday they'll…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

This was my first club and I'm floored. Absolutely amazing!!

This place was absolutely amazing! My first time I did not know what to expect. It was a $10 charge to enter. Cheap drinks. A lot of girls seemed to Klinger to some other people…

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Another Female Teacher Having Sex

2AMers, San Jose Guy bumping 7 year old threads, and another article about teachers having sex with minors. Queuethe 20 responses that say "where was this teacher when I was in middle school?" Just business as usual at…

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NICESPICE HASN'T POSTED IN A DAY, READY THE MEN, SOUND THE ALARMS, FAN OUT!

SHE MUST BE IN DISTRESS. WE RIDE AT DAWN! TELL THE MEN THEY'LL BE NO SLEEP TONIGHT. I MUST TRACK DOWN NICESPICE SO I CAN PAY HER MONEY TO MASSAGE HER FEET. RIDE NOW HEEYAAA!!!!

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Too Many Big Girls

I found a $10 off coupon online for DejaVu so I decided to go. Still cost $10 cover. The last time I was there (many years ago) they had lots of young pretty dancers, each…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Best night I've had

So since my last post wasn't detailed enough IL explain in full detail Went out with some friends ended up going to the vue as I walked in normal 10 dollar pay for the entertainment…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Good variety weekday afternoon

I visited just after lunch time on a weekday afternoon, and The Venue was a little busier than I expected--but that means not very busy. Maybe 10 customers, some finishing their lunches. Most nursing beers.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time

I arrived at Vvide via Uber around 3pm on Monday. I paid $10 to the bouncer, had a very light pat down and proceeded down stairs. As others have said, it’s very dark walking down…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Short but sweet ,

I happened to be in the area so decided to take a chance on a Saturday shortly after opening (listed as 12 noon and I arrived around 1pm). Club is located in an industrial area…

Idle Hour Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

WOOT!! What an awesome ride!!

My boyfriend had never been to a strip club, AND his birthday was coming up; so I decided to surprise him!! I've been to quite a few strip clubs in the past, but never had…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Getting worse

I frequent this place (like 2-3 times a week, most weeks), but it's been a long time since I've reviewed it, it doesn't get reviewed often, and there have been some developments everyone should know…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Religious Revival at Friday Happy Hour

I visited on the First Friday of October about an hour before shift change to avoid cover charge. There seemed to be quite a few customers. However, there appeared to be only approximately…

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Social Media Discovery

The only social media site I participate in is Facebook. I actually created an account about 10 years ago because a dancer asked me if I was on Facebook. And I’ve only hung around because of some sports…

Idle Hour Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

First time in a strip club

This was my first time ever in a strip club - it was my girlfriend's idea. She's not exactly bi but definitely enjoys a nice pair of tits in her face (ok maybe enjoys a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Return to Disneyland

It’s good to be back! After almost two years Of waiting… I was given the opportunity to walk through those curtains to our Disneyland. Wow what a rush… it was about 6:30pm on a Wed…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not hitting the panic button…. yet

I recently made another trip to Treasure Club. Not terrible overall but the club just had a different feel, probably because so many new girls. I arrived at 1 on a Friday afternoon. Parking lot…

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, New York

AA petit hot girl that really knows how to lap dance

I visited NY Showgirls this past Friday evening and business was slow. I only saw three girls, two of them were AA and the other one was a hot Latino girl. I tipped the Latino girl…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

An improvement over the past.

When I’m in the area, I like to pop in here, just to see the variation in talent. I was pleasantly surprised at the quantity available. I have been here in the past when there…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

second time around

I decided to try blackjacks again since it’s one of the closer clubs near me. The last time i was there I was really trying to feel out the place. the club is not huge…

Politics

Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II

Well we know that the Lightning I was: https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/news/features/history/p-38.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II https://www.jsf.mil/ https://www.f35.com/f35/index.html https://www.raf.mod.uk/aircraft/lightning-f35b/ F-35C Carrier Testing (DT-II) Aboard USS Dwight D. Eisenhower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca1z9RSYbyk Differences between F-22 and F-35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifYBEtz19k SJG Caramel Star, woman who knows how to dress for sexual pleasure: https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3189 Thread Locator Degree of Debauchery in the HK https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76733 Mongo1964 TJ Trip Notes https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=77284 Abortion has…

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Rate this Dance: Urban Meyer Edition

Surprised noone brought this up, you think he LDK'd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TshbQa_qMMY

Strip Club Delight

My friends and I are from Buffalo, NY... and when we were 19 and it was my buddy's 19th birthday (he is a late baby in December), we decided to go to Canada, where the legal drinking age is 19. Nonetheless, we headed up there, and my other idiot friend had walking directions from the hotel we were going to stay at to one of the classiest strip clubs in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Or so we thought. The dumb ass had directions for something in Toronto and he didn't realize it, so we walked into the Chinatown boonies of Niagara Falls and was nearly jumped/raped. So be it. We finally, after asking a cop for a nice strip club to go to,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not sure if I’ll be back....

On my way home, wanted to swing by either Sahara or Paradise for some Ld’s but ended up at Synn instead ( based on the weak night roll-call at the other two clubs ). Luckily,…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick but good visit

I stopped by here to meet a friend (dancer) on my way home. I had my vip fun for the day at another club and only had about an hour to hang out. Parking was…

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Visiting multiple clubs in a single night.

Last week was a first for me. Visited four different clubs at night before I found what I wanted. Club 1 – Bailed after 45 minutes Club 2 – Bailed after 15 minutes Club 3 – Bailed after 30 minutes Club 4 –…

Politics

At any point in your life did you find Bob Ross offensive?

https://nypost.com/2021/10/04/white-news-anchors-suspended-boss-sacked-after-they-wore-afro-like-wigs-to-present-weather-forecast/ A lot of different races had afros in the 70’s. This stuff is too much. World’s getting crazy.

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There is an uneasiness in the back of my mind that if I ever lost my job...

Or ceased having any kind of income that I would go from now currently sleeping with women that look like Sharon Stone to have to go back to screwing women that look like Muammar Gaddafi. And it frightens me. It…

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Halloween at the strip club

I am a big fan of halloween at the strip club. Seeing the girls in all sorts of outfits is hot. What is your favorite outfit to see a hot dancer wearing (besides nothing)? A favorite of mine wore a school…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Surprise, surprise, surprise

Football Sunday found me out at Desires for 3 hours, watching too few girls and too many guys. Decided to head home for the Patriots game, but stopped in here for a beer, for…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Great value for dances and extra fun

This is a review from a couple of weeks ago, but I had such a good time, wanted to note it here for the masses. I arrived at the club at around 2pm - I…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Have Patience!

Visited on Thursday evening. Decent parking. You pay cover of $20 (Increased after the pandemic) and head inside a big rectangle room. Once you settle in a bar chair kind of setup, you pay $7…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Sunday afternoon trip

Went to Bare Assets yesterday around 1pm as I happened to be in the area, and knew I could have a beer or 2 while watching some football if there wasn’t any talent in the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St James VIP/sanctuary question

Gentleman, can anyone explain how the VIP and Sanctuary membership works at St James? Is it worth getting one or the other? What’s the price these days? Does it make sense for a non-local to buy?…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Go here if you have no other option!!!

I wanted to try SC's in Long island for a while, got here around 8 pm on Sunday night. Location and Entry: Good thing about the place right across jericho turnpike, safe, well lit, and no…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Coming back

After reading reviews , i decided to give Vivide another try. I arrived via Uber , after a light pat down I walked into the club for free . It has a upstairs and a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Good visit to 2001, but very expensive

I rarely find myself in Tampa, but I try to visit 2001 Odyssey when I'm in town. As others have stated, this is totally a tourist club. I can understand the locals not liking it…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Surprised

I heard good things about Vivide, and I was free in Atlanta for one night so I tried it. I was disappointed. The neighborhood was run down light industrial, pretty standard for clubs…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

sinclair's Review

I went to Vixens Cabaret at 23:30 on a Monday night. Vixens is an industrial area three miles north of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Free self parking is available, but a significant…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Served it’s purpose - but just ok

As soon as you arrive you get checked by security and then pay a $10 cover in the hallway which has the bathrooms. When you walk into the main room the bar is in…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Okay visit

Okay my first post pandemic visit. Some things haven't changed. Had to spend about $5 on valet parking. He drove it may 10 yards to an empty spot. Unnecessary... Anyway cover was $10. I…

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Playboy magazine.

I haven't looked at on since the 80's and the latest issue is not going to bring me back. https://www.playboy.com/custom/bretman-rock-exclusive-playboy-digital-cover?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bretmancover&utm_content=bretmanrockmovingcover_100121

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A couple visits to LS

Stopped by LS a couple times during the day and evening this past week. It’s a small-ish club. An airplane shaped stage in the middle of a rectangular room with multiple poles.…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Re-Opening Weekend at Nightshift

A week or two ago I noticed that Founder had removed the "closed" status on Nightshift. Some quick Internet searches told me Nightshift was reopening this weekend. So I decided to TOFTT and check it…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Really just a bar with bikini dances

I thought I’d add a review here since there hasn’t been one in a while, but the truth is there is just not that much to say about Trails. As I’ve stated on other reviews,…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

SILICONE valley

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly expen$ive.)…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Nice little club

I stopped in saturday afternoon hoping to see the twins. Unfortunately the twins weren't there. This is a small bar. The bartender was attractive with bright pink hair. She has dimples…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Just not worth it

So I decide to stop by Lust this past Thursday night around 11:30pm to waste time before I went home. Cover charger $20 and at that point I should've left because I only saw 1…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

They do dance here?

Plenty of information on the layout of this place. This was my first time here since Covid. Was on my way to casino and thought I'd stop by here first. Arrived around 6 PM.…

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SACRAMENTO CLUBS: Any dancers worth VIPs these days?

Seems would be a buyers' market especially ar Dejavu & Pure Gold. Looking for high mileage on the down low...like the bed VIPS.

Politics

“protecting the right to engage in consensual sexual activity and expression”

Title couldn’t say it all. “Sexual freedom is the emancipation of sexual expression from arbitrary shackles prescribed by tradition – and sometimes even by law.” “Sexual freedom flows from the belief that human sexuality cannot be prescribed or legislated, and is a…

Passion Cabaret (was Secrets)

Houston, Texas

Dayshift has potential

Went to Passion Cabaret on Friday at around 4:30 pm. I'd been hearing about them reopening the club and even though I had never been there before they closed I was curious to check…

The Barclay Club

Dublin, Ireland

Not the most enoyable place to sit but some hot girls and very good entry deal

I've been here twice, once just before Covid and once a couple of weeks ago. Both times, the club has been super quiet. There's a pole but I didn't see a dance on either visit…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Carl's - pool tables and Latinas

Now that J's bar is closed down after a shooting and Bobby's only allow a back massage in the bar (no dances), Carl's and Louie's are the only clubs in the area for the basic,…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Gold Room - 10 minutes south of O'hare airport

I stopped by on a recent Thursday evening. I rode my motorcycle there. They still charge $7 to park in front however I park it myself vs. them taking my nice ride to their mandatory…

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Having your ass eaten?

What are your thoughts when a girl tries to eat your ass? I think it feels really good but I'm not comfortable with it. I donno I like how it feels but don't like being that vulnerable with…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Friday Night Therapy

Came in at 6 on a Friday night. No cover charge before 7. I believe it’s $10 after that Club is located in a busy commercial area on RTE 27. Building almost looks like a…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Look but don’t touch

Salt Lake’s strip club rules basically boil down to this: a club can have Alcohol, Lap Dances, or nudity, but it has to choose ONE. This is the club that chose nudity, which means there’s…

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Woman ‘raped by 4 men in strip club after she was asked to “try out” for job’

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3782704/woman-raped-strip-club/

Politics

Sharpton 2024?

Trump dominates the GOP because people who never voted before registered and started voting when he was on the ballot. Many are not that issue-oriented. They (often rightly) feel fucked over, and are looking for a brawler to…

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Whats a good indicator that a floor dance and/or VIP dance will be good?

I've had dancers promise me the moon only to be disappointed. What are some good indicators that a floor or VIP dance will be good?

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Another first for ole shadowcat

Around 4:30 on Saturday, Oct 2, a black little person(midget) came out of the dancers dressing room. She had a Papi_Chulo body type and was quite athletic on the pole. I have heard of little person feature acts such as…

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Any petite Latinas with only fans?

Any petite Latinas with onlyfans? Like 5'2 and under. Drop the OF here 👇

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Kansas City?

Anything I should check out? Or avoid like the plague? Not really looking for take out; not enough time in town. Just some good looking women, and maybe some extras, but I’m not even gonna sweat that.

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I manage a strip club & bring my baby to work

This is going to turn out well. https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/3774254/strip-club-manager-brings-baby-to-work/

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Tattooed dancers, or Tattoos in general

I'm sure this has come up a few times, but I just wrote about it in my last few reviews, and then a review in my feed brought it up in the context of what's the big deal? So…

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There's nothing sadder in a strip club than....

...the DJ made up in full Heath Ledger Joker make-up and hairstyle on Oct. 1. What else you all got?

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Fashion exec agrees to extradition to face US sex crimes charges

An Epstein wannabe. https://www.thesundaily.my/world/fashion-exec-agrees-to-extradition-to-face-us-sex-crimes-charges-GK8419989

Politics

Molnupiravir

The Merck company has just announced they developed a new antiviral drug, Molnupiravir, that cuts the risk of hospitalization for Covid by 50% if taken early in the course of the disease. The cost will be $700 for a five…

How to get Better Lap Dances

The rules and norms are different in every locale, but we've all experienced it... the bad lap dance. She didn't make eye contact. She seemed checked out. Maybe she was even chewing gum and thinking about taking care of that pile of laundry back home. Her actions were mechanical. The last thing on her mind was taking care of you or building a connection. No lap dance at all is better than a bad lap dance. A good lap dance can be low- or high-mileage. An air dance can be a good lap dance. The thing that all good lap dances have in common is that they provide the connection that we crave as primates. Studies have shown that this connection, through…

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Very mean strippers

Last night a very mean girl sprayed my eyes with axe and attempted to light my clothes on fire due to not liking my smell. These girls are very very mean and out of line. In my country we put…

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Miss Summer Fantasy Shots

Has anyone else had the chance to experience a show with, depending what you are into, Ms or Mistress Summer? A gorgeous tall, long legged blonde that caught my attention as soon as I saw her. Not…

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Plague moral dilemma

Getting the urge to get some lappers this weekend (like most weekends). But I've been feeling a bit run down this week, had some minor sinus drama, and a bit of a scratchy throat. Did get the rona…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- A man was shot and killed in front of his brother as they were leaving a club in the Greenspoint area overnight. Houston police say it happened after they got into an argument with a group of…

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Sarcasm - Do you get it ?

I had a sugar baby over a couple of nights ago. Venezuelan girl. Very affectionate. This was probably the fourth time I had been with her so we are both very comfortable with each other.…

My Trip Report on Colombia Mongering

Sorry for the delay my fellow mongers. I've been back for a month and been working on this report about my trip to Colombia. I've been busy as hell with work and life,but it is finally complete. Your lasagna loving, fat cat is back in the good ole USA. I had a good time in Colombia but I love America, even if these Latin countries (and I heard Europe) are a little more liberal with the SC rules than in the states. Before I get into these series of reviews (1 SC in Bogota, 1 SC in Medellin), I decided to write this little introduction/article first to give you mongers some insight of what is going on in…

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Britney Spears shares nude photos from vacation after conservatorship win

The Free Britney campaign pays off. https://pagesix.com/2021/09/30/britney-spears-shares-nude-photos-from-vacation-after-conservatorship-win/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20211001&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report